by Amazeroth » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:17 am
Malivia entered by foreign comedian troupe - nice to have something to laugh again, says GWP
As it has been noticed now by the international community, a new party has formed in the Kingdom of Malivia - the पीपुल्स पार्टी. Since they use an obviously newly invented language and a funny looking alphabet, nobody except their higher officials - a selfmade guru and Mr Khaled, a militant atheist - knows what their party is called in Malivian or English. "We suspect that it is something like 'Two bed springs in may' or maybe 'Unity through accordingly folded clay-pots'", says Professor Ahim bin Farsid of His Majesty the Raja's Divine Stronghold University, "but we can really just guess here."
The new party claims to be representing the native Walkunians, an ethnic group that was either newly discovered (or, as some say, invented) by them, since it has never been mentioned or heard of before in the history of Malivia. "Ethnic Walkunians?", asks Dr. Muhammad bin Khalid, renowned anthropologist of the University of Walkunia, "There is no such thing - I mean, apart from all Malivians who have originated in Walkunia. But the language has always been Malivian here."
But, since the party of पीपुल्स पार्टी seems to take their political ways very seriously - as they routinely try to offend the Raja and the Gerajan faith in their proposals, as well as apparently trying to make Malivia a colonial power - nobody is quite sure of their intentions there - it may well be that the Malivian people, who have often chosen humour over a serious political debate, will give their hearts and votes to the new party, and may well be enticed by their refreshingly inventive antics enough to even make them powerful enough to overthrow the Raja. A spokesman of his Majesty the Yang di Pertuan Agong said that in this case His Majesty will go peacefully into exile in some friendly country - Indrala, perhaps, as Jakania seems not to willing to help its old ally - and wait until the people have had enough of the पीपुल्स पार्टी's jokes, and will once again welcome their Raja with open arms.
Eines Tages traf Karl der Große eine alte Frau.
"Guten Tag, alte Frau", sagte Karl der Große.
"Guten Tag, Karl der Große", sagte die alte Frau.
Solche und ähnliche Geschichten erzählt man sich über die Leutseligkeit Karls des Großen.