The Mouth of Valruzia (MoV) - February 22nd, 3275
BREAKING NEWS: Former Emperor Henryk I Passes Away
Story By: Marcin Heder, Columnist
-Białograd, Wielkowalruzja
The former Emperor of the former Valruzian Empire has passed away due to health complications while on retirement in Gaduridos. The monarch fled Valruzia after a string of protests and riots engulfed the nation as a result of a revolutionary new government's agenda, seeking political asylum and refugee status in Gaduridos. He was discovered unconscious in his seaside villa on the southern tip of Marligantos 2 days ago, and was immediately rushed to Azban General Hospital, where he was declared comatose and admitted into the Intensive Care Unit. After 72 hours, he was declared deceased due to sudden cardiac arrest. Foul play has been ruled out as the cause of death. A further toxicology examination showed that he had been taking a nootropic drug named NZT-48, an experimental psycho-stimulant that increases neural capacity and streamlines synaptic function. It is suggested that that it may be the cause of the incident.
The Emperor's body will be flown home tomorrow, and a funereal service will be held in Białograd the following day. The 24th of February will be declared a national day of mourning.
Emperor Henryk I, you will be sorely missed.