DOVANI RADIO NETWORK
Thank you for tuning into the inaugural broadcast of the Dovani Radio Network. We pledge to bring to you unfair and unbalanced opinions from unmedicated commentators. We start off our journey with a man who is sure to rock our socks off tonight, with his blunt commentary on the political situation inside Hulstria and across Dovani and his hip, cutting edge music. Here is the Johnny Kirk Hour, here on the Dovani Radio Network.
THE JOHNNY KIRK HOUR
Johnny Kirk Hour Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHKvruzbWl4
Thank you for tuning into the inaugural broadcast of the Johnny Kirk Hour, here on the Dovani Radio Network. I am, of course, Johnny Kirk. I come to you tonight from Kien, the beautiful capital of Hulstria. And boy what a night to be in Kien. The Socialist Party of Greater Hulstria is once again laying the smackdown on those ladies at the Christian Liberal Alliance. Dear lord, what a bunch of cry babies they are. The Socialist back out of an alliance sixty years ago and they are still crying on about it. *cough*losers*cough* Excuse me, I am just getting over the flu, and my throat just ain't working for me tonight. Anyways, now the CLA is leading an effort to prevent an increase in funding for our boys in the military. Considering the recent threats made to Hulstria from the genocidal regime in Indrala, this is completely irresponsible. If war breaks out, our boys will not have the resources to protect this nation from those crazies down there. If we were to lose a war, I think that sole responsibility for it would rest with the leadership of the Christian Liberals.
Now, I know you are asking yourself, why are the Christian Liberals, specifically party leader Klara Schoonraad-Tsutano, so angry at the SPGH? I think the answer is that they are simply jealous. I mean, who wouldn't be jealous of the SPGH. Seriously, the leaders of the SPGH command great respect, have enourmous popularity and loyalty, and, from what I hear, enormous dongs. Not just any dongs, thick, juicy dongs that can only be measured with a yard stick. Even I am jealous of them. But cheer up, men, I have something that will cure the doldrums:
Here is a moment of pure joy for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry79LzkkDb4
Well, I am sorry, but I have to cut the show short today, in order to make way for the premiere of Crack House with Michael Longdong. So, until next time I am Johnny Kirk, saying good night.
Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHKvruzbWl4