The Jelbek people are deadly serious, and Deltaria would do well to submit to our just and righteous demands. Our army is massive beyond counting. I know this because I myself have attempted to count them, and I have failed. We are a free people, with many thousands of trained and loyal warriors at our disposal, with rifles for all of them, and also many dozens of war-tanks, war-planes, war-boats, and othersuch armoured juggernauts of warfare. Furthermore, there is but one God, Akim, and it is His will that we should emerge triumphant against the barbaric and cruel infidels of Deltaria. The Deltarians are corrupt, rotten and evil beyond measure. Their Emperor is a bloodthirsty despot propped up by legion of common thugs, rapers and murderers. The "reformist"" opposition that the UNM is so eager to befriend is nothing more than an enclave of vicious slave-trading eunuchs and cowards, whose Godly cloth and trappings are little more than a perverted insult to the teachings of the Hosian faith, false as that faith may be. How can any of you call yourself righteous nations while tolerating such a rancid, vulgar stain apon the face of humanity? I pray that Deltaria refuses to see sense in this matter. I pray that Deltaria gives us nothing, that we may be guiltless when we lead our great hordes to battle and destroy them utterly. You ask us for 'compromise'? Jelbek lead and Jelbek steel will compromise the integrity of the so-called Czar's reeking gizzards ; that is the only compromise we offer. When our armies do stand down, not a blade of grass shall take root in Deltaria, nor will a single leaf be found to sprout from a single tree, nor will a single stream be untainted with blood and the rot of their dead. If they will not bow to our demands, to our supremacy, we will leave them nothing but tears and ashes. We will shatter whatever ill-equipped rabble of slaves and children they can manage to muster, and we will sack their cities, and we will salt their fields, and we will befoul their water-springs, and we will drive their herds to our pastures, and we will take their finest, noblest, and widest-hipped women as our concubines. We call apon the great nations of the Majatra to stand alongside us, in the name of basic human decency and justice, or to step out of our way while we put to rights so much that is wrong in this world.
Hlkai Mrjkai, Blood of the Mrjkai, Blood-Nephew of Clan-Chief Mrjkai
Endowed with Proxy for Krsyijkai Jeztri, Clan-Chief Jeztri, President of Jelbania, Protector of the Jelbek Peoples
Jelbanian Delegate to Council of Majatra (Observer Status)