Re: Hulsterreicher and Mikunier Chronik / Hulstrian and Gao-Soto
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:35 am
Emergency Conference of the Partei des Kaierreich announces change in leadership but not in policy.
Due to quickly changing events and the current leader desire to step down as party head the Party was in a brief period of turmoil. To solve this the Partei Des Kaierreich met with all of its delegates to decide its future and it's new leader. The party met at the Hulstria Dome for its conference. Some of the decisions decided there would include the new focus of the coaltion with the newly rebranded Social Democratic Party of Hulstria. Former Prime Minister General Hans Bergemen lll stepped down as party leader and a new election took place inside of the party. The two candidates that got the most votes were Adam Morelson the current Premierminister or a long time populist centrist candidate Dr. Phillip Weichselbraun. He is a renown chemist who has won the Hulstian Cross of Merit. He is also a friend of the Royal Family. He is also well liked by people all over and is willing to compromise with more centrist-conservative policies.
Dr. Weichselbraun
Ladies, Gentlemen fellow Hulstrians.
I am honored today to stand in front of you as your new party leader. If there is one thing I have learned in my life work of Chemistry is that some chemicals do not mix together. For instance if you mix Sodium and Water together you get an explosion. Some chemicals don't even need to be mixed to be dangerous. However some chemicals mixed together do astounding things!!!! For instance if you mix Hydrogen Peroxide and Potassium Iodide you get one of the most wonderful spectacles in all of chemistry.
Let me tell you one thing. Politicians are not scientists. Scientists can become politicians but politicians must not become scientists. Anyone can be in politics but the ones who I think are unworthy are Political Scientists. Some parties want to experiment with systems of government. Some want to try Communism, others want Socailsim, others want Syndicalism. It is all the same, these so called political parties are nothing more then crazy people getting together to something more then go to a bar and drink beers. Radical Parties are dangerous... Radical Parties want to abolish private business,they will try to get power at any means they can. Take for example the DL. The classic example of this. Nowhere in their description does it mention Freedom or Liberty or Rights!!! These are just the surface problems of this party. A party that hails to a Devpratism??? I am sorry but what is a devpratism some cultist group???
Socialists in this era want to experiment. They want to experiment with our daily lives ladies and gentlemen. Our daily lives... All they want to do is prove the existence of a way of government that has failed time and time again. Take the world powers right now. Kazulia, Dorvik, Lourenne, Istalia, are any of them Socialist??? To prove the fact that Socialism doesn't work. I will go through with all of you all how a scientist like me conducts an experiment. First we ask a question. In this case I shall ask Does Socialism Work? Most of us in this room would probably answer no but I answer with the Yes. Socialism does work but!!! It must be done in its purist form. Let me tell you that I am not perfect. You are not perfect no one is perfect. So Socialism does not work practically. So the next step in the Scientific Method is to form a Hypothesis. Well my background information and knowledge tell me that the answer to that question is No!!! However we must conduct the experiment. Now you may be asking How can we do that??? To that I tell you all that the experiment has already been done. For almost 80 years Socialism had a grip hold of this country. 80 years!!! Isn't that frightening friends???
The next step in the Scientific Method is to analyze the results. Well the results are already provided. The economy tanked... Despite what the Devs say hte economy definitely tanked. Unemployment soared!!! When there is nothing to work for people won't. Our military fell into disarray. Our monarchs were shipped out. The list goes on and on... Now that we have analyzed them let me finally draw conclusions.Our country was in disarray, our markets failed, the military was lacking. The truth is that if I could sum up the DL as a element I would simply be aresenic... Lets compare. It tarnishes in normal air, it burns under intense pressure and is deadly if ingested. That my friends sums up the DL and Socialism!!!
I can assure you that we will actively work with the Social Democrats to keep this dangerous regime out of Hulstrian politics and society. I will work with their new leader Mr. Weinberger whom I thank for the influx of voters and whom I wish the best of luck. Also I would like to address our direction in the future. I promise you that we will not back down in liberties and things this party stands for. Our Lovely Kaiserin shall stay on the throne and continue to be a servant to this great nation of our. To our friends in Lourenne and Kazulia and Dorvik and Istalia I promise I will do my best to keep our relationship as strong as ever for it is the best thing for this nation. I am willing to make compromises with our coalition partner however but these shall be still based in reasonable center right policies. To the Populists coming into the PDK I welcome you with open arms, we are not a bad lot after all. I promise that I shall work a servant to the people and not a career politician for that is not who I am. I am a world renown chemist, I am a Lifelong Hulstrian Luthorian Church Member, I am a Hulstrian who thinks that this country can do better, and I will make sure that we will get better,
Thank You
The Hulstria Dome Home of the Convention was packed!!!
The packed stadium laughed and enjoyed the Doctors speech as a new buzz echoed through the stadium. The Partei Des Kaierreich is alive and well!!!