Partium Nos Calls Snap Election, Wins
Partium Nos has won a snap election. The party called the election as the new leadership wished to remove the moderate Consul from power.
Our continent is beset by all the forces that go contrary to the Daena, to Nature and its laws. To the east, the eternal evils of Communism and materialism have manifested themself in yet another evil empire bent on causing chaos, death and destruction for the sake of its man-made utopian ideals. To the south, the evil and corrupt Arielite regime of the Nasirs are re-establishing themselves in the holy land of Felinism, probably with the aid of the Ahmadi majority, who follow an ideology that The Guru has described as Arielitism on sterioids - that is, pure demonic power on steroids. With its blend of so many vibrant and ancient pagan traditions and so many communities with a vibrant cultural and ethnic heritage, Pontesi is the ideal place to rise as the antithesis of all this evil.
☸ Overview ☸
The NLP is an environmentalist, traditionalist party based on Daenic principles that views every living being as a link between history and the future and spiritual, cultural and ethnic factors as the primary force in history. We view cultural and biological factors as inseparable from each other and wants to create a society where natural communities live in harmony with each other and with nature, and where each person has a role to play.
The NLP opposes ethnic chauvinism and imperialism or the dominance of any one ethic group over another in Pontesi. Instead, we view the Qedarite religions as the root behind all oppression on ethnic grounds wars and all genocides, especially through their modern supposed ideological outgrowths: Meztism, Liberalism, Capitalism and Fascism. We seek to unite all diverse Daenic and 'Pagan' religions in opposition to the materialism, puritanism and superficiality of the modern world.
The NLP is against consumerism, mass-production and multinational corporations that alienate the product from the consumer and her own nature. We seek to promote a vegetarian diet and enforce it in public institutions. We will ban all non-organic farming and impose the strictest animal welfare standards possible. Circuses, zoos and animal testing should all be illegal and those treating animals as simple resources to be exploited should be punished in the strictest way possible.
The NLP is sceptical about the rigid, materialistic welfare state - but is prepared to sponsor and ensure a general access to private education and healthcare facilities that are rooted in the spiritual and cultural fibre and practices of their respective communities. Spiritual and 'alternative' medicine deserve to be treated with the same dignity as modern materialist medicine produced by the globalist capitalists in Big Pharmaceutics. Our party maintains a positive outlook on worker cooperatives and wants to break up bigger companies into smaller, community based ones, so that more people will get the chance to run a business and provide for their family by their own ability.
The NLP opposes abortion but takes different stances on other "moral" issues in regards to what devolves most power to local communities. While we view the family as the core unit of any viable society - we seek to give the institution of marriage back to its origins in society and in the temples and in other institutions rather than being something handled by bureaucrats in the state.
The NLP views all life as sacred but also believes that people (perhaps men in particular) have an innate responsibility to protect their families and their community. The party believes that this is best done by allowing everyone to own a weapon and outsourcing the military and police to private militias, thus ensuring the continuing existence of a vibrant and flexible warrior caste. The NLP advocates the death penalty for heinous offenders such as murderers, rapists and animal abusers that are visibly under the influence of Ashuric (demonic) beings and who will be a threat to society as long as they live.
The Patron Deity of the NLP is Azarean the Lion, who is identified with Duka, the Raja of Storms, in the Gerajan pantheon. The NLP accepts members from all natural Daena-based religions and faiths. The Guru says:
Aum Nahma Dukaya! Ave Sancti Azarean! To us, these words are all the same. The chants of those who seek to achieve peace with mother nature instead of mastering her - be they witches, shamans, acharyas, daenists, fire- or cat-worshipers - collectively cry out for the dawn of a new era! Together we shall lead humanity into a new era where Counciousness leads man into harmony with Nature and the Gods. The final hour of the Arielian scourge* and all of its spawn - communism, fascism, atheism, capitalism - has come!
- Guru Aashirya
I dismiss these “recommendations” as nothing else than an attempt to make profits for globalist capitalist Big Pharma at the expense of our citizens. Mainstream medicine does not take into account that woman is a spiritual being. When diseases start spreading in her body, it's because there's an imbalance somewhere. Old age is an imbalance caused by the refusal to become one with the earth again. Anger is an imbalance caused by a surplus of blood - it stresses the heart, and potentially the presence of ashuric (evil) spirits that interaction with our ancestors may cure. Lack of fun in the bedroom dries the root chakra of its reproductive energy - this is why Hosians are having fewer and fewer children as opposed to Daeno-Pagans.
The pawns of Anti-Nature Arielian-Materialist Big Pharma in this country wants this government to inject poison into your children by gunpoint which they claim can prevent measles! If this works, then it is just a prof of the ancient homeopathic idea of 'Simila Similibus Curentur' (equal cures equal) which our sorcerers have taught for many millennia and is thus a proof of the superiority of homeopathic medicine over big pharma. But let me tell you why this is a bad idea in the case of these 'vaccinations': As a matter of fact, childhood diseases like measles or chickenpox are natural crises in a kid's development cycle as the etheric body is reincarnating. 'Vaccination' hinders the child's spiritual development and causes the symptoms that Big Pharma labels as “ADHD”, “OCD” or “Post-traumatic stress” etc. through not allowing the etheric body to fully reincarnate, thus causing permanent stress through the partial vacuum in the person's chakras. Big Pharma profits from this at a terrifying expense – denying our children the fullness of their spiritual potential through dangerous vaccines and then offering drugs as a solution to the problems that arises afterwards, that makes them even less united with themselves and the One.
They talk of an “epedemic” - but do we really know such a thing can really exist? Fact is - we don't! We know that bad air can cause disease and be cured by fresh air, but “germs” are definitely not the cause of any disease - if they where we'd all be dead by now! Think of it, how could brainless beings that reproduce by splitting themselves apart know how to kill a person better than we humans do after all the horrific wars we've had with each other? It's just soooo silly! Yes, those little germs may indeed exist - but as a symptom of a deeper spiritual cause and not as the cause of a disease itself. Even mainstream medicine says we have thousands of germs in our stomach, how come they don't eat us from within then? No - all the daenic and pagan masters have always taught that diseases are best solved by fresh air, walks in natural environment, meditation and natural-oriented ways of healing that takes a holistic approach to womankind as a spiritual being that is one with eternity.
As for that.. how about a soft drink that combines natural healing with a great taste? One such thing is Ether Cola®! Developed by the finest master homoeopaths here in Selucian Pontesi. By activating the natural healing process of an individual's mid-to-lower chakras through it's 1000000000X dilution of lead and mercury, Ether Cola® can cure a cold in just five days. Five days! It's nothing short of a miracle!
*opens a bottle*
Ah... Already, I feel like I'm whole again!
MAX: We are Hosians, Pagans, Felinists and Daenic at the same time. It's all the same really. Eli Hosios was a rebel against the oppressive Arelian laws. He was more on the Daenic side. The Guru said that. But we're members of the Terran Patriarchal Church for now. We pray to Eli, Azarean and Alamar Xarfaxis before we go to battle and we hope that the Terran Church will recognize us as a legitimate part of their organization. We smite infidels just like we did before. Lemme give you a guided tour to what we have at our disposal...
MAX: Tanks are virtually useless in the mountainous marshy and mountainous Pontesian terrain. That's why we've invest thoroughly in our brave cavalry divisions. All these have been trained in using both swords and pistols. If you've lived in a rough neighbourhood you will know that a guy with a gun has no chance against a guy with a knife if he's fast enough. He needs to take up the gun, hold it in the right position and aim before he can use it. And a guy on horseback is incredibly fast.
Q: Sir, I hope you don't mind if I ask, but do you have weapons that are more 'advanced' - so to speak - that swords and pistols?
MAX: Oh yes we do have advanced weapon! We have helicopters though but we mostly use them for executions. However we've considered stopping since our allies thinks it's a cruel and unusual punishment. We've come up with a better method that removes the need for both a a cremation and a burial and all the transporting between those, thus saving a lot of resources and CO2 emissions for mother nature:
MAX: Lemme show the most wondrous weapon of all time: the flamethrower! Can be used for pretty much any thing: cleaning, removing troubling objects, executions, making enemies toast... No wonder Old Pontesi invested so much money into developing these things.
Q: Besides the obvious risk for the solider using this kind of device - is this really an ethical way of killing people in war, Sir?
MAX: Hugely ethical. Now their families don't have to pay for the cost of a cremation - we fix that for them. How kind of us. They should bring us cookies and raspberry pies. Now I'm gonna show you how we use fire on the sea:
MAX: A fire ship is the ultimate weapon of surprise! You just take a raft or some old hulk of some sort, load it with explosives and put it on fire. You can blow up entire fishing villages like this and modern military can't handle it. If they fire on it with machine gun, bazooka, artillery tank or whatever: even more explosions. Perfect for intelligence operations as you don't need much in terms of resources as long as you just know the technique.
Q Sir, how are you going to effectively use these when going against real navies with battleships, cruisers, submarines?
MAX: Oh, we have a solution for that too....
MAX: Here we have something that can handle almost any enemy: Rotten Cow parts! They can be used with a catapult or ballista that is very simple to make - again very cost-effective. These are from cows have died by themselves of course, we are vegetarians after all like all civilized people. We honour their eternal souls by letting their bodies serve a righteous cause against the infidel oppressor while they go on to live their next lives. They get sick when we smite them with the holy power of cow cadavers into their cities and water supplies and then some of them die.
Q: That's a biological weapon. Sir, I must point out that Seluco-Pontesian law prohibits.... *the Grand Crusader abruptly interrupts*
MAX: No it isn't. We don't believe in the Germ theory of disease!
Q: But why are you using them, then?
MAX: They (the infidel) believe in it and so they die because of the placebo effect. That's their own problem.
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