Kizenia and New Endralon

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Enlightened Media Reports


Alexandru Bausescu to Visit Droneland ,Promises to Rid Them of Hallucinogenic Drugs


Our Enlightened Leader will pay a visit to those Dranish,One-Dimensional Drones,who have finally seen a light and invited his Emancipated Greatness to help free the Dranish people from being force-fed Hallucinogenic Drugs put in their Nescafe,milk and coffee while they were not looking.On a related matter,Alexandru Bausescu stated that his polling was conducted fairly and legally,only excluding those who were against him and his party,because "Who cares what they think,they're too busy being Homophobic,Cow Screwing Bastards to take part in a national poll."

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Enlightened Media Reports


Bausescu Visits Droneland,Comes Down With "Drone Fever"


Alexandru Bausescu visited Droneland today,and,just as he expected,it was the most boring and stagnant trip he has taken since he traveled to the cat burning festival in Jamaza,Kafuristan.He was on a Government-Guided tour,kept away from the desperate Dranish people,who must have been drugged before his visit.To make things even worse,his Government Drone Tour Guide,Digby Monmouth,was the most self-centered,egotistical megalomaniac he has encountered since a visit to meet his daughter's fiance.Bausescu has also come down with Drone Fever,an illness many visitors to Droneland contract after speaking with tour guides.Once on the plane back home,Bausescu was heard saying "Oh,Jalal Al-e-Ahmad,guide me from this Shithole known as Dranland!."

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New Endralon gears up for war!



The New Endralonian government has asked the great and glorious senate of the free and democratic Federal Republic of New Endralon to support the Deltarians. The Deltarians have been attacked, hurt and innocent blood has been spilled thanks to the enemy.

We asked President Farragius what he had to say:

''We must never forget the struggles that the Kizenians, Kuzaki, Zyldavs have gone through to estalish the land of the free, the home of bold and the nest of the New Pelicans. New Endralon will not allow treaty breakers, fascists and rebels tear the international peace and prosperity to pieces. We shall, if the Senate consents, burn their resistance and restore order. New Endralon is strong, lets share our strength''

- George Farragius - President of the Federal Republic.

Afterwards we asked a reaction on the Mordusian issue:

''The Mordusians are traitors, they should have remained neutral as the treaty said. They are sending troops, issueing an embargo and fund the rebel side. This is dark and against international law. We are withdrawing from the treaty and hope to force Mordusian into neutralicy.''

- George Farragius - President of the Federal Republic.



In other news, the Presidential and the General elections of the Federal Republic will be held soon, the Zyldavian Times will cover the results and the outcome. Stay tuned.

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New Endralon warns Jelbania

Minister of Foreign Affairs Wilhelm Balgson has issued the following warning towards the Jelbanian government:

''The Jelbanian government should sieze its ultimatum and join the side of good and just. Deltaria doesnt have childeren fighting, this is propaganda from the opposition who wish to cover the fact that they rape woman, shoot childeren and cover it up by saying that they ''liberate slaves'' and see ''childeren fighting''. These are lies. Deltaria is fighting its best it can. And if you wish for peace to exist both parties should be forced to stop. Let me make this very clear, if New Endralon enters this conflict we WILL come to the border of Jelbania and Deltaria and force the Jelbanians to respect the legitimacy of the war of Deltaria. Either they withdraw the ultimatum or we will come in force. Hail New Endralon''

The words are clear and direct, it is almost a fact that New Endralon will join the conflict.

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Peace!

Although it came as a suprise the Deltarians and the Zardics have agreed to a peace treaty. The New Endralonians are happy with this. Although the President wished for the unconditional surrender he says:

This peace gives way for diplomacy, economics and freedom to all peoples. We asked Deltaria to hold a meeting or summit to discuss politics, economics and military sercurity of both countries

The President has announced that New Endralon will not change its attitude towards Mordussia and when we asked if he would join the new Pact he awnsered:

Not in a billion years would we sign a treaty with those people

The government is to hold a meeting on what to do next with the military and how to return the nation back into its normal state.

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Socialist Landslide!

The elections are just over and everyone in the government is in schock, the Kizenian socialists have won a landslide victory with 52% of the votes leaving the coalition in the opposition bench. The plans of the future are uncertained and the former leader of the New Endralonian People's Party has taken the blame, he is replaced by William van Lücbrük who said;

Its democracy, we lost. Our failed attempt to go to war and our too conservative and restrictive policies affected our loss. I vow to win the electorate back and create a more progressive New Endralon, we are still the second party

In other news, the the Kizenian socialists didnt participate in the Presidential elections and sitting President George Farragius has been re-elected for a 4th term, we asked him to comment on this remarable event:

This is a great feeling for me, it validates my actions and plans, although the government will have a different party and different people I shall do my best to serve my people! New Endralon is for ALL people, Kizenian, Zyldavs and Kuzaki! I wish the Kizenian Socialists the best of luck, congratulations

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By governmental decree, this newspaper will not longer represent the voice of the government of Kizenia.

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Victory for the Kizenian people!

The Kizenian people have finally managed to get power back from the Zyldavian minority rule, which established an apartheid regime in Kizenia, whose official name was unlawfully changed to "Nieuw Endralon". The colonialists and the imperialists have suffered a major defeat which was never expected, nor by them and neither by the representatives of the Kizenian people, who expected elections to be conducted in a fraudulent way.

Prime Minister Șimină has already started working on rebuilding what the imperialists have destroyed in the last 20 years. It is expected that Kizenia will see an economic rise of at least 15% in the next year, while the standards of living for the impoverished Kizenians will return to their 3489 levels.

Prime Minister Șimină has also responded with laughter to a statement by the Egelion Ministry of Foreign Affairs which threatened Kizenia with war, by saying: "These imperialists really think we care about them? They can declare war as much as they want, we don't care about them and their wars. Kizenia is going back to being rich and isolated.

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Official statement from the Government

Released by Prime Minister Șimină in August 3510, on behalf of the Republic of Kizenia

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Salutations and greetings,

Dear friends and citizens of the world's countries,

The people of Kizenia have finally defeated the apartheid and the racism promoted by the coalition between the New Endralonian People's Party and the Zyldavian Nationalist Party. These parties, formed by crypto-fascists, have proves their evilness when they started segregating the Kizenian majority, which forms more than 70% of the country's citizens, and imposed a Zyldav minority rule.

The President of Kizenia, who is a terrorist, is protected by law and we cannot prosecute him for his warcrimes. However, at the next elections we hope that these unfortunate events, which barred us from having a presidential candidate, will not repeat, and that criminal Farragius will be sentenced for life.

Now we can only look further to start rebuilding this country, whose economy crushed after these fascists came to power.

Do not listen to fascists, listen to the people.

Prime Minister of the Republic of Kizenia
Cornelia Șimină MP, Leader of the KLS

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By governmental decree, this newspaper will not longer represent the voice of the government of Kizenia.

((OOC: You do know I am still the president right?))