Kizenia and New Endralon

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The following piece is reproduced from
The Kizenian Worker
On The Brink Of Collapse
Stefan issues statement after his cabinet once again enters civil war
Cetatea Albă, Tilarnia
14 January 4113

Following the outrage of the Finance Minister and threats by the New Endralonian People's Party to bring down his government, the President of the Confederation Nic Stefan has issued a public statement, urging a calm and level headed approach.

I understand that there has been miscommunication between certain members of the cabinet and, undoubtedly, this is regrettable. However, that said, the answer is not to bring down the government which we have spent an age trying to put together! I ask the Finance Minister, Henrik Hunyad and the rest of the NEPP to keep their heads, retain a considered outlook and see the term out. We have managed to complete three-quarters of this session, there is no reason we finish it completely. The Confederation needs proper and stable government, not ministers who will resign at the drop of a hat.

While the President remained diplomatic, others in the Social Democratic Party were less so. Notorious PSD backbencher Katarina Sárközi was quoted describing the situation as 'a fucking nightmare' and the Minister of Finance as a 'turdmonkey'. Although, she will likely be sanctioned if the comments are proven to have come from her, Miss Sárközi represents the wider feeling in the PSD that the New Endralonian Peoples Party had been planning to betray the government all along and that the Finance Minister's predecessor was right to describe governing with the party as a mistake. All of this creates a difficult situation for those, like Head of Strategy Ike Taro, who were extremely critical of Artur Voicu and Ionatan Groza when they resigned in protest at the actions of the NEPP.

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Mironescu: "time for the rise of the right"
National Conservatives aim for a broad-right alliance with coalition crisis.


Leader Flavius Mironescu of the National Conservatives claims the "clock is ticking" for the left-right coalition.

January 6, 4113 - With the government coalition in disarray it seems that the conservative right is strengthening with every passing minute. Leader Mironescu announced, amidst the flashes of news about coalition troubles, that with the next elections the National Conservatives will support the People's Party for the presidential elections. Mironescu stated that "with the left in disarray and the coalition in shambles it is time for the right to rise, the clock is ticking for that unholy alliance that governs our nation, the People's Party is tired of the leftist concessions they have to make, hear me brothers when I say that soon, very soon, the right will truly rise and proper nationalists and conservatives will govern this nation!". The Leader's bombastic speech made a great impact at the party gathering. Mironescu also promised to make himself stronger for a more independent Kizenian state, stating that "Kizenians are the largest demographic within the nation, arguably we deserve our own rights and privileges, those that our culture demand", when asked about some allegations towards Ionescu about a far right reptilian group he commented that "I do not see Constantin starting such a group, he has always been a man of democracy and parliamentary action, not public assault".

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Constantin Ionescu publishes book about reptilians
Former Leader of the National Conservatives unveils "full reveal of the global conspiracy"


Ionescu, who is currently a backbencher for the National Conservatives, at the unveiling of his new book The Reptilian Truth.

January 10, 4113 - The former Leader of the National Conservatives, Constantin Ionescu, best known for accusing President Stefan of being a reptilian and then being couped by his deputy Mironescu has returned to the spotlight. The retired General has laid low for the past year, diligently fulfilling his duties as a National Conservative backbencher, but has now stepped forward in unveiling his very own book called The Reptilian Truth. With this book Ionescu hopes to raise public awareness about the "global reptilian conspiracy that is present within the Confederation and all across the globe". Ionescu maintains that globalism and reptilian overlords are a true thing and that people should be careful. The book has several chapters on world famous politicians, with the first one obviously being about President Stefan. Ionescu also wrote about the upcoming Security Council where he advocates that the Confederation should abstain from participating in it, citing it is a dangerous tool in the globalist game and that whoever will be chosen as the General Secretary is, without a doubt, a reptilian or a globalist puppet. After the initial unveiling Ionescu stuck around to sign copies of the book and encouraged people to "spread the word by all means necessary". He also refused to condemn the reptilian hooligans that assaulted a vegetarian restaurant claiming that "those brave anti-reptilians did whatever they could to spread the word and show the reptilian globalists that we wont just sit back and be controlled, their mind control tricks don't work on all of us, no sir, they do not." The leadership of the National Conservatives was unwilling to comment on the unveil of Ionescu's book though one high-ranking party member did mention that they were "unaware of Ionescu's book deal".

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Agrarians Announce Support For Left Faction Candidate
February 26, 4113

In a shock move, the National Agrarian Party 's leader Chairman Ion Bosianu has announced that his party will support the presidential candidate of the Left Faction. The newly founded rural-based party has expressed its dismay at preferred ally the NEPP's "continued support for the poison that is free trade" which Bosianu has called a "genocidal and destructive policy - the worst kind of self-cannibalism." Bosianu said he was well aware of the vast number of differences between his party and the Left Faction's.

It is true that our parties have very different views on issues such as morality and the general role of the state. However we must ask ourselves, is it the left's gay agenda which threatens the livelihood of rural communities or the right's fairytale approach with regards to the damage that demonic free trade does to our communities? Now I don't appreciate the gay-feminist agenda anymore than anyone else here but we are dying of hunger here as cheap Dovani cr*p floods our economy and the right continue to nod like brainless geckos accepting these sorry developments. We founded this movement to defend the rural communities and in this case, this is the only way possible. It's a question of survival.

We are prepared to work with any party so long as it has some love for the the confederation's agrarian sons. We don't ask for much, just a tiny 250% tariff on all imported foods and the creation of a program to support struggling farms through public subsidies. Don't you want your food producers to live a minimally decent life?

The decision divided the party's national delegates at a special convention held in Trei Râuri,Kutohaderia . It was narrowly passed with a vote of 309 to 281. Many on the party's right virulently rejected the decision. It had been rumoured earlier that the party was leaning to the NEPP and on the brink of endorsing its candidate and many Agrarians felt that would have been a more 'natural' fit. It remains to be seen just how many of the party's supporters will follow Bosianu in his controversial endorsement in what will be the party's all important and first electoral test.

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NEPP Support PSD Foreign Minister in Free Trade Agreement
The NEPP support the PSD in its attempt to create a Terra wide trade agreement.

March 3, 4113

The NEPP has responded that although the future of the cabinet is uncertain, the NEPP will support the massive free trade agreement made by the PSD minister for foreign affairs.

Henrik Hunyad, leader of the NEPP said the following in an interview: "Look, yes the cabinet members are divided on alot of things and we are tired of the concessions as much as they are. But we support free trade. Our goods can and must flow to the far corners of the globe.".

Minister of Defense Offer HTC Major Contract
Minister of Defense and Minister of Trade and Industry propose major contract for the Hutorian Corporation HTC.

March 4, 4113

Minister Lakatos of Defense has offered the Hutorian HTC a major contract to design new Fighter Jets and overhaul the entire communication systems in the Confederal Army.

The NEPP minister said that previous deals with the HTC were always good and that this deal will bring jobs and wealth to the country. The contract specificly states that all jets and parts must be made within the Confederation. .

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Forradalmár
The Revolutionary - Gazette of the Left Faction

'Conciliatory government' will collapse, says BF leadership, 'government of the people' likely
April 4113

The "conciliatory government" of the Partidul Social Democrat (PSD), New Endralonian People's Party (NEPP), and the Uniunea Hosia Democrată (UHD), composed by embattled PDL Președinte Nic Stefan, "will collapse," according to Comrade Zsombor Szarvas of the Baloldali Frakció (BF).

Stefan has "lost control of his despicable allies," said Comrade Zsombor in a statement released to BF supporters this morning. "The neo-liberals care for nothing but profit, and they have torn themselves to shreds, in disarray over petty turf wars between ministers, putting the needs of the people behind the needs of their parties."

"A government of the people shall rise this election," said Comrade Zsombor, "led by the BF and comprised of those whom Stefan and his neo-liberal friends fear - the Partidul Național Agrar, the Archeofuturists. This new coalition shall be based around the principles of progress for the people, for the worker and the farmer. We shall roll back the disgusting and damaging 'free trade' agreements of the neo-liberals, we shall limit the power of the banks and the mega-corporations, we shall re-nationalize industries that the NEPP and its shills in the PDL have re-privatized, and we shall free the hands of our scientists, who shall not be denied by the constraints of small-minded bourgeois capitalism, to seek progress of humanity through technological innovation."

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May 4113
by Natalia Vladu

Minority government to "hopefully continue until next election"

Despite the withdrawal of the New Endralonian People's Party from the coalition, Minister of Health Matsuo Kinnojo has told the press he "expects the government to continue as a minority government, hopefully until the date the next election is due, in January 4114". He added "we have a responsibility to provide this country with stable government, and it would not be right to just walk away and leave the administration of this country rudderless".

Csatár Attila set to lose immunity from prosecution

Disgraced former Freedom Front leader Csatár Attila is on the verge of being stripped of his parliamentary legal immunity from prosecution, preparing the way for him to be tried and possibly even sentenced to prison. Minister of Justice and Hosian Democratic Union (HDU) chairman Lucian Petrescu said it was "essential for justice to be done and seen to be done" and that "politicians who commit serious crimes should face the same consequences for their actions as anyone else".

"Politicians must start listening to the countryside," warns Petrescu

Lucian Petrescu has delivered a speech in a rural area in eastern Endrafold warning "there is a worrying gap in communication and in perception between those living in rural countryside areas and the politicians - especially those at central government level, but actually throughout the whole system as well". He acknowledged his own party "needs to do much, much more to connect with these people". In practical terms, he called for subsidies to ensure rural areas are provided with a decent level of transport, postal services and internet provision, "targeted support" for struggling farmers and "tariffs in certain areas, to make sure our farmers are not driven out of business by unfair and unethical competition from abroad". He appealed to rural voters to "support the HDU, since we are a party that will listen to you", but recognised the "growing rise" of the National Agrarian Party, describing them as "a legitimate movement we are more than willing to work with in order to accomplish shared objectives".

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May 4113
by Natalia Vladu

Shaman begs Ionescu to solve Istapalian reptile crisis


Tlaco Necahual

The revered Istapalian shaman, Tlaco Necahual, a senior religious figure with considerable political influence in the Federal Republic of Istapali, has written a letter to Constantin Ionescu, pleading with him to "come to our aid and help us deal with our reptile problem before it overwhelms us".


Sketch by an eyewitness of Centeyotl, the legendary Istapalian reptile god

The letter, which was somehow leaked to the press, explains that "the great reptile god Centeyotl is angry with us and has been going around eating people, killing our livestock, blighting our crops and cursing our women so they miscarry babies", even claiming "hundreds of people have seen Centeyotl in action, and on one occasion, 20 eyewitnesses saw him swoop down from the sky, eat a man and then fly off again".

"We fear Centeyotl is angry with us because we have not sacrificed humans to him for many, many years, because the last time we did that there was a lot of hassle, with the rich countries cutting off our aid money and imposing trade sanctions on us. Now we only sacrifice cows and lambs to him, and burn a few crops in his honour, but that doesn't seem to be enough. He's fuming angry and he's attacking us and we don't know what to do. We urgently need your help. We know you are a Wise Man who knows this subject very well, and so we are begging you to come to our country and help us deal with these terrible goings-on."

It is not yet known how Constantin Ionescu will respond to this call for help. Necahual is thought to be particularly keen for the reptile attacks to stop soon, because a disproportionate number of the victims have been shamans. According to reports, Istapalians believe Centeyotl is especially angry with shamans at the moment, because he holds them responsible for not performing the proper ritual sacrifices.

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Ionescu swears to "aid in battle against reptilians"
Hundreds of copies of The Reptilian Truth sent to Istapalia.


Constantin Ionescu, MP and author of The Reptilian Truth, announcing his Anti-Reptilians For Istapalia project.

June 2, 4113 - The controversial political figure and known believer of the reptilian conspiracy Constantin Ionescu has responded to the rather surprising call of aid from the Federal Republic of Istapalia. A few days ago the story broke that shaman Tlaco Necahual wrote a personal letter to Ionescu requesting his aid in the increasing crisis with the active "reptile problem" in Istapalia. According to the shaman people are disappearing and their reptile god Centeyotl is tormenting the Istapalian people supposedly to punish them for their lack of faith and their failing to adhere to the proper spiritual rites. Ionescu's book The Reptilian Truth has a few paragraphs about Centeyotl in the chapter called "Religious Mind Control" where the politician describes how the Istapalian religion is a field experiment of the reptilians to test how susceptible people are to mind control in the form of a religion. Hail Kizenia can not comment if any of the material written by mister Ionescu contains any truth, we leave that up to the reader. Ionescu himself however remains convinced of his own convictions and personally founded the Anti-Reptilians For Istapalia organization. The organization is asking for donations to gather more research on the Istapalian reptilian god so that a way can be found to get rid of him. The first donations however have been used to ship 250 copies of The Reptilian Truth to Istapalia and Ionescu also announced he has hired an Istapalian translator to help him with the first international translation of the book outside of Kizenian, Zyldavian and Luthorian. As a closing statement Ionescu added the following advice for the Istapalian people: "trust only yourself and your own instinct, let no reptilian control your mind with their tricks, arm yourself and defend yourself, because what is happening right now is that the reptilians are murdering you, your friends and your family and claiming that it is because they are gods! Well they are no gods, they are merely aliens come from another universe to control our planet, they are just as mortal as us so take a gun and shoot them! Let go of your religion, it is reptilian mind control propaganda! Instead, accept Eliyahu as your Lord and Saviour, then God can protect you against the reptilians, the globalists and any other threats!"