The Kennedies

[Eldascar]

I'm Eldascar now?

OH SHI-

There can be only one.

*Fires a poison dart at Sam.*

[Sam]

Since I am Eldascar, then by definition, you are Sam. Therefore, you fired the poison dart at yourself.

[Eldascar]

Since I am Eldascar, then by definition, you are Sam. Therefore, you fired the poison dart at yourself.

No since I never renounced my name and I am merely getting rid of a pretender you are dead. Thus your argument is moot.

[Sam]

Your name is Sam. You never renounced that name. Therefore, your name is still Sam.

[jethro]

This is getting us nowhere. We need a sane solution to this impasse.

From now on Sam will be Elaine and Eldascar will be Julie. Vladimir Zhirinovsky will be Eldascar and Stephen Harper will be Sam. About time that meek god-cursed Canadian bastard got a poisoned dart in his neck.

[Sam]

Alternatively, how about solving this using the Deltarian method?

*takes out a machine-gun and fires randomly at every person other then myself*

[Eldascar]

Your name is Sam. You never renounced that name. Therefore, your name is still Sam.

You are dead. Thus your argument is moot.

[GreekIdiot]

Your name is Sam. You never renounced that name. Therefore, your name is still Sam.

You are dead. Thus your argument is moot.

Yup, you killed Sam.

[Sam]

i.e. yourself

[Eldascar]

i.e. yourself

You cannot assume my immortality by claiming my name as your own.