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CNC - Cranberry News Channel

Postby Opakidabar » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:31 pm

Terra's most important events...
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on YOUR screen!
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Re: CNC - Cranberry News Channel

Postby Opakidabar » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:38 pm

The CNC is private TV channel owned by the Cranberry Corporation. Our goal is to provide you with the unbiased information on events around the Terra.

We give you no message, we give you facts!
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Postby Opakidabar » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:25 am

The World Today
Triguniya - Keris continent
Yulrathian National Union party took over the Duma as Liberal Democratic Party dissolved. The civil war ended with victory of national socialists and Yulrathian supremacists. Political experts say this is a turnout point in Triguniyan (and, most likely) Terran history.
Global Peacekeeping Organization keeps its strong presence in Keris and pushes for peace, democracy and civil rights in Triguniya. No comments are received from Mr Egoist Virginatos, the Grand Secretary on further plan of action.
In answer to GPO threats Triguniya is voting on "Official Approval of the Chemical Weapons Attack Upon the GPO forces". Save yourselves!

CNC Keris continent expert Samuel Markow:
"Triguniyan actions.. are not surprise. For me. Those who follows internal situation in Triguniya clearly see Godwinov's plans. The cult of leadership, idea of Yulrathian master race... What surprises me is pressure on the GPO through diplomatic channels (small note, not only through Nova Terra channels, Axis and NATO as well!) to stop any military action. Triguniya definitely is the hot spot of Terra. To make things even worse the mighty GPO fleet is dangerously close to Lodamun's quarantine zone. Lets follow the situation closely!"


We thank Mr Markow and this is what Lodamun's Deputy Minister of Defense Nolan Mordikai said when asked about length of quarantine:
"The quarantine will last for as long as it is deemed necessary for the protection of Lodamun and its allies against the terrorists from Nova Terra."


Keris is the barrel of powder. Lets keep our fingers crossed!

It was Melinda Berger .. and John Silver, The World Today.
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Postby Opakidabar » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:07 am

The World Today
Hobrazia - Artania continent
Terrible Nightmare or New Beginning

Hobrazia is undergoing major change as Nova Terra parties have taken over the parliament. "LAW FOR THE PROTECTION OF HOBRAZIA AGAINST DICTATORSHIP AND TOTALITARIANISM" has passed the legislation. The law essentially turns Hobrazia into police state.
First Party of Hobrazia is declared out of law and arrest orders placed on its members. Axis is declared enemy of the people with membership punishable with death.

CNC Artanian continent expert James Daniels:
"Yes, Nigel, I will continue. Please have a look at the map - Hobrazia borders to the North with Luthori, the "Mother" of the Axis. Such a legislation is extremely provocative with regards to Axis. Nova Terra is saying: "Look, we can do anything. You can not stop us". Luthori has taken same step outlawing membership in Nova Terra, but is that enough? Confident we can say: Hobrazia is just another hot spot for Terra. Our future is decided there.


The spokesman of Nova Terra is confident on the rightness and justness of their actions. Let's hear what Invil Prastnikov, Chairman of the Inner League has to say:
"In Hobrazia, the simple fact is that the people want change and want to explore new directions, manifested by their overwhelming trust of the Nova Terra parties. We have liberated them from the bondage of their liberal tyranny, and they are responding well to that, though some of the international community is condemning us for lifting the common citizenry from drudgery and are pursuing their personal political agendas against us. Soon they shall see the results of what perfect government can obtain in Hobrazia, a completely united citizenry speaking with one voice and one thought, endlessly cheering and endlessly victorious, bound together by their bottomless love of the State and their absolute hatred of the enemies of the State."


It was uneasy to find the leader of First Party of Hobrazia, however he agreed to give a message, I will read:
"A terrible tradegy has occured in Hobrazia, a terrorist, uncaring power has seized power. They are silencing oppostion with torture and murder, people disappear daily. Not just first party members but any opposition voice, we must and will fight to the end for a free Hobrazia."


Situation is uneasy there. We shall keep you informed.

It was Melinda Berger .. and John Silver, The World Today.
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Postby Opakidabar » Thu May 07, 2009 6:36 am

The World Today
NATO, Egelion
Emergency Meeting of NATO on expulsion of Egelion

Yes, I can hear you Melinda.
I am waiting outside of the NATO building where today voting took place on Egelion expulsion. Seven nations in a raw stood up to voice their opinion, and the opinion was "Yes" - oldest NATO member is expelled. Egelion is stripped their rights.
Reason for expulsion was based on earlier events when Egelion signed the so called Nova Terra treaty, giving its military force to Nova Terra leadership.
Lodamun was to start the motion and let us hear what Lodamun's Vice President Johnson said today:
"Today is a sad day but at the same time a good day. It is very disappointing that our oldest member had to be expelled but at the same time we have created good precedent and shown the international community we will not allow terrorists and criminals within our alliance. NATO stands for peace not for violence. Today, we showed that. The Council acted swiftly and efficiently and we did what had to be done"


And we are back in studio and let us listen what our International Alliance expert has to say. Jerry, please!

CNC International Alliance expert Jerry Clinton:
"Thank you Melinda. It is a day which clearly shows that there will be no compromise with Nova Terra. In a big lines this means that Nova Terra is isolated by international community. This will make their loyal members more loyal and those with less loyalty even less loyal. For international community it is a good day. I saw nations voting that I never knew they existed. Joke, of course.


We did not manage to voice the opinion of official Egelion but its opposition party Capitalism Equality Party of Egelion sent an open letter, I read:
The treaty to be ratified goes against not only the principles of NATO but strictly against the principles of The Capitalism Equality Party, we vehemetely oppose any bond to the Nova Terran Treaty.
Unfortunately we have no seats in the legislature to make our voice heard so we would like to make it known now that upon any subsequent election to office the Capitalism Equality Party will not recognise any such ratification as legal.
Also due to the actions of the majority party in agreeing ratification to this treaty we feel obliged to call for immediate elections to be granted in an attempt to halt this gross breach of NATO law taking place.


According to latest polls Egelion opposition will win the next elections which would turn international community in the interesting situation.
Before we finish, don had its say :) . Despite leaving official politics his lawyer sent an open letter to NATO, I will read partially:
The vote process was a logical absurd and Legal Business People will protest that in the court.
If you do not count the vote of member in question, then in hypothetical scenario of 7 nations (where 4 are ganged against the 3), those 4 can one by one eliminate all opposition, despite it would take 6 against 3 to have the 2/3 majority.

You do the maths!

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Postby GreekIdiot » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:44 pm

The World Today
Athlorcaea
The Saiser under the Palinbal menace

Earlier today, Athlorcaean authorities, after responding to a call made by some hunters in the woods, uncovered the brutalized body, at least what was left of it, of the worldwide, notorious tyrant commonly known as the "Saiser", who, several weeks ago was reported missing, after successfully escaping his confines in a maximum security prison. Police investigators report:

"Criminology, along with a few investigators, entered an apparently abandoned and almost wrecked shack in the woods, after receiving a peculiar call by a couple of hunters who had spotted the scene earlier this morning. The terribly brutalized remains of the Saiser's body were neatly stacked onto a table, as though they were prepared for dinner. Our crew uncovered a video tape behind some cabins beneath the smashed window. No visible signs of fight were reported or noticed. It was upon the time of the arrival of the medical personnel of the homicide bureau of Athlorcaean intelligence that we noticed the markings on the victim's forehead. We were then certain that this belonged under the category of Palinbal Lucter's killings."


Our reporters at the crime scene were able to confirm that the video tape is indeed a recording of the whole Palinbal Lucter ritual, and is currently being investigated by the authorities. It is unknown whether Palinbal Lucter was identified or not. More information includes the appearance of UNT investigators but we sadly weren't able to extract much information. It appears to be that the secrecy behind which this whole investigation lies for the purposes of capturing Palinbal Lucter is actually truly sacred and unbreakable. We shall present more as this international situation unfolds more clues. Now continuing with our regular program of 24/7 documentaries about dolphins and their sexual desires.
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Postby GreekIdiot » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:23 pm

The World Today - Criminals Profile
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Palinbal Lucter

Well known notorious serial killer Palinbal Lucter has been identified by Lodamun's authorities, after successfully processing the video with the Saiser's murder, which is thought to have been deliberately left over by Lucter himself. It is now estimated that a complete profile of all characteristics will be handed over to authorities globally. As investigators pinpoint, this is a "worldwide issue requiring immediate attention".

The man's face in the video has been traced as Palinbal Lucter's face, investigators certify. Previous beliefs that the specific name was fictional and purely imaginary (judged by left overs and the markings on the victims' foreheads) have been disproved, as it has been certified completely that Palinbal Lucter is a Kalopian citizen, believed to maintain a number of other identities in order to avoid capture by international and national authorities. A profile will be handed out soon to global authorities. The United Nations of Terra currently advise extreme caution and urge national authorities to enhance border control on all visitors. The man is considered to be truly dangerous. A brochure will be released soon with regards to the psychological analysis and ways to avoid capture by Palinbal Lucter himself.
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CNC - Cranberry News Channel: October 2816

Postby JuliaAJA » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:46 pm

Broadcast From Dawson-Klink Television News International
Welcome to Dawson-Klink Television News International.
Live from Gan Kofim, Beiteynu, I'm Robert LeBeau II and Live from Jededah, Talmoria, I'm Muhammed Hakim and this is the news.

Crown Prince of the Queen's Line Marries Talmorian Malikta

Beiteynuese Crown Prince Yakov Yišsérles is set to marry soon to be dethroned Malikta Shula I of Talmoria and Aslistan of the House of Al-Bussayyah. The marriage will take place in Barmenistan because the Malikta has yet to be granted entrance into Beiteynu. They shall both convert to Terran Judaism, a new Union of Judaism organized in Barmenistan and affiliated with the Terran Catholic Church. The date is yet to be set.

Beiteynuese Prince of the Queen's Line Dating Heir to Emirate of Hiamou
In other news, it is reported that Beiteynuese Prince Yahya is dating a member of the House of Affentranger-Sherman.

Beiteynuese Princesses of the Queen's Line Dating Members of House of Al-Quimoték
It is reported that Beiteynuese Princess Natlya is dating Moshe Ben-Moshe, heir to the Al-Quimoték throne of Talmoria. Beiteynuese Princess Yekaterina is surprisingly dating Moshe's brother, Xolani.
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CNC - Cranberry News Channel: May 2987

Postby JuliaAJA » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:49 pm

Broadcast From Dawson-Klink Television News International
Welcome to Dawson-Klink Television News International.
Live from Gan Kofim, Beiteynu, I'm Robert LeBeau V and Live from Jededah, Talmoria, I'm Muhammed Hakim III and this is the news.

Caliph Haluk Bünyamin I Assasinated

The Caliph of All Islam, Haluk Bünyamin I, is killed when a Christian Extremist shot him aboard HMHS Al-Brmék, a formerly Barmenian Aircraft Carrier. The Caliph was travelling with his armed forces from Barmenistan to their new home of Jelbania. After the Barmenian Legislature had been overtaken by a un-Barmenian party, the government ordered all those in the military and police who remained faithful to the Caliph to report to the nearest point of departure from where they would be transported to Jelbania where a defence contractor had invited them. In the rush to depart from Barmenistan to avoid the new legislature's expected objections the loyalists were not inspected and some dissenters were able to board the transports. The identity of the terrorist is unknown and it appears he may not have even been Barmenian. The gun used by the terrorist has been found to have been a standard Barmenian issue 9mm pistol. After the funeral in Jelbania, the Caliph's body will be transported to a shrine in Beiteynu donated by the House of H.E.F. Yisserles. The Caliph's son, Haluk Bünyamin II, is to be crowned at al-Masjid al-Bünyamin in Jededah, Talmoria.

More to come.

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