Klink Industries Catalog

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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby JuliaAJA » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:43 am

Mr.Yankees wrote:OOC: That was not my point. My point is that I believe that no defense corporation in the real world can possibly build every single of those things. In fact, there is none that I can think of.

But don't worry about it.


OOC: You are right, just for the record we have a large basement of machines and materials that has made basements a rarity in Beiteynu.
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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby AngryMollusc » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:41 pm

OOC: Mr. Yankees is right. If you want people to take more interest, I'd suggest making your stock slightly more realistic.
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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby GreekIdiot » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:46 pm

OOC: This idea came from Sekowo, and has grown largely unpopular since then. I mean, who bothers to buy a couple of tanks when he can easily claim to have manufactured them himself, without any apparent cost?
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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby Mr.Yankees » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:01 pm

George S.K wrote:OOC: This idea came from Sekowo, and has grown largely unpopular since then. I mean, who bothers to buy a couple of tanks when he can easily claim to have manufactured them himself, without any apparent cost?


True that.
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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby JuliaAJA » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:08 pm

Mr.Yankees wrote:
George S.K wrote:OOC: This idea came from Sekowo, and has grown largely unpopular since then. I mean, who bothers to buy a couple of tanks when he can easily claim to have manufactured them himself, without any apparent cost?


True that.


Fine, buy one 50% off, get two free. Free Bush with every purchase, no matter how small! Stick of gum? Free aircraft carrier!
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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby JuliaAJA » Fri May 08, 2009 8:29 am

Trade in your old, decaying armed forces for bright, shiny new weapons. We accept all trade.

NEW SERVICES AVAILABLE!

Prison Facilities
For free, we will take prisoners off your hands and house them in new state of the art facilities in Beiteynu. Have a Very Important Prisoner? We can house them in special prisons for free!

Health Services
Red Star of David of Beiteynu and Schultzist Medical Care of Beiteynu offer free medical services through Klink Industries.
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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby Freelancer » Fri May 08, 2009 2:50 pm

OOC: This makes me think of a strange 7-11 where everything that are "war-related" is available.

"Ten tanks, two aircraft carriers, and another two bombers. That would be 5,000,000 Bei, Sir. Would you like a prison facility or health care service too?"
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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby jethro » Fri May 08, 2009 3:05 pm

Freelancer wrote:OOC: This makes me think of a strange 7-11 where everything that are "war-related" is available.

"Ten tanks, two aircraft carriers, and another two bombers. That would be 5,000,000 Bei, Sir. Would you like a prison facility or health care service too?"


A very inefficient way to do business. The good men and women at SaiserCorp can provide you with whatever you may desire for a great variety of purposes, ranging from torture to carpet bombing to properly-run genocides. There is nothing our good corporation, or one of our proud subsidiaries, should be unable to procure for an enterprising client, so long as questions of where the item(s) came from or how they were obtained are not asked. Prices are (largely) negotiable.

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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby JuliaAJA » Fri May 08, 2009 11:20 pm

Freelancer wrote:OOC: This makes me think of a strange 7-11 where everything that are "war-related" is available.

"Ten tanks, two aircraft carriers, and another two bombers. That would be 5,000,000 Bei, Sir. Would you like a prison facility or health care service too?"


OOC: That's a good way of saying it. Thank you. I love that interpretation. I also might start a convenience store chain, that's what I forgot to go with media, restaraunts, hotel-casinos, soda manufacturing, amusement parks, defense industries, mass transit, and everything else!
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Re: Klink Industries Catalog

Postby JuliaAJA » Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:16 pm

I think that different nations should create catalogues based on their OTAF certified equipment.
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