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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby hadrex » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:53 pm

The next two seasons start dates have been announced;
Season One September 1st 3111
Season Two September 1st 3113

The National Malivian Football Association League is about to kick off...
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Who will win...
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby hadrex » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:11 pm

The season has ended here are the standings
Der Kopf Liga Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Seifenburg Rovers 30 17 6 7 46 35 +11 57
2 Capital FC 30 15 7 8 39 24 +15 52
3 Hochburg City 30 13 8 9 31 22 +9 47
4 Biehlsaar United FC 30 12 11 7 32 25 +7 47
5 Fürdstatt FC 30 14 4 12 37 33 +4 46
6 Greabok FC 30 12 5 13 30 31 -1 41
7 Össl FC 30 9 12 9 26 24 +2 39
8 Rasul Wanderers 30 11 6 13 32 31 +1 39
9 Kakaktuaburg 97 30 9 12 9 20 24 -4 39
10 Duntia United 30 9 12 9 28 34 -6 39
11 Meja Rangers 30 9 10 11 24 29 -5 37
12 Kapel City 30 9 10 11 24 30 -6 37
13 Riedling United 30 10 7 13 26 33 -7 37
14 Wiellingen Athletic 30 8 12 10 33 29 +4 36
15 Kunta United 30 10 5 15 30 35 -5 35
16 Serdica Albion 30 3 13 14 18 37 -19 22

KEY
Polkana
Itaki
Dendars
Walkunia
Washibar
So Seifenburg Rovers win; causing great annoyance in the capital since the two capital teams finished 2nd and 3rd.
Who will win the NMFA Cup, watch this space.
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby hadrex » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:53 pm

NMFA Cup
Round One
Biehlsaar United FC 3-2 Kapel City
Kunta United 1-1 Fürdstatt FC (1-2 AET)
Serdica Albion 3-0 Össl FC
Wiellingen Athletic 2-0 Kakaktuaburg 97
Seifenburg Rovers 1-2 Riedling United
Rasul Wanderers 1-1 Meja Rangers (1-2 AET)
Greabok FC 0-1 Hochburg City
Duntia United 1-1 Capital FC (1-1 AET, 1-3 PKs)
Round Two
Fürdstatt FC 1-2 Wiellingen Athletic
Serdica Albion 1-1 Capital FC (2-1 AET)
Biehlsaar United FC 1-1 Meja Rangers (4-1 AET)
Hochburg City 2-1 Riedling United
Semi Finals
Wiellingen Athletic 0-1 Biehlsaar United FC (AG. 0-1)
Serdica Albion 0-2 Hochburg City (AG. 0-2)

Biehlsaar United FC 1-1 Wiellingen Athletic (AG. 2-1)
Hochburg City 0-1 Serdica Albion (AG. 2-1)

Final
Hochburg City 2-0 Biehlsaar United FC

3/4 Playoff
Wiellingen Athletic 1-1 Serdica Albion (1-1 AET, 3-2 PKs)

So the capital finally has something to cheer about; come on yer' Hoch'urgs

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Ian Rake and Andreas Malkar Celebrate.
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby hadrex » Sun May 01, 2011 1:45 pm

The Liberal Conservative Party have finally returned to power; their first act was to abolish slavery now they are trying to boost Malivian economy by decreasing the massive surplus.
' It is simple' said Hadrex Donaldson the party's leader 'the government is spending far more then it earns; to rectify this we must increase taxes and cut spending'.

OOC: the NMFA results can now be found at viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4238
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby Amazeroth » Mon May 02, 2011 9:58 am

Liberal Conservatives' announcer breaking the law?


Today, the responsible announcer for the NMFA cup's results has been officially reprimanded for abbreviating Seine Majestät des Radschas Göttliche Hochburg, which has been made illegal by the Abkürzungsgesetz of 3112.

Theresa Bunyarinda, former Archchancellor, stated that "the lack of attention these new English radicals pay to our laws is indeed worrying.".
Eines Tages traf Karl der Große eine alte Frau.
"Guten Tag, alte Frau", sagte Karl der Große.
"Guten Tag, Karl der Große", sagte die alte Frau.
Solche und ähnliche Geschichten erzählt man sich über die Leutseligkeit Karls des Großen.
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby hadrex » Mon May 02, 2011 1:01 pm

"However this is in fact wrong, I quote the law" said Hadrex Donaldson in reply.
§3 Exemptions

Exempt of this law are only politicians serving in the government or in the High Congregation of His Majesty the Raja, as well as party leaders and higher functionaries of recognised parties, as well as foreign ambassadors and diplomats. In the last case, it is the Minister of Foreign Affairs privilege to expulse frequent offenders from the country if necessary.

"On another matter I notice that our government is consantly making losses due to a massive surpluss that your party failed to notice." said Hadrex Donaldson "it seems that this party care more for stupid laws than the state of the country."
The Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia likes to point out that the anoucncer was not excluded from the law.
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby Amazeroth » Mon May 02, 2011 2:34 pm

Conservative Statment cofuses the nation


In a more than strange rebuttal, Seine Exzellenz, Großfürst und Erster Diener unter der Sonne, Auge und Ohr, Mund und Zunge Seiner Majestät des Radschas, Erzkanzler Hadrex Donaldson claimed that the announcer of the NMFA cup was either a member of The High Congregation of His Majesty the Raja, or a party leader or high functionary of his party. Regrettably, His Excellency the Archchancellor forgot to inform the public which one it was, but it is still highly unnerving that football result announcers maintain a high position in the ranks of His Excellency the Archchancellor's party.

"Concerning the attack on our budget" said former Minister of Finance Jonas Gumindar, "well, the conservatives may not know this, seeing that they only recently emerged from wherever they were hiding before, but as was cleared in many a debate earlier, our government maintained, and will maintain again, a policy of overspending in order to further our glorious economy and, above all, the Welfare State. We believe in a huge deficit!". His speech on the matter was greeted by loud applause in the High Congregation of His Majesty the Raja, although mostly from the Gerajan Welfare Party's side.
Eines Tages traf Karl der Große eine alte Frau.
"Guten Tag, alte Frau", sagte Karl der Große.
"Guten Tag, Karl der Große", sagte die alte Frau.
Solche und ähnliche Geschichten erzählt man sich über die Leutseligkeit Karls des Großen.
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby hadrex » Sat May 07, 2011 8:57 am

The End of The NMFA?
Today the conservatives announced they will no longer run or publish the NMFA results.
Critics believe this could be the end of NMFA; since it was only popular through its link with the consevatives.
Hadrex Donaldson refused to comment.
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby hadrex » Tue May 10, 2011 5:24 pm

The proposed cabinet has been overthrown almost entirely in the recent GAC Konservative Partei leadership vote.
The following positions were re-voted on:

Leadership;
Phillipp Schröder 56%
Hadrex Donaldson 41%
Nails Quine 3%

candidate for Finance;
Andrea Köhler 89%
Warold June 8%
Tobusie Donaldson 3%
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Re: Geradschanische Wohlfahrtszeitschrift von Malivia

Postby hadrex » Tue May 10, 2011 6:18 pm

Terrorists at large!
Terrorists of an extreme religion, the Freda Church have claimed responsibility for the terrorist attack in the Gerajan Monarchist party.
The blast killed twelve people one of which was Hadrex Donaldson's son Rich Donaldson.
The Freda Church issued a statement saying: "More will die if the Monarchist don't stop endorsing the king."

Hadrex Donaldson has retired on his hefty political salary and now lives in a villa in north Malivia.
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