Re: Aldegar Daily
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:51 pm
BREAKING NEWS: BOZO DIRECTLY BANS THE HJK PARTY
Yasmin Iftar
Shocking leaked government documents show that the HJK party was banned, arrested and executed by a firing squad under the direct orders of President Bozo. The party said the country was under "direct terrorist threat" from the HJK and claimed the intelligence service had found "undeniable evidence of a plot to kill Bozo and topple the socialist government with foreign backing". However, the intelligence department has yet to confirm those details.
Bozo said, "Those who wish to paint me as their enemy are wrong, we are a united socialist nation who wishes to ensure our country is strong, stable and ready to take on the capitalist traitors!". In an interview after this statement had been made she was asked what she thought about the new party on the block the PDA, she replied: "the PDA threaten socialism, they threaten your rights, we must be united in rejecting their liberal dogma and embrace the future of socialist Aldegar!".
Signed,
the Government of the Jemhewra-ye Aldegār (Republic of Aldegar