Selucia fights for freedom in Davostan!A letter written by Lord Alamar Xarfaxis, general secretary of the New Imperial Party of Selucia, and Foreign Minister Lady Livia Haart, to the hippie-occupied Satanic Imperial Council of the Unholy Empire of Davostan has sparkled major controversy on the international scene.
The letter condemns the radicalist leadership's “reforms” of Davostan, which include legalization of baby-killing, destruction of national symbols, renaming of all cities in their Empire, the abolishment of marriage and other various attempts at destroying the fundamentals of society.
The letter also praises Emperor Lord Medivh Evil for keeping a civilized and sensible negotiation with the illegitimate cultural radicalist government and the hippie-occupied Imperial Satanic Council.
“May you liberate your people and their society from this radicalist elitist yoke and protect your people's freedom to live according to their society's customs, norms and core values. We shall be ready to help you in any way we can.” the letter states.
This caused major outrage from the radicalist leadership, but also from the government of Deltaria. Governor Frank Todd condemned the actions of the Selucian foreign minister as
“truly mad” and
“condemning democracy”.
However the legal government of Davostan, under Emperor Lord Medivh Evil, was very thankful for the care of the Selucian government and hinted that Selucia might have got itself a powerful ally once law and order has been restored in Davostan.
Lady Haart responded to the international critics by
a press release explaining the stance taken by the Selucian government further:
“Selucia is a Christian Empire. Selucian society, culture, norms values and ethics rests upon the Christian humanism bought to us and maintained by the Selucian Catholic Church. These values, these ethics, tells us that we can't be silent when a people is being waged war upon by a totalitarian radicalist regime. When a society isn't free to live according to it's own customs, norms and fundamental values, we have to react and take a stance for liberty, justice and the rule of law. Therefore, we will continue to be wholeheartedly opposed to what is happening in Davostan, and we will continue to give what support we can to the Unholy Emperor and rightful sovereign of Davostan.“The actions of the foreign ministry was also criticized by some unpatriotic elements back home. The Konservative-Liberale Partei condemned the minister's support of liberty in Davostan and called for a vote of no confidence in the government, something not taken seriously by most of the Imperial Senate.
“It is no secret that the KLP are unpatriotic and want nothing but the power to rule so that they can exploit the Empire's riches for their own satisfaction”, Lord Xarfaxis ascertains.
Lord Xarfaxis also recounts of an awkward moment with one of the representatives of the KLP on a wine party hosted by the ministry of social services:
“After I had condemned this man's contempt of the poorest citizens of the empire, he started to make inappropriate comments about my colleague, Lady Haart. He told me I should give her a 'good ol smacking' for her commitment to restore freedom in Davostan. He had drunken two flasks of wine and war about to swig a third. I responded that maybe I shall invite her to watch him being 'smacked' when we reintroduce corporeal punishment for unpatriotic traitors. He then went mad and tried to beat me with the flask, but he missed and hit his own forehead instead. He then collapsed on the floor and was carried home by his colleagues of the KLP.”Quite scandalous and inappropriate for a Selucian politician and citizen one must say. But what else can be expected from a party such as the KLP?