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Re: Numerus Liberatio Frons (Dawson Exports)

Postby GreekIdiot » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:34 pm

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"Is this how the -real- people of Vorona look like?", by Dimitri Abravos

We found Mr. McZerga very light headed at the RLD bar last night. He almost looked bitter and was full of what we democratic people like to call 'remorse'. Being comrades into the fight against the government's 'assholeness', we approached Dawson and sat politely next to him at the bar. For a few minutes, he just didn't seem to notice, for he was deep in thought and apparent despair, as his eyes glittered with sadness itself. But then, his head stirred and Dawson caught our presence with the corner of his eye.

So, after a while, dizzy with the heavenly sense of illegal alcohol, we found ourselves talking words of death, destruction and pessimism. I felt truly surprised at this unknown sight of McZerga. But as we rolled deeper into discussion, I finally made a sum up and realized the daunting truth. He was full of remorse, of guilt. Apparently, the government's comments with regards to the nationality of Bella Nason ate his guts alive! "The government is right, how can this woman be a real citizen of Vorona? Even before she was bagged, she didn't represent what's real for Vorona", he commented with difficulty. As the picture indicates, Mr.Dawson is truly right. The RLD should be ashamed of calling such a normal person as a 'citizen of Vorona', for she is not! The real people of Vorona look exactly like what the picture depicts. The government is right on that, surely!
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Re: Numerus Liberatio Frons (Dawson Exports)

Postby GreekIdiot » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:04 pm

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NEVER FORGET!

Created to serve the necessity of freedom.
Made for the people.
To liberate yourselves.
We bring salvation.
No more tyranny.

Our dream.
Your world.
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Re: Numerus Liberatio Frons (Dawson Exports)

Postby GreekIdiot » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:47 pm

"Answers for us", Nikolai Dovrobitch

Mr. McZerga responded with the following to one of the two questions which were issued to him, being "Why has the RLD gone so quiet lately?": "Sorry Nikolai, but necessity is what sets the wheels in motion here in Vorona. We had no other choice; we had to flee and force the special torture groups of the government to lose track of our marks. Our lives where at stake here. Nevertheless, I do promise the people of Vorona, that next elections will get us even more power to implement the necessary changes and liberate Vorona from this scum."

The second question referred to the latest of ridiculous posts from the national propaganda outlet, about alleged bestiality results between animals and members of the RLD. Mr. Dawson's comments where as following: "Mutation? I'm guessing they've got serious problems with us proposing to legalize bestiality. But they fail to see the grand plan here. How can the RLD be a follower of democracy and liberalism if it doesn't protect, shape and follow a proper legal system? I mean come on, the time we'll fuck the brains out of that Godwin will soon come, why not legalize bestiality from now? We're going to need it if we seek 'legal' justice!"
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Re: Numerus Liberatio Frons (Dawson Exports)

Postby GreekIdiot » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:10 am

"How's the air in the political stage now?", by Bathilda Wagon

It's been a while since our latest appearance and active move in the politics of Vorona, but we've been quite busy fighting to protect our lives and the live of our children. You see, the government doesn't like us. They didn't even invite us for a cup of tea! And now, we have to face such ridiculous hostilities - darn so unnecessary. Godwin could surrender to us, we'd spill his bowels onto the parliament marble floor and execute all the members of the governing party. It's as simple as that!

New political coalitions have emerged into the light, taking advantage of the opportunity created after our arrival and strong will to fight. This tyranny shall fall! It's weaker already, and getting more vulnerable as we speak. They have lost their will to do anything, they no longer even care about continuing their filthy propaganda to the people of Vorona. So sickening, so disgusting, I'm almost glad it's almost over. But we shall wait, for patience and faith shall conquer all!
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Re: Numerus Liberatio Frons (Dawson Exports)

Postby GreekIdiot » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:19 pm

OUR WORK IS COMPLETE!
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