Elections change Malivia
Malivia rejoices after elections.
New government in session.Hundreds of thousands of Malivians were celebrating in the streets this evening. Fireworks could be seen all over the country. After a long, uninterrupted rule of the conservative party, a new party has radically claimed the majority of the Nationalrat. The people have elected a new president, and a new government has been already formed.
The exciting newcomer in Malivian politics is the Geradschanische Wohlfahrtspartei (Gerajan Welfare Party), a party both committed to welfare as a principle of the state, and Geraja, the most ancient and furthest spread religion of Malivia.
The new president, Johann Rahyyawinda, is the man who has called the party into being.
"I was just fed-up with the way the country was being run. Everywhere industries got privatised and processes got optimized, and in the process, consumerism grew, and the working people were forgotten. This had to change. So I founded the Gerajan Welfare Party" as he writes in his newly published autobiography "Living by Welfare" (published by Rahyyawinda Press GmbH). He is closely linked to the Raja, the leader of the different Gerajan factions.
Präsident Rhayyawinda as a kid. His loveable facial expression has became his trademark later on.And already, a new government has been formed, not surprisingly consisting only of GWP members. The new Kanzler, Theresia Bunyarinda, has been wishing to become chancellor from her childhood on. "I always wanted to become chancellor. I remember, when I was four, my mother asked me what I wanted to be. 'Chancellor', I said. My mother laughed, and said 'you, chancellor? Girls don't get to be chancellor with the conservatives ruling'.", Kanzler Bunyarinda tells us in her autobiography "Chancelière ou la mort" (Rahyyawinda Press GmbH). But she has become chancellor now, and being female hasn't been an issue at all with the people of Malivia. It seems sure, that she will be judged only by her deeds, and not her gender.
Kanzler Bunyarinda as a student. Finally, Malivia has a chancellor not only smart, but also hot! Something that couldn't be said for the former chancellor, the conservative Josef Bärenburg.And the rest of the government is equally, if, in some cases, not more interesting. They are:
Erich Munindyur, the Minister of Foreign Affairs. Old but sturdy, coming from an old family of successful diplomats that has seen such strange and foreign places as Kazulia, Hutori, or Kalopia.
Der Große und Schreckliche Erzoffenbarer, der aller Macht innewohnt, the Minister of Internal Affairs. Not much is known of this particular character, but he seems to be very old (some would say ancient), and is determined to ruthlessly exterminate crime wherever he can spot it.
Jonas Gumindar, the Minister of Finance. He is a Guru in two senses: He is both the head of a Gerajan faction,
and the famed author of "Economics of Welfare", the ground work of Gerajan economy.
Leopold Sayyasaburagh, the Minister of Defence. Coming from a family that has an old tradition of being soldiers, mercenaries, hired guns, or thugs, depending entirely on the famous "eye of the beholder", this is a man fit to lead Malivia's many armies into battle, never regarding the consequences.
Severin Aurasana, the Minister of Justice. If you were to call his neighbours, they would describe him as "a just man", in this or a very similar word order. What else would you expect of a man soon to be responsible for the legal system of our nation?
Elisabeth Honiunda, the Minister of Infrastructure and Transport. The one remarkable feature she has? Well, she's the chancellor's cousin! And therefor a shining example of just how much the new Kanzler cares about his family.
Shsszz'ssszziss, Echse der Guten Gesellschaft, Minister of Health and Social Service. Perhaps one of the most perplex members of the new government, Shsszz'ssszziss claims to be not a human, but some sort of giant lizard, and can trace his lineage back to a tribe of said creatures in the Kazulian swamps. While many who have actually seen this illustrious entity, will tell you that he is actually just a man in a well woven lizard costume, there are some who will insist that he is indeed one of the lizard kin.
Ferdinand Gayarwhada, Minister of Education and Culture. Even if he isn't related to the Kanzler, he was still the man who contributed most to her electoral campaign, financially speaking. Another shining beacon for the chancellor's gratitude, and as such an example for the whole nation!
Ayya Sehrtot, Ministry of Science and Technology. The first view makes it all clear: Ayya needs to be Minister to change her appearance. This becomes even more clear when she is standing next to the chancellor. But with that much personal incentive to do her job, nothing will go wrong in her ministry, that's for sure!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061220152550/particracy/images/b/b0/Aud.jpgAyya in an interview. In order not to increase the already problematic heart attack rate of our readers, we can only provide a link.Ottokar Blutaxt, Minister of Food and Agriculture. Ottokar Blutaxt is a very silent man. That is not as surprising, if you know that his tongue had been cut out by the sect of extremist Gerajans he currently belongs to. He also has 195 different tattoos, and is pierced in ways a-plenty. He has lived most of his life sitting on a 2 foot high stone pillar and staring into the sun, a practice that has rendered him completely blind.
Julia Malayada Iniasurburayawadan, Minister of Environment and Tourism. Many stories are out there about Julia Iniasurburayawadan, especially about her night-life. Many will call her a vamp, but only the supersticious go as far as to call her a vampire, and they quickly die of blood drainage or a similar disease. Due to her personal radiation, it seems unable to take a picture of her, but our readers can rest assured, that she is indeed something to feast one's eyes on.
Faizal ibn Mukkhaddin, Minister of Trade and Industry. Faizal comes from a grand family of Al-Badaran traders and merchants, and is very rich. Some would even tell you that he has dabbled with the black arts and become a powerful sorcerer, but in order to find such people, you have to venture into the next mental asylum. Outside of them, everybody seems to have taken to the charismatic figure, with his black hooded cloak and the crooked nose lurking under it.