Second Session of the Council of Majatra

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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby DoW » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:26 pm

Through the invitation of former Chair Gullimant, and understanding the Imperium of Selucia has only an observer status in the Union, we shall be sending Deputy Foreign Affairs minister and Secretary of Majatra Relations Avitus Didacus as our representative.

"Seleucia is honored and excited to able to participate in the Union of Majatra. It is the goal of our government to fully ratify the Union in the next year and enjoy full membership with our neighbors and brothers."
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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby PaleRider » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:35 am

Representative Gullimant rises, rolls his eyes and speaks:
"While I am all sure we are eagerly awaiting the chance to examine Deltaria's human rights record there are more pressing issues to deal with. Chiefly the possible targeting of Majatran citizens by other nations. In the several years since the end of the war we have witnessed enormous progress in unifying the continent with Jelbania and Selcuia now having observer status and Deltaria joining the UMN. These are wonderful achievements but they are meaningless without us backing one another. We are encouraged by Pontseian support and Jakania and most obviously Cobura support us along with Selucia. But we must act as one body to show the world we are a credible and legitimate voice for the concerns of all Majatrans whether they be rich or poor, humble or proud, weak or strong. That we united shall speak with one voice for all of us and that even now, though 5 years ago it would seem impossible Deltaria and Zardugal are joined in Majatran brotherhood and will look out for one another. Today is not the day for petty differences or squabbles that date from hundreds of years ago. Today we focus on us, on who we are and how we protect ourselves from those who seek to divide us for their little schemes. With one voice let us raise notice to Terra and say Majatrans will not tolerate their brethren being bullied and detained and arrested. Let us say with resounding conviction that when one Zard is attacked, when one Deltarian, or Barmenian or Kafuri is attacked they attack all Majatrans and we will not be bullied any longer."
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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby Aquinas » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:11 am

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Archbishop Kamil Jedlicka, the Deltarian Foreign Minister, rises to his feet, removes his left shoe from his foot and then thumps it down loudly on the table in front of him. The assembled delegates gaze at him with puzzlement and concern. Jedlicka then delivers a passionate speech denouncing the Felinist Republic of Barmenia. For special dramatic effect, at strategic points throughout the oration he variously clasps the crucifix around his neck or thumps his shoe loudly on the table. The speech lasts at least a good 2 hours, but this little excerpt from about 57 minutes in tells us all we really need to know:

Those Boh-forsaken Felinist dogs in Barmenia are not only trying to indoctrinate innocent and impressionable Deltarian children with their filthy religion, but now they are threatening us with that scummy gang of terrorists, the Brotherhood of Terror and Vice. On behalf of my Czar and on behalf of the Deltarian people, I implore the Council of Majatra to take the firmest possible action against these criminals!


About twenty minutes after finishing his speech, Archbishop Kamil Jedlicka interrupts another speaker to say he has "something important to announce that I forgot to mention earlier". There are groans around the conference room as Jedlicka rises to his feet again, but this time his speech is mercifully short, although politically significant:

Czar Ľubomír the Second wishes me to announce he has appointed Mona Rivet to the honorary position of Lady-in-Waiting to the Czarina. If the Dorvish do anything to hurt Mona Rivet, they will be harming a member of the Imperial Household, a crime punishable by death in Deltaria. I assure the Council that there is no way Dorvik will do anything against Mona Rivet now, but if they do, then the wrath of Holy Deltaria will be terrifying to behold.
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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby SelucianCrusader » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:33 am

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Nathir Aked, foreign minister of the Felinist Republic of Barmenia, rises:

We were told when we, despite maintaining our neutrality, supported the Deltarian pro-freedom forces against Zardic aggression, that Felinists would gain religious freedom in Deltaria. We now see that the promise was worth nothing, that the theocrats in Deltaria are liars and brood of vipers, by the religious persecution they have commenced. It should be strange for no one that we are deeply dismayed about this situation and will continue our work for human rights outside our borders, as we always have.

What I said should not be taken out of context. The Brotherhood of Terror and Virtue is a peaceful, democratic organization aimed at defending the cultural integrity of nations from cosmopolitan commercialism. It is the Deltarians that are acting like terrorists here.
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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby Jaguar » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:08 pm

Chair Suspends Session
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General Abd-al-Karim Abd-al-Rahman Amjad

*Coughs and spits on the ground*
Excuse me... since this is going nowhere. I advise that members of the Council of Majatra resolve their issues in a comprehensive, thorough and continuous fashion next time when attending the Council of Majatra. Therefore, as Chair of the Council of Majatra, I have decided to suspend the items on the agenda indefinitely due to prolonged disagreement between Barmenia and Deltaria.

As for the issue with Dorvik, I have decided not to comment.

*Gavel strike*
Lā ḥawla wa lā quwwata illā billāh.
(There is no might nor power except in Akim.)
Session adjourned.


SESSION DISCONTINUED
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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby PaleRider » Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:46 pm

Delegate Gullimant rises:
"There are worrying reports from Jelbania. There the nation, while trying to join the UMN has announced that it intends to engage in hostile action against Deltaria, a member of the UMN. As Zardugal and a few other nations are apart of the MDC we would be obliged to come to the defense of Deltaria. However we firmly wish to avoid war. While this council debates and negotiates with both parties to prevent conflict and find a peaceful solution I urge we re-nominate the Security Council and let that institution function properly. I have drawn up a special resolution for the MSC.
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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby Jaguar » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:29 pm

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Jakania has announced their full support for the resolution but should there be a war, as Chair, I encourage all parties to engage in a peaceful dialogue before diving into a senseless conflict.
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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby PaleRider » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:20 pm

Gullimant rises:
"I thank the Jakanian Chair for his speedy approval. I urge delegates from both nations to come and speak to this council to air their differences and come to compromise."
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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby Polites » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:29 am

We are slightly amused as to how the Council of Majatra takes the Jelbanian threat to Deltaria as anything serious. The new Jelbanian government needs to establish its legitimacy by sabre-rattling, and we doubt that the Jelbanians would be foolish enough to use the sub-par and demoralized Jelbanian army to assault Deltaria. Then again, Jelbania has for a long time acted with great stupidity. If they do attempt an invasion, we assure you all that the Great Czarist Army and the Army of Boh will utterly vanquish them. We also appreciate the need for dialogue and Majatra's desire for peace, but we believe that Jelbania's reckless actions are to be answered with disdain. The manner in which Kezmai Jeztri, Jelbania's foreign minister and apparently the sole voice of reason in the Jelbanian government, was treated by the rest of the government shows that it is too late for dialogue and negotiation.


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Re: Second Session of the Council of Majatra

Postby ButtSoup » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:39 am

The Jelbek people are deadly serious, and Deltaria would do well to submit to our just and righteous demands. Our army is massive beyond counting. I know this because I myself have attempted to count them, and I have failed. We are a free people, with many thousands of trained and loyal warriors at our disposal, with rifles for all of them, and also many dozens of war-tanks, war-planes, war-boats, and othersuch armoured juggernauts of warfare. Furthermore, there is but one God, Akim, and it is His will that we should emerge triumphant against the barbaric and cruel infidels of Deltaria. The Deltarians are corrupt, rotten and evil beyond measure. Their Emperor is a bloodthirsty despot propped up by legion of common thugs, rapers and murderers. The "reformist"" opposition that the UNM is so eager to befriend is nothing more than an enclave of vicious slave-trading eunuchs and cowards, whose Godly cloth and trappings are little more than a perverted insult to the teachings of the Hosian faith, false as that faith may be. How can any of you call yourself righteous nations while tolerating such a rancid, vulgar stain apon the face of humanity? I pray that Deltaria refuses to see sense in this matter. I pray that Deltaria gives us nothing, that we may be guiltless when we lead our great hordes to battle and destroy them utterly. You ask us for 'compromise'? Jelbek lead and Jelbek steel will compromise the integrity of the so-called Czar's reeking gizzards ; that is the only compromise we offer. When our armies do stand down, not a blade of grass shall take root in Deltaria, nor will a single leaf be found to sprout from a single tree, nor will a single stream be untainted with blood and the rot of their dead. If they will not bow to our demands, to our supremacy, we will leave them nothing but tears and ashes. We will shatter whatever ill-equipped rabble of slaves and children they can manage to muster, and we will sack their cities, and we will salt their fields, and we will befoul their water-springs, and we will drive their herds to our pastures, and we will take their finest, noblest, and widest-hipped women as our concubines. We call apon the great nations of the Majatra to stand alongside us, in the name of basic human decency and justice, or to step out of our way while we put to rights so much that is wrong in this world.


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