Druid Cola® International

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Druid Cola® International

Postby Warlock » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:10 pm

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“The Life Force of Mother Earth. The Good™ Cola.”

Druid Cola® is a relatively new brand of cola made out of a secret formula containing cinnamon, apple, ginger and other natural flavours from Loren Shire, Dranland - all organic of course. It's headquartered in the small town of Bedw Dôl (Birch Meadow) outside Ddraig Môr, Loren. Druid Cola® targets Good™ People, such as urban hipsters in western/liberal-democratic countries looking to gain spiritual enlightenment when drinking their cola. Some fact-resistant people falsely accuse Druid Cola® of containing extracts from "magic mushrooms" or having connections to Draddwyr nationalism, but Good™ people should discard this as something totally chill and groovy because after all Druids like nature and trees and cute animals and stuff.

Inventor and boss Gunnar Fahramar commented his invention like this:

We're looking to attract the customers who seek spiritual enlightenment in their everyday lives, like when drinking cola. That's why I masterminded a cola full of awesome ingredients like cinnamon and apples that are all good for you. Our ingredients are all super-organic, biodynamic and consecrated by a Draddwyr druid who is totally the real deal - I promise. The taste of this cola will instantly transport your soul to the lush forests of Loren, where the Draddwyr druids have mastered the art of brewing for thousands of years.


Druid Cola® is always looking for more partners around Terra, especially those who are already into the groovy life style, to distribute the cola of Mother Nature. Those interested should contact CEO Gunnar Fahramar using his mail address hosted by the National Administration Party of Dranland.

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