Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Postby Phil Piratin » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:27 am

December 4310

Kalkali party in Malivia "an ugly wart on one of the greatest and most progressive nations in Terra," says Guttmacher

Gisela Guttmacher, General Secretary of the Communist League of Terra (CLT) has hit out at Malivia's new Kalkali (OOC: Indian) dominated People's Party:

It is so inspiring to see what the socialist government is achieving in Malivia, and how they are taking that society forward and setting such a positive example to the rest of the world. Look, for example, at how they are standing up for working people and human rights, and look at how they have valiantly championed the underdog when it comes to having the guts to take on the vile Hulstrian dictator, Leopold Nimitz.

There is so much that is good and right about this beautiful, wonderful country that it is just such, such a shame to see what is happening with this new party that has arrived there. They call themselves the "People's Party", but they are anything but. They don't stand for the people; they stand for the greedy vested economic interests of the global corporate elite. Anand Singh and his supporters want to change that country by stealth, they want to take power and control away from the people, and give it away to a small wealthy elite.

The worst thing is they are playing the race card, creating divisions between Kalkalis and Esinsindus where before there were none. The irony is that it is Singh and his group who are the racists. Who are these people? They are the Kalkali elite, and the Kalkali elite can't stand the fact they no longer rule over Malivia in the way they once did. Although they try to hide it, the fact is they loathe the Esinsindus and want to marginalise them as much as possible, all the time chanting false accusations of racism in order to justify what they are doing.

As communists, our message to the Malivian people is that what matters is not race, but social class and economic, social and political power. That's why I am urging all of the Malivian people to unite behind their current government, because it is a good government and it is working in the interests of the broad mass of the people, without regard to what their racial background is. The People's Party is an ugly wart on one of the greatest and most progressive nations in Terra, and I can only hope it will be lanced away soon.
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Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Postby Phil Piratin » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:01 am

December 4310

Communists to protest at Thaller's coronation?

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Rumours are spreading that the Communist League of Terra (CLT) is planning to organise public protests against the coronation of Norbert I Von Thallaer as Czar of Deltaria. According to sources, a small group of communists both from inside and outside Deltaria are planning to descend on central Cachtice on the day of the coronation, and line the pavements as Thaller passes by in his vehicle, with their backs pointedly turned to him. There are also reports that a series of small demonstrations against capitalism and monarchism are being planned for various locations across the city.
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Re: International Karlstein Metz Day

Postby Phil Piratin » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:44 pm

Super Metz sees off Mother Hosianmas

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Mother Hosianmas

Last night's episode of Super Metz saw our hero go to battle against Mother Hosianmas, the wicked capitalist wife of Father Hosianmas, who was imprisoned in a previous episode. It turns out that despite her husband's imprisonment, Mother Hosianmas had been keeping alive the capitalist charade of Hosianmas all by herself, using elves as slave labour, and forcing them to deliver presents every Hosianmas.

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Not to be outdone, Super Metz and his Young Communist friends make secret contact with the elves, giving them all copies of the Communist Manifesto to read and educating them about the Theory of Dialectical Materialism. The elves then rise up against Mother Hosianmas and go on strike, refusing to work for her any longer unless she gives them their freedom, pays them better wages, improves their working conditions and stops promoting capitalism.

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Cyphrus Security

A furious Mother Hosianmas then vows to crush the elves' rebellion, and enlists the help of the Hyperion Corporation's Cyphrus Security group to bring the elves back into line. At first they are successful, and the miserable elves are forced back to work, and made to work under even worse conditions before, with longer hours and less free time.

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Comrade Penguin

However, not to be defeated, Super Metz then goes to speak to the communist penguins, who he converted to Metzism in a previous episode, and are currently helping to guard Father Hosianmas in a freezing igloo prison.

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The penguins in turn go to talk to the ducks. They are reluctant to help at first, but after receiving a crash course in Metzism and being told in detail about the plight of the elves, the ducks agree to join forces with Super Metz, the Young Communists, the penguins and the elves and confront the wicked tyrant Mother Hosianmas.

Together, they sneak up on Mother Hosianmas and the Cyphrus Security guards during the night and poison them, leaving them all dead. One of the Young Communists asks Super Metz whether this was "a harsh thing to do", but Super Metz explains that morality is always determined by the interests of the ruling economic class, and that it is wrong for communists to "allow our values to be defined by bourgeois notions of morality".

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Right at the end of the episode, it is announced that 7 of the communist ducks have been kidnapped by the evil capitalist Psy Scott and his Hyperion Corporation. The next episode, tited "Communist Duck and the Missing Comrades", is due to be shown this time next week.
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Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Postby Marc Garrigós » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:56 pm

Dear Comrades of the Communist League, would it be possible that you could still sell statues of Metz? from the PCPE we want about 30. would be for the garden of our headquarters
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Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Postby Phil Piratin » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:14 am

Dear beloved comrades of the Partido Comunista Popular de Egelion,

We are pleased to inform you that our exclusive and prestigious range of red Karlsten Metz statues are now selling at half price, so you are in luck.

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The 30 statues have been dispatched, and are in the process of being delivered by the Communist Courier Worker's Co-operative, and should arrive at your party's headquarters by this time next week.

Glory to the workers! Long live the revolution!

Agatha Nadelman
(Comrade Director of the Karlstein Metz Statue Sales Department,
Communist League of Terra)
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Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Postby Phil Piratin » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:06 pm

April 4314

Kinky Kiki Kowasenai'd

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A photograph of the captured Kiki Brahms, released by the Kowasenai

Kinky Kiki, the Communist prostitute-spy who has been wreaking havoc behind Hulstrian lines, has been captured and executed by the Kowasenai.

She had targeted for seduction a member of the Kowasenai, the elite fighting force contracted out to the Nimitz regime by the Hyperion Corporation. However, unbeknownst to her, the Kowaseani officer knew she was not just any prostitute, so he played along with her until he had her at his apartment in central Karstadt, then tied her up. He proceeded to beat her around and take photographs of her, which were later publicly released. Then he invited his Kowasenai colleagues around, who joined in raping her and beating her up, before finally they murdered he by forcing her to drink a bottle of bleach. Her body was then sawn up into 4 pieces, which were dumped at the four furthest corners of the city.

The Communist League of Terra has released a statement paying tribute to Kiki Brahms as "a courageous heroine of the revolution" and condemning her murder as "utterly barbaric and demonstrating everything we already know about both the Nimitz regime and the Hyperion Corporation".

Intriguingly, there are rumours afloat that the Kowasenai may have been aided by a small number of individuals within the Communist International Brigades (CIB), who took a low view of the operations Brahms was involved with and were jealous that she was achieving greater public recognition than they were. The CIB have refused to comment on these rumours, although according to informed sources, they are in the process of conducting an internal investigation.

A campaign is now going on to have Kiki Brahms declared a saint by the Aurorian Patriarchal Church.
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Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Postby Phil Piratin » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:00 am

December 4315

CLT demands World Congress action on "Triangle of Terror"

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CLT poster depicting Dalibor, Rildanor and Selucia as a gang of militarised international hooligans

Gisela Guttmacher, General Secretary of the Communist League of Terra (CLT), has written to the World Congress praising the organisation for its "resolute action against Hulstria" but accusing it of "takings its eyes off the ball with regards to serious problems developing elsewhere".

In particular, she highlighted what she called "the Triangle of Terror" - a reference to the governments of Dalibor, Rildanor and Selucia.

On Dalibor, she wrote that "the Dalibor government has been essentially been swallowed up by the Hyperion Corporation and is "being run almost exclusively in the interests of business, with little regard to the civil rights and humanitarian welfare of ordinary citizens", referring particularly to the "startling decline in population numbers".

She also announced that the International Dalibor Solidarity Campaign (IDSC) has now come under the auspices of the CLT, and that there would "be a renewed push to campaign against this evil, wicked corporation".

Furthermore, she revealed that the IDSC's NotHyperion mobile phone app is "continuing to go from strength to strength" and "is being downloaded and used in unprecedented numbers". The app helps users to avoid purchasing either directly from Hyperion or from Hyperion's key corporate partners whilst shopping, and also keeps users up to date with the campaign's newsfeed.

On Selucia, she wrote strongly in support of the calls being made by opposition leader Belona Bicansa, highlighting "a whole series of abuses being committed against Selucian citizens, most particularly against Yeudis". She specifically cited government legislation to persecute Yeudis and evict them from the country, compel them to wear armbands and ban their religion.

On Rildanor, she condemned the "oppressive and cruel Victorieux dictatorship" and its "warped, twisted ideology of Victorieuxism, writing "I am incredulous there has not been more international action or even comment on this situation, and that 8 nations are even continuing to support Rildanor for election to the Security Council".

In conclusion, she wrote that "the World Congress needs to wake up, urgently" and that "if the World Congress is going to represent the world's people, then it needs to start listening to them".
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Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Postby Carter Aaron Scott » Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:39 am

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Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

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Re: Communist League of Terra (CLT)

Postby Phil Piratin » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:02 pm

March 4316

Tsar Norbert offered free communist education

Responding to Tsar Norbert's denial of the existence of Dalibor, CLT General Secretary Gisela Guttmacher has called his statements "a powerful demonstration of the ludicrousness of appointing people to positions of responsibility on the basis of their heredity", also commenting that "obviously his grotesquely privileged and expensive education was to little avail".

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International Karlstein Metz Academy in Haldor

She offered to make up for the Tsar's "deficiencies in education and knowledge" by offering him "a free placement on an intensive 1 year course at the International Karlsten Metz Academy in Haldor, where he could learn to become a useful and disciplined communist activist with a sound theoretical understanding of Metzism, as well as acquiring expertise in a range of other subjects, including geography". However, she indicated that as a precondition of entering the Karlstein Metz Academy, it is a requirement for all students "to renounce all bourgeois titles". The Principal of the Academy later clarified that it would be possible for Tsar Norbert to bypass the requirement if he agreed to do a distance-learning course, "so he won't contaminate our other students".

Friedrich Pfeiffer, a former leader of the Dorvish Communist Party and keen CLT activist, scoffed the claim that Dalibor does not exist, calling Tsar Norbert "a complete idiot". Journalists then presented him with Norbert's map of Terra and asked him to pinpoint where he thought Dalibor ought to be. Pfeiffer hesitated and struggled for a while, trying to avoid the challenge and protesting "We all know Dalibor is real, it was on Super Metz the other day".
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