The People's Paper
Robert Franlow Leaves For Gaduridos
The beloved former chairman Robert Franlow has now left Cobura. Hounded by the radical Individualists and Liberals, Mr. Franlow has been repeatedly threatened in public, but has remained unfazed. Last week, however, Mr. Franlow's house was broken into and vandalized. Mr. Franlow no longer feels safe in Cobura, and worries for the safety of his family. Keeping this in mind, he has made the painful decision to leave Cobura, the country he loves so much, for Free Gaduridos, the residence of some of Mr. Franlow's relatives. We were able to speak to him as he was waiting in the airport:
It pains me deeply to do this. I would not do it if it were only my life at risk, of course, but it is my family I worry about. These Individualists, these radicals, they will stop at nothing to harm the People, and I, as the Voice of the People, am a prime target. They are disgusting, terrible human beings. I love Cobura. I love her dearly. The People will remember this, and I hope – someday – to be able to return to my homeland.
Truly a great man.
Hundreds Leave New People's Party
Anger is mounting over a lack of sympathy for Robert Franlow on the part of the new NPP Chairman Guy Bercier. The People are with Mr. Franlow, but Mr. Bercier is not. Since Mr. Franlow revived the People's Revolutionary National League under the NPP banner, the Party has felt a strong allegiance to the great man. Mr. Bercier, however, advocates a "moving on." He does not believe that the NPP ought to be "stuck in the past," and that it ought to abandon "totalitarianism." Many of the People fail to see what about the New People's Party is "totalitarian," and a movement has began to leave the Party in protest. So far, roughly 300 individuals have abandoned their Party, most joining a new Tokundi local party that advocates secession and a return to PRNL values. Mr. Bercier was unavailable for comment.
New People's Party Outraged Over Witch-hunt
Mr. Enda Cosgrave* of the Social Congress has been leading a crusade to stop the just actions of Defense Minister Casper Clark. He has falsely claimed that arrests were made under the new "Save Cobura, Save Terra" program. We at the NRB investigated this, and found no evidence whatsoever of any arrests. We further note that the Ministry of Defense lacks power of arrest, and that, in fact, the only place these arrests could possibly have occurred is the mind of Mr. Cosgrave himself. We are dismayed by the actions of the Social Congress, and demand that proof of the arrests be furnished before Mr. Clark is further persecuted. This is not an unreasonable request, and it is one that the People surely support.
*(OOC: whoops)