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Hertz-Frey Attacks NLP Proposals // The Independent
Above: Dustin von Hertz-Frey
After a series of proposals to the Bundestag from the far-left, communist New Left Party, leader of the new RRP Dustin von Hertz Frey blasted the 'insane and incoherent policies' of the NLP, who he said 'lack the mental ability' to govern. One major source of criticism was the controversial 'Agriculture Act', that bans pesticides and genetic modifications - as well as breaking up large farms. Not only is this proposal 'utterly insane', according to field experts, but will likely greatly reduce the food output of Dundorf to a level 'never before seen', according to one scientist. It could lead to an up to 76% reduction in food output by Dundorf, but this has not stopped it from passing - with the NLP not able to defend the proposal reasonably.
Another series of political blunders that have miraculously managed to get into the lawbook are several proposals to bring major national infrastructure under the direct oversight of the Bunderstag - including proposals around appointment of military officers and the central bank. Hertz blasted this controversial proposal for 'totally failing to understand basic politics', and said that such vital infrastructural issues should not be partisanly controlled by the legislature - allowing for an uptake in corruption. Another rather bizarre proposal for a communist party - another proposal due to get through - is allowing an aristocracy to be reborn in Dundorf, making titles inheritable even if someone has done nothing to earn it.
But by far the greatest offending article is the bizarre bill called simply 'freedom' that is due to pass. Not only does it have the odd aristocracy article, but it has a few sections of sheer insanity. It allows anyone to take citizenship of the country, which economists say will greatly depress wages as it allows easy immigration and thus easy worker exploitation - another rather strange proposal for a 'communist' party. Another weird proposal is getting rid of identity cards - which are invaluable to employers, the financial sector and the police. In this way, the Independent strongly discourages readers from voting for the NLP, even as a joke, due to the high irregularity of these proposals and the seeming idiocy of their leadership.