Beiteynu

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The Yishelem Post
AIG unveils long lost crown of the Yeudi Monarchy
December 5387



Yishelem, Beiteynu - Legend has it that the crown, known as the Yeudi Crown of 8 Gems, was forged by Elior during the Qedarite Migrations to be worn by the one that would unite the Yeudi People. Centuries later, that became Ishmael I, the first in a brief line of monarchs which later faded into obscurity. The crown was supposedly adorned by 8 Gems; their significance stemming from Ariel's own vision of a Yeudi Diaspora across 8 continents. Despite the multiple cases of resurgence of monarchies across Beiteynuese history, the crown, the gems and the legend of Elior's heritage remained mere myths.

Adding to the legend's hinting by the controversial book series "The Meddling Affairs" and the recent curious reawakening of nobility titles centered around the Aristocrats and the original House of Elior (seemingly verified by historians based on records tracing back to a Yeudi Keymonite Yeladim Keshef in the 2000s), now comes a surprising announcement by Aristocrat Insurance Group; the hallmark conglomerate of the Aristocrat family.

According to the press statement - which was adjoined by the photo of the crown - the AIG has had in its position the crown of legend for quite a while: the Yeudi Crown of 8 Gems, evidently missing the gems. A relic of Beiteynuese history and Yeudi heritage, preserved to a certain condition in Kalopia.

The crown will be transferred to Yishelem to be reviewed by the historians of the Archaic Museum of Yishelem in an attempt to verify its authenticity.

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The Yishelem Post
Gem Publishing announces 7 more books in TMA series
April 5388

- Archaic Museum of Yishelem verifies authenticity of AIG's Yeudi Crown of 8 Gems
- Beiteynuese IT companies active in Artania enter into talks with Hutorian conglomerate Millard



Yishelem, Beiteynu - The publisher behind the controversial book series "The Meddling Affairs" updated its website yesterday afternoon confirming that the series will be consisted of a total of 8 books, with the remaining 7 to be released over the next 2-3 decades. The 1st book, titled "The Bloodline", was released on ebook and paperback a few years ago, having failed to pick up the pace with audiences, thus far. The publisher hopes to double-down on digital marketing with Alef Bet, updating the bundle's cover in the process; the "3000 years, 8 gems and 1 plot" tagline of the cover seems to heavily hint towards the Yeudi Monarchy and a plot in the works since the 2700s - just before the Kingdom of Yishelem - with the House of Elior at the epicentre of a conspiracy that edges on fiction.

Gem Publishing has confirmed that the roster of the book series's authors now includes Noah Kadiyot, the legendary Beiteynuese diplomat murdered by former Ramatkal Benjamin Benowitz, and Cunnington Marit, the former Director of the Terran Remediation Agency who was incarcerated in the 53rd century during the Agency's "scandalous period" at the conclusion of the Intelligence Oversight Committee's investigations.

It seems these men, alongside Elijah Friedman, the alleged spy planted in Cildania, had managed to share a plethora of notes with the publisher.

Excluding the 3rd book titled "Jacquil" - presumably in reference to Theodore's wife - the rest of the books remain unconfirmed.

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Equifund Hadashot
Sato develops family of anti-ballistic missiles with KDC
November 5388



Amshinov, Beiteynu - The maker of the Shavit small lift launch rocket from the North Bank has partnered up with Black Beisa and KDC to accommodate for the increased needs of armed forces in Kundrati, on the development of a family of short range anti-ballistic missiles dubbed the Hetz (Arrow), following the successful launch of the rocket 10 years ago and a multitude of defense contracts received since then from the Beiteynuese Government. Sato has effectively risen to the stardom of Beiteynu's participation in the Equifund as a go-to manufacturer of high-end aerospace equipment and weapons systems.

The new family of anti-ballistic missiles will add to the company's existing production line of the Barak, Gabriel and Nimrod missiles that have been in circulation for decades as the "weapons of choice" of Beiteynuese and allied naval forces across the world. Sato and Black Beisa executives have reported that the companies have committed towards the research and development of an exoatmospheric hypersonic anti-ballistic missile for the Hetz line and an intercontinental ballistic missile; however, citing difficulties due to lack of government funding and general lack of interest in the Equifund.

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The Yishelem Post
Data from space: MOD launches Allink for allied network
November 5388



Yishelem, Beiteynu - Free from the constraints of borders and sovereignty, the MOD's launch of the Allink satellite network for military and intelligence use is sure to make some rather uncomfortable and some vaguely pleased. Amidst the displeasure of the scientific community towards the heavily military-centric use and drive behind Beiteynu's science and technology related initiatives comes yet another military and intelligence "move" by Minister of Defence Agresiv Difens. Hinted in 5378 rather heavily, the Beiteynuese Government's funding of the Lavian and its consortium of private companies - Sato, Kadenite and Black Beisa - was intended to eventually onboard a command structure within the Beiteynuese Defence Force that would be intricately shared with Beiteynu's direct military and intelligence allies: Istalia, Pontesi, Kundrati, Lourenne, Dankuk, Luthori and Alduria.

The Aristocrat-Goldbloom Policy for the Lavian was confirmed in 5384 when the Kohav offered Hanzen access to its satellite network.

With the foundation of the Allink, the Beiteynuese Government seems to be doubling-down on its commitment of sharing its fancy toys with its extended network of partners across Terra; the MOD will be setting up "access consoles" with Beiteynuese allies by the end of the decade on a joint task force between the Kohav, the Lavian and the Digitali Nimshal, onboarding a few key software developers from the Equifund for security architectures.

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Marriage in Yishelem
A Royal marriage took place in Yishelem, between a member of the Luthorian Royal Family, and , a descendant to a prominent Yeudi family.
3 June 5387 (backdated)

YISHELEM, BEITEYNU - A great ceremony took place on the third day of June, year 5387, a grand-style Royal Wedding between Prince Edward Albert Patrick of Orange-Villayn-Armstead, Prince of Orange-Villayn and Vicount of Ethelsley, and Aviv Imo Aristocrat-Goldbloom, daughter to Nathaniel Aristocrat-Goldbloom and Sharon, one being the heir of one of the most powerful Yeudi families, the other being the incumbent Rosh Ha'Memshala - not to mention a direct heir to the resurgent House of Elior.
Prince Edward was born in 5366, and past year he used to work as as an executive at Hexlon Imperial, a Luthorian company, here in the Beiteynuese Medinat, being involved in the Beiteynuese operations of Hexlon Mining. While working in Beiteynu, Prince Edward would eventually meet his future wife, Aviv Imo, in an Yishelem exclusive bar.
Aviv Imo Aristocrat-Goldbloom was born two years later, in 5368, and is the first child of Nathaniel and Sharon Aristocrat-Goldbloom, perhaps one of the most powerful couples in Beiteynu of this time, and as already said, she would meet her future husband in this exclusive bar - earlier this year. Aviv Imo will be from now be known as Princess, as she will be the inaugural holder of the role "Duke/Duchess of Sholemberg".

The new couple interests Royal aficionados, political scientists and the public in general: many wonder with the restoration of nobility titles in Beiteynu, what titles would Edward and Aviv Imo assume. And what status would their children assume.
For now, we know that Prince Edward enjoys hockey and in his youth played cricket, as we said, he already worked for Hexlon Imperial. Aviv Imo is the daughter to the Prime Minister, she enrolled in a Philosophy major at Yishelem University, and likes to assist her mother in her duties. In the free time, she likes to practice volleyball.

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Humperdinck Media’s Orange! TV launches Orange Junior!

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Keshef
Millard to reshape software industry with 11.3B LOD acquisition of Beigle
October 5389

- Shipping industry abandons Trigunia in a breeze; "keep the favourable markups" say executives as Neftkomp's ownership of refineries set to be bought out
- Kids tune it to latest broadcasting programs from Luthori, as cultural and societal affairs continue to dominate the spotlight



Himmelshtern, Beiteynu - The software industry in Beiteynu can be considered as a circumstantial one at that, and lagging noticeably behind the country's other dominant industries in terms of exports. Its growth is very closely attributed to the Equifund on military grade security and software, and big data, data analytics and advertising when it comes to the financial and shipping industries in retrospect. While companies like Beiret Packed that specialise in software development for hardware and consumer electronics have found a stable ground of partnerships in central Artania since 5335, the industry has struggled to maintain a solid foothold in international markets with only Alef Bet, the advertising giant, managing to expand since that same year.

Ever since Beishalom Group's formation in 5303, the industry has organically "divided" itself into 4 distinct areas or niches of specialisation: software for hardware (ex. Beiret Packed), software development (ex. Beitcom) which works closely with the Beiteynuese Government and the Digitali Nimshal, big data and data analytics (ex. Alef Bet) and search and advertising (ex. Beigle), with the latter naturally attracting Millard's interest in securing markets in northwest Majatra. Beigle has been the country's primary search engine for the last 2 centuries, losing the fight of programmatic advertising only to Alef Bet, which took the niche by storm in 5303.

The scale of the acquisition, if confirmed, will ascertain 2 main KPIs for the industry, its potential of growth and Millard's domination of the search niche, both on a domestic and international market measure, considering the industry's activity in Artania since earlier this century. Beigle's executives are hopeful that Millard's century-old expertise in search and advertising will help monetise the company's portfolio more efficiently in both Beiteynu and Artania.

The acquisition will mark the industry's dominance by Millard on search, alongside Alef Bet on advertising and Beiret Packed on software for hardware.

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Zahra Ibnat Moutawakil when she was the head of the Ahmadi department in MCR

Plan H.O.P.E set to pass the knesset with unanimous support as Ava Zundel resigns from her postion as MOEC in favor of Zahra: the GBMD's flame finally put down?[/b

[b]Yishelem, Beiteynu. In a highly anticipated moment, the Humane Organized People's Emancipation Plan aka Plan H.O.P.E has been brought in front of the knesset to be voted upon. The bill was drafted through intensive negotiations between MCR, more specifically the psychology department within the party, and the leadership of the AUPBCR, BSFP, and most importantly, the PTUBMW. The bill handles every aspect of the crisis from the students' mental well-being to workers' mental stability, and the antidepressants shortage, the bill first amendments introduces radical reforms within the Beiteynuese education system but making school weeks only lst 4 days alongside deploying a vast network of pedo-psychatrists and therapists across all stages of education. The second amendment, however, handles the ongoing quiting crisis by making mandatory and a right for a health and full-filling work environment. Negotiations between all of the government, labor unions and corporate executives will be held in an impartial and neutral way to adresse the reduction of working hours and possible work days while a mandatory inspection will be conducted on a 9 months basis alongside suprise inspections to ensure the impartiality of previous ones. The last amendment handles the question of mental drugs that are prescribed by mental health problems by forcing the knesset to recognize the importance of maintaining a stable and steady supply of meds alongside establishing a committe composed of experts in the field of psychology to ensure the well execution of the bill.

Furthermore, the PTUBMW hailed the bill as "a right step forward for a better future" alongside noting that the bill will hopefully be introduced into Beiteynuese law to make sure that mental health will continue being recognized as a vital and undeniable issue. In other notes, Ava Zundel resigned from her postion of MOEC in favor of Zahra Ibnat Moutawakil, a pedo-psychatrist specialized in child welfare, what can I say another white collar I guess??

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the main cast for Yeudeuy

A Beiteynuese cartoon is set to be aired by Orange Junior following succeful notes from critics after the airing of its pilot episode: a new wave for kid cartoons?

Yakovshtot, Beiteynu. In the city of Yakovshtot, a medium-sized independent cartoon making company, known as Children's Joy Company, has managed to successfully show off their potential to Humperdink Media representatives by showing them a pilot episode that consisted of a basic introduction of to the main cast of Yeudeuy. Those are Angelina, the mom, Yeudeuy, the main character, Lucky, the sister of Yeudey and main character too, and Hunter, the dad. The show is supposed to represent the daily life of Beiteynuese citizens and their lifestyle through the lens of a joyful animal society by replacing humans by dogs. The main goal of the show is to handle subjects that are considered as "too complex," the lead director, Manuel El Bahra even said "the goal of Yeudeuy is to handle important and sensitive topics such as infertility, death, mental disorders, and much more. I believe that our children deserve to at least gain a basic understanding of the world they live in instead of sheltering them and making them believe fairy tales. So Yeudeuy would be a soft and gentle way of explaining them that the world is much more than just glitter and parties but that it's actually is just a big Grey gradient in which you don't necessarily need to fit in a label to feel fulfilled

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The Yishelem Post
Yeucafe takes a bold step with Hanzenese production
September 5390

- Knesset continues debate on significant reforms to the Beiteynuese Law on governance



Antzarhe, Beiteynu - Aaah, there's nothing like the smell of good old fashioned Ahmadi coffee in the fine streets of Antzarhe. Freshly baked Canrillaise croissant uplifts its classic bitterness to new heights; especially when you mix in some Kundrati butter. Coffee. A Yeudi businessman's and diplomat's fuel, their dream, their fulfilment in life. With the culinary delicacies edging in from the furthest reaches of the world one can only wonder when a lot of coffee is, a lot of it.

The answer? It isn't. And never will be.

Yeucafe, a popular coffee maker and supplier specialising in the B2B area and very popular amongst executive circles caught the latest developments in Hanzenese production of coffee beans with great interest; supposedly of the finest quality in the region, Hanzen's goodies may as well represent an irresistible opportunity for the insatiable Yeudi thirst for coffee, at least in the upper echelons of society. Yes, curiously enough, coffee's rigid beauty is a reminder of a trade faring heritage that despite its current stature, still takes the most apt to the streets of Antzarhe, where the mouth watering sensations of coffee and croissant run wild.

Oh, yes; Ashalon Bank BEIFG, the financial industry's globally active player will help bankroll Hanzenese production to meet demands.

But can we please get back to coffee. Café avec croissant.