Upon majority vote of this bill, any Libertarian caught using the word "betray" or making any sort of whinging sound shall have a pie thrown directly in their face.
The pie shall be of fruit filling, with a soft crust. The pie shall only have a carboard dish, and shall in no way cause injury.
The Libertarian member so threatened with a pie shall have five seconds to throw up his or her arms and yell "No! Please do not Pie Me! T'was my leader's fault. I shall try to recover my dignity."
Her or she will then be offered the pie to eat, instead, or to dispose of.
Quoted for the sake of remembering it; removed.