July 4784
Suspected Pahladgarh spy found dead
Chayla Purohit, a mysteriously wealthy Devadasi prostitute suspected of wheedling secrets out of lustfully inebriated Deltarian officers from the Czar Dušan military base and then selling the information to third parties has been found dead in the early hours of the morning next to a goat feeding station, her body upturned in a plastic bin, completely naked, with her legs splayed wide open, exposing her private parts to the full view of horrified onlookers.
Rumour and speculation is swirling around as to who was responsible. Amongst the most popular theories at the moment are:
- that her murder was arranged by the Deltarian establishment at Czar Dušan military base, eager to send out a warning to future spies.
- that her murder was arranged by the leaders of the Untouchable community in Pahladgarh, either on behalf of the Deltarians, or out of jealousy that she had become so wealthy.
- that her murder was arranged by members of the criminal underworld, in connection with some feud or other.
The news of this incident has been embarrassing to Malivia, which gains great economic benefits from the military base. Ramesh Vemulakonda, the Minister of Defence, has written to his Deltarian counterpart, Klára Staňková, to assure her "the Deltarian troops, officials and their families are perfectly safe in Malivia" and that "this is an extremely rare type of incident, which our police are dealing with as best they can".
This evening, nearly 70 Devadasis were seen protesting outside the entrance to the military base, chanting slogans accusing the Deltarians of being "murderers" and demanding "Justice for Chayla".
No change on Vanuku relations "for at least another year" says Mahalanabis
Foreign Minister Vrikodara Mahalanabis has welcomed what he described as the "positive and constructive noises" coming from Vanuku's latest utterings on Vanukean-Malivian relations, but warned "Vanuku's nuclear test has made things very difficult, and we cannot conceive of changing our policy on Vanuku for at least another year, and even then only after consultation with the international community, and in particular with our friends within the Transnational Association for the Sovereignty of Nations".
Some concessions to Vanuku have been offered, however. The trade tariff on Vanukean goods, which was set at 30% after the nuclear test, has been reduced to 20%. The bodies of the two Vanukean cow poachers who died in Malivian police custody have been repatriated to Vanuku. Also, the Inika Town Police, whilst insisting it "defends the honour and the actions of our officers in this incident", has said "all deaths in police custody are a matter of deep regret, and we are sorry the lives of these two men ended in this tragic way".
Since these measures were announced, Internal Affairs Minister Chatur Nijasure, a leading hardliner in the Cabinet, has given a bravery award to the police officer, Mahesh Yashvasin, who shot the two Vanukean poachers. It is understood the Foreign Minister and the Prime Minister were not consulted about this.
Workers' Textiles wins court case over tax squabble
A court in Verana has thrown out an attempt by the Finance Ministry to force Workers' Textiles (WT), the Lodamun-based workers co-operative, to pay what it claimed was 23 million Malivian Crowns of unpaid tax. The judge praised the jury for their decision, and said he was "satisfied that the company has been managing its tax affairs properly and ethically".
However, the court also threw out a counter-claim by WT that the Finance Ministry had subjected them to a "political victimisation campaign" and should therefore pay WT both their full legal costs and additional compensation.
Following the verdict, Prashant Jadhav, the Minister for Education & Culture, has sent a team of inspectors to the schools WT has recently opened, in order to establish "whether they are providing an appropriate standard of education, and whether they are subjecting children to unacceptable left-wing political indoctrination".
Manas asked to become "Emperor of Terra, Heaven and Eternity"
According to recent leaks, Prime Minister Patanjali Ganapuli has written to Emperor Manas and the government of Vascania, asking for Emperor Manas to adopt the title "Emperor of Terra, Heaven and Eternity" in response to the Zardic Emperor proclaiming himself "Emperor of Terra". The letter argues "it is important to make sure our Emperor is not outranked on formal state occasions by this Zardic upstart" and that "we need to send out a message about Manas' greatness".