Hurts My Head

[Siggon Kristov]

I'm in Beluzia and I cannot understand what the Tory Party leader says in debates. He does not speak English; he types jumbled words that I cannot understand. Where he speaks English, the words aren't in any proper order or grammar lineage.

Could moderation assist me? I'm often confused. Examples of things he has said are:

the way you are bneherth desiuch me pubie allouere

i will not vote yes do this bill are you make a pubiie allower on the way you are beheail

measter me of whate you think

you do not put you preson e perser on this i my thick that some of you policies are ridiculous so this is only use to get other party in are counter newn for home or arbou and this it

we are diseock war on Free Gaduridos on of as party have payl a ofers thick on us the bill is comeing soon

no i feet thet the with the new party will need to change the stymer i will be fell but will chanege this on i n only will need to chanege bouth a the is 4 party not 3 about how can propose at the time this will indouter the puble with ask for by 100% that why it was chane now io feet that is worst for the party so the syment need to be change

youth have do be Education to get on in life and corporal punishment stop that got wild in the classroom

[LukasV]

I think someone ought to introduce this guy to Google Translate. I mean, if this is going to result in a communication problem, I think it would be best to make the suggestion to him. I don't think, however, that Moderation should be involved in this matter. Unless they can help decipher this jibberish. Which I, sadly, cannot.

Also, link to debates and such?

[Urien]

We can't really do much. As Lukas said, maybe introduce him to Google Translate or some other translation website.

[LukasV]

Out of curiosity, can we use these in the Particracy Player Quotes? These are gold, especially the last one.

[Siggon Kristov]

I think someone ought to introduce this guy to Google Translate. I mean, if this is going to result in a communication problem, I think it would be best to make the suggestion to him. I don't think, however, that Moderation should be involved in this matter. Unless they can help decipher this jibberish. Which I, sadly, cannot.

Not sure if google translate will help; I plugged some of his quotes into it and they all faced epic failure.
I want help to decipher his secret little code

I was wondering if moderation could ask him for me, as he may take offense or something. He is really confusing, and he makes it difficult to play the game since he is not speaking any clear language. He could speak his own language and I translate on Google Translate, or he could wirte standard English; this is a black/white case where no grey will be tolerated.

I'm aware that 2 players were in Beluzia and they left after being annoyed by him; the one, that still plays, told me that the other quit particracy overall because of this.

Also, link to debates and such?

Sure!
http://classic.particracy.net/viewbill. ... lid=341700
http://classic.particracy.net/viewbill. ... lid=341693

What puzzles me is this dude's attachment to English culture. He wants to call the sub-federal regions "Shires" and the Tory Party is something original to England. With all this, he can barely speak English.

[UniSocAll]

I'm convinced his keyboard is broken; forget translation programmes, introduce him to a new keyboard.

[LukasV]

There are the idiots that can't spell or use grammar if it killed them, with remarks like "dis iz new bill 4 da senate frm teh parteh roflmao XD", which you can still understand.

And then there's this guy.

[Urien]

You should ask him to use his own language and put it into Google Translate or just send you messages in his own language and then you translate them through Google.

It appears that he understands you, so his keyboard may in fact be broken.

[Siggon Kristov]

You should ask him to use his own language and put it into Google Translate or just send you messages in his own language and then you translate them through Google.

I don't know his language; google translate couldn't detect one.

[LukasV]

I highly doubt that it's a broken keyboard. No one writes with that kind of a mess, even if a few keys are missing here and there. My guess is that he's already using translate from some non-latin character-based language, and that it's not working well.