Socialist Party 2500 Anniversary is scantily attended
"It's like Air being 2500 Years Old," says one CitizenKaliburg, Ananto
November 8, 5091Premier Bjorksdattir provides an historical outline of the History of the Party before 150 people at Polytechnic
The Socialist Party of Kalistan celebrated its 2500th Birthday this fall with a series of events that were poorly attended by the population. The Premier of the Republic capped off the "festivities" such as they were with an historical lecture discussing the accomplishments and the setbacks for Socialism in Kalistan.
Following the 2 and a half hour event which included two intermissions, a graphic arts presentation, and the Premier losing her voice three quarters of the way through the event, several attendees were interviewed.
"I thought the Premier is a pretty good premier all around. She has the right ideas, and is steering Kalistan on a decent course. Its pretty much what is to be expected of Socialist Government," said Ed Gallegos, of Lhassa, who was in town for sightseeing and found out about the lecture. "I've never met the Premier, but after, she shook our hands, signed something for the kids and took a picture with my wife. Nice lady. 12 hundred years is a long time..."
"Yet another claptrap propaganda montage at state expense," said Liberal Jonas van Kleeve. "Leave it to the Socialists to turn the National Budget into their little birthday party." When informed that the Socialist Party did not receive any funds from the National Government to throw this weeklong celebration, van Kleeve was incredulous. "That's what they'd like you to think."
The celebration started a week ago with a concert on Revolution Square by Moonshine, the alternative band from Sulari. "These guys are so old," said Henry B,, 14 of Kaliburg. "I was 6 years old when these guys started. Can you believe that... they should at least get some new bands in here." Most fans enjoyed the show, held in the outdoor Bandshell, as they sat and socialized with their neighbors, ate hotdogs, and tossed various toys around. "Moonshine is pretty fun to play football to," said Gerald X, of Bozo River, who was in town on a field trip. "And that it was a free concert, score!"
Other cultural events included a play, written by socialist playwright Alice Maldonado, about the struggle of workers to take control of their industries. "I liked the play," said Diedre Williams, of Kaliburg, "but I couldn't tell if it was set now or in like 2500. Because it seems that everything that happened in the play, we have already, so I was a little confused." It also included outdoor meetings by the Kaliburg Yearly Meeting of Brethren, two more concerts, and a week long art installation. "Taste of Kaliburg," a new festival started last year, was a big success, but few knew it was being held in conjunction with the 2500 anniversary. The event closed with the keynote by the Premier though that was one of the least attended events of all. "I'm here to party," said one guy. "Not to be lectured at about some principle."
"It seemed kind of slapdash, thrown together at the last minute," said Socialist Deputy from Eshar Nate Francis. "None of these things had anything to do with one another, and few of them had anything immediately apparent to do with the Socialist Party. We started seeing signs and street banners for the events like three days ago."
Though many of the Party stalwarts were disappointed that most of the country didn't turn out to mark the Party's 2500th anniversary, one attendee summed it up succinctly. "I mean, who cares?" asked Kaliburg native Jill Hayden-Hume, rhetorically. "The SP has been around so long, that it is synonymous with the country. Saying that SPoK is 2500 years old is like saying this rock is really 2500 years old. Who really cares? It's like saying dirt, or the air, is 2500 years old. They are just as ubiquitous as anything else. Good for them. They lasted this long. The country itself isn't that much older than the Socialist Party, and they were already a millennium and a half old when Kalistan became a Republic. They survived this long. So what?"
Given the SP's longevity, it is amazing that they have maintained such consistency over time, but few in the country seem to really give much thought to politicians or their Parties anymore. While the SP focuses on skirmishes in Majatra, which is on the other side of the globe, and no serious challenges for any office, The Socialist Party is once more ascendant again, and one Party rule is now a fact.
With that, here's to another 2500 years!