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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby Reddy » Tue May 23, 2017 6:35 am

Red Claw Loses Supermajority
October 4, 4214

The governing Red Claw Movement has survived its second electoral test, losing however its super-majority in the Workers' Council as two non-communist parties have appeared on the political scene. The result is a severe test for the Movement's devotion to democracy. Voters were apparently alienated by the Metzist governmment's arrogant refusal to hold a referendum before acceding to the Majatran Revolutionary Socialist Federation (MRSF) in January 4214, a decision heavily criticised by the opposition. Some say the General Secretary Kltzn Mdre's denouncing of the horse god Uljah as a "neighing and reactionary fool" annoyed many herders who consider this high ranking member of the Jelbek pantheon to be above criticism or any slights. Frustratingly for the Meztists, many herders and peasants while generally favourable of the socialist economic reforms are less than keen on any moves against traditional institutions.

The growing MRSF already has two full members, Jelbania and Kalopia while two more, Deltaria and Jakania will be joining later this year. This will create the largest and most populous state in all of Terra. Jelbania is widely viewed as the neediest member and the Government has not been shy to reveal its begging bowl, asking other members to sell its weapons on credit in order to tackle rebels and financial aid to reduce its budgetary and debt. This will be a challenge as the MRSF's constitutive document places limits on the federation's budget and charity can only be really at the choice of a member state. Jelbania's Finance Councillor Cde. Shlajkai Kshklarz has resorted to blackmail, warning that failure to help Jelbania might result in "a reactionary takeover and imploding of the MRSF"
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby PepeTheFrog » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:05 pm

Jelbania will host the Majataran Championship Cup in 4280
Jelbania will officialy host the Majatran Championship Cup in 4280.
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Supreme Chancellor Grzoziklune Jezkrzi, talking about the 4280 Majatran Championship Cup
"It is an honor to have this opportunity! The people of my country were very happy when I announced it a few days ago." said Grzoziklune Jezkrzi, the country's president. "We have also officially started the preperations for 4280. The Ministry of Infrastructure and Transport will be the ones responsible for hiring architects and building the stadiums. I trust them to do a very good job. Marketing will be left to the Ministry of Finance and the logos, mascots, etc. will be left to the Ministry of Culture and Environment/Tourism. Since the Games are only going to take place in 4280, more will come in the future (such as the stadium's locations and capacity, logos, advertisments, etc."
Here, at JPS, we are surely excited about those games! We will keep you updated about the preparations in the future.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby PepeTheFrog » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:11 pm

The Jelbanian Olympic Committee releases possible logo for the 4280 Majataran Cup
Today, Jelbania's official Olympic Committe released a possible logo for the 4280 Majataran Cup.
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"This is just a prototype" said Suadjasrl Kez'i, the President of The Jelbanian Olympic Committee "This model has a 50% chance of becoming the official one. Our advertising team is working hard in the past few days creating prototypes and mascots".
According the the Supreme Chancellor, Grzoziklune Jezkrzi, the Ministry of Infrastructure and Transport are looking for a good place to build the six stadiums needed for the tournament. He also stated that the architects are working hard designing the stadiums. Grzoziklune Jezkrzi said that the models looked incredible and will represent what Jelbek architecture is.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby Zanz » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:01 pm

Just a bunch of shit.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby Reddy » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:20 am

Jeztris Declare Rebellion Against Metzists
August 4276

In a message delivered through H'andin (royal cult) shamans, the Jeztri royal clan has called on all true Jelbeks to rise up against the Metzist government. The royal clan which ruled the country from 4051 to 4209, has promised to send weapons and monetary aid especially to the traditional Jeztri heartlands in the south-east. The H’andin cult remains strong there and those part are violently opposed to Metzism. With help from Barmenia, the royal clan is managing to send militants across the border and training a new Blue Horde to fight the Metzists. The expected influx of Dzteks fleeing persecution in Deltaria will likely be a boon for the Jeztri cause as their homelands are just by the Jelbanian-Deltarian border.

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The claimant Grzkai XVI

The royal clan has been in exile in Pontesi since 4109 and was wracked by divisions upon the death of the last H'an Shlajkai V in 4261. After that for a decade a number of rival claimants to his throne rose up, exacerbated by the fact that the last H'an had died childless. In 4275 with the suspected intervention of the Brmek Sultan, the factions rallied behind Shlajkai V’s 7 year old great nephew Grzkai Shlajkaisrmko Jeztri, son of Beiji Jlemai Genzidrsme Jeztri, niece of the H'an. He was proclaimed Grzkai XVI and his mother Beijii Jlemai was appointed Beidshrmojadkai (Regent) and rules the little exile court which has since moved to Barmenia.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby PepeTheFrog » Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:08 pm

Grzoziklune Jezkrzi speaks to media
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"All Jelbek citizens suspected to be involved with the Jeztri Royal Clan shall be arrested and prosecuted" announced Grzoziklune Jezkrzi this morning in his office, "These religious and royal fanatics shall never rise to power! We shall stop them before they can do any harm to the country! Do you really want a religious fanatic to rise to power? They will oppress anybody that is different culturally and religiously from them!
Anyway, since the clan is located in Pontesi, I have asked Pontesi's president to lend over the clan members."
Grzoziklune also stated about an hour ago that war measures have been put (OOC: it's like the Canadian law: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Measu ... ar_history).
More will come in the future.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby Reddy » Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:16 pm

OOC: As stated in the last line of that post, the clan moved to Barmenia, try your luck with the Sultan :P
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby PepeTheFrog » Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:25 pm

Reddy wrote:OOC: As stated in the last line of that post, the clan moved to Barmenia, try your luck with the Sultan :P

OOC: Oops didn't see that.
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