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INTERVIEW WITH LUNA DAWN (LD)
by Erik Rangersen
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Luna Dawn - who styles herself as "Queen of Gaming"
METAPONTUM - In an interview with Halion Post, Liberty Dawn leader Luna Dawn, 24, chose to share her thoughts with our audience:
by Erik Rangersen
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Luna Dawn - who styles herself as "Queen of Gaming"
METAPONTUM - In an interview with Halion Post, Liberty Dawn leader Luna Dawn, 24, chose to share her thoughts with our audience:
ER: Miss Dawn, welcome to Halion Post TV!
LD: Thanks man!
ER: Let's get started. So.. you're a student of anthropology who started a new party with friends you found on some online game - is that correct?
LD: Yeh. We were a bunch of folks playing War of Worldcraft who've been whining about the state of affairs. So I thought like: "come on guys and gals - let's start a party of our own." And getting followers wasn't hard. You know what young men are like when they think of a pair of melons being on the other side. *giggles*
ER: What kind of political issues attracts people to your party?
LD: Well the worst thing is that they wouldn't let our private servers be. Damn fascist-communist intellectual property laws. Hinders competition on a free market. If I take a concept you invented and make it better why shouldn't I be allowed to do that? And why shouldn't I be allowed to copy stuff I legally bought and share it with friends. It's global corporate fascism at its worst. So we thought about starting up a pirate party but there were a couple of other things as well. Like cute animals. I mean - who doesn't love cute kittens on the internetz? Unfortunately in our country big business tortures cute animals for the sake of greed and profit. Such is the nature of globalist crony capitalism. It's vile. Luckily it seems we're about to pass legislation prohibiting all that now. Praise Bastet lol.
ER: Your party shares your initials. Is that just a coincidence?
LD: Of course it isn't! Lol... they all love me you know. If I'm unsuccessful in politics then at least I could start up a harem for myself you know, lol.
ER: Some describe your party as 'libertarian' or 'green libertarian'. Yet you yourself have stated that you're '100% pro-life except when it comes to the death penalty where I'm 100% pro-death'. Why would you want to reinstate the death penalty in Solentia?
LD: You bet I do! I want people like murderers, paedophiles, gang rapists and animal abusers hanging from the nearest tree. It's not safe to go out nowaydays... just look at how many teens are staying home in front of their computer all the day long. But the death thing is more complicated than people wanna make it. Most of us could probably murder someone under the right circumstances - like meeting the guy who has raped your friend in a dark alley holding a shovel or something. But the sickos who torture living beings and disjoint their body pieces? Hell no! The death penalty isn't really about revenge for murder or whatever, it's about putting sickos to death. Animal abusers, pedophiles and whatnot - these are the same group of folks who could come and kill you tomorrow. According to ancient Gerajan scriptures these folks are processed by evil spirits and modern science agrees with this. They chose to act upon their evil urges. We should kill em all and throw a big party afterwards.
ER: In about the same time we've had another non-socialist party entering the political scene - the Solentian Nationalist People's Party (SNPP). You've suggested that you could work together on issues like immigration.
LD: Yeh, you know - we border Kalopia and Kafuria and both of these countries are basically shit holes filled with goat-f***ing primitives so we're gonna need to protect our borders quite badly. Possibly with a Great Wall of Solentia or something, I don''t know. So in that regard I'm probably in close to complete agreement with the SNPP. But in other ways, they're just sooo authoritarian and it's not even funny. To the extent could call myself a nationalist its because I trust our Solentian people more than Post-Metzist politicans and the government. People wanna be free. Some of the SNPP's policies reminds me of those virgins, those nerds we've all meant who touch you on your shoulder out of insecurity.. well that's kinda cute actually lol. Anyway.. those fellows.. want to force their nerd way of life upon everyone else as a revenge for not getting invited into parties or not getting any chicks. It's just so annoying. Extreme authoritarianism is for virgins who are uncertain of their own inner strength. Learn to live and let live for f***s sake.
ER: I see. And what are you thoughts on the other non-socialist party, the Liberal Democratic Party of Solentia?
LD: Well at least the LDPS aren't completely insane. I hope that we, they and the SNPP will cooperate in one way or another after the next election. Our country is losing badly in every way possible. I wanna make it win again - and I'm good at winning. I've won three War of Worldcraft tournaments in a row. The people need me as their leader. We're gonna restore traditional Solentian symbols and values. However - I can't really agree with breaking with Istalia. They may be leftie but at least they're civilized people. We should co-operate against the barbs on this continent, but do so on our own terms of course - they're not gonna order us enough or something. We're not in some S&M-relationship with Istalia for the Godess' sake lol.
ER: Miss Dawn, thank you for your time!
LD: Thank you. And tell your audience too hook me up on War of Worldcraft. My guild, the <Cute Kittens> are recruiting again. We got cookies.