Capital City Deserted After Gunfire Near Presidential Palace Triggers Panic
January 3755
AL-KASRAJ, KAFURISTAN -- Schools, businesses and offices were deserted in the capital city of al-Kasraj, after shooting near the presidential palace sent people fleeing. Gunfire heard between 10:30 a.m. and 11:00 a.m. near the presidential palace prompted people to flee workplaces and pull their children from schools, one Kafuri said from home after quitting his office. “The shooting caused panic. Everyone thought it was a coup,” the man said, asking to remain anonymous. But the government swiftly issued a communique saying there was only a minor incident over “a misunderstanding related to salaries” and that the entire country “is under the control of the Security and Armed Forces of the Government of the Majatran Republic of Kafuristan.” The statement, signed by the Minister of Internal Affairs, Lt.Gen. Sa'id Rashid Hussain, said all had returned to calm, “contrary to tendentious and alarmist rumours spreading about the trouble seen this morning in the capital.” Broadcasting the statement on state radio and television in the early afternoon, the government appealed to citizens to stay calm and return to their normal activities.
Todays events come amid heavy tension in Kafuristan, where earlier in the week General Hasan al-Sultani, the President of the Majatran Republic of Kafuristan and Chairman of the Supreme Military Council, was severely injured in a roadside bombing and the disputed appointment of General Hayder Ilyas Kader as acting Chairman of the Supreme Military Council by the commander of the Republican Guard, General Mufaddal Karim. "The incident of this morning has nothing to do with the disagreement over the appointment of General Hayder Ilyas Kader as acting Chairman of the Supreme Military Council,” the statement said. The government said members of a private security contractor – whose office is near the presidential compound – had a disagreement over salaries and it degenerated into "an altercation". “Certain malicious groups try, as usual, to use this unfortunate incident with the aim of destabilising by way of disinformation and poisonous propaganda on the airwaves, television and particularly on certain well-known websites,” the government said. “Whether these doomsayers like it or not,” the incident was not linked to clashes between various elements of the Armed Forces, it added.