by TheNewGuy » Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:06 am
"With every word, gracious Khagan, the imposter-Pope, Zardic dictator of Beiteynu convinces us more thoroughly that he does not deserve the breath the clean air of your Khaganate's glorious capital. This man is a psychopath, who believes he has been called by Elyon, yet who rules in the land of the Yeudim, a man who believes that international law does not apply to him or to his regime. They accuse the nobel Pntek kingdom, which has been nothing but noble in its service and loyalty to you, the Hajánékhaján, of complicity in actions we do not even understand, much less have any hand in.
"I assure you, your Grace, that if the Pntek hordes desired to meddle in Beiteynu, that Beiteynu would know, because our horsemen would ride down from the highlands like a scourge, burning and pillaging, never resting until the imposter-Pope found his head squarely upon a pike, and the Yeudim and our Jelbic brethren found themselves free of tyrannical Zardic influence once again.
"It therefore is my humblest wish, again, your Grace, that you would throw this ass in a Pope's hat out upon his ass. He should be humiliated, as his presence in Beiteynu has humiliated the noble peoples of that land. He should be thrown into the horse stalls, full of shit, made to bathe there until he has remembered that he is human like any other, and only then should he be dispatched back to Zardugal where he belongs with his other demon friends."
Eksandr Azisrmko Salyzr
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Pontesi
Loyal servant of the Khagan
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