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"Proud to be a Kizenian woman!" - LNC Propaganda Campaign Urges New Endralonian Women to "Decolonize Minds", Prostitute ThemselvesGabriella Ginbár-Piftie has emerged as a spokeswoman for the Kizenian National Legion's "Mândră că sunt chizâncă!" ("Proud to be a Kizenian woman!") campaign, targeted at women in the Republic of New Endralon.CNEKK -- The Kizenian National Legion has initiated a new campaign aimed at convincing citizens in the Republic of New Endralon to reject their New Endralonian identity and start identifying as Kizenians. The face of the campaign is Gabriella Ginbár-Piftie, a Faithful Legionary (i.e. member of the Legionary Faith movement). She is married to Florin Piftie, a sub-commander in the Balmoxis Battalion, the paramilitary organization affiliated with the National Legion. A prominent female leader is a first for the male-dominated National Legion.
Citizens in the Republic of New Endralon began to be bombarded with television and online advertisements this month. The ads, which feature Ms. Ginbár-Piftie, urge New Endralonians to "decolonize [their] minds".
"When the evil empire of Endralon invaded our sacred homeland, Kizenia, in the 18th century," Ms. Ginbár-Piftie narrates as actors portraying a reenactment of the colonial period are shown, "the indigenous Kizenian people were forced to give up their cultural identity and adopt the barbaric norms of the Endralonian colonial overlords. The House of Syldavia forced our ancestors to call themselves 'New Endralonians' and severely tortured all those who dared to speak their mother tongue, Kizenian."
The ad concludes with Ms. Ginbár-Piftie stating, "New Endralonian identity is fake. We are Kizenians. Only the Kizenian National Legion is defending our blood, while the Corrupt Confederacy continues to falsify history and keep us ignorant. Enough is enough! If you are a proud Kizenian woman like me, who was lied to throughout her life and told she was a so-called 'New Endralonian', you must liberate your mind and join the Legionary Sexual Service Division! You will be protected by a brave and handsome member of the Balmoxis Battalion. The Kizenian National Legion is pushing for the recognition of polyamorous marriages, a traditional Kizenian form of marriage. Balmoxis-willing, we will decolonize our minds!"
The Legionary Sexual Service Division (LSSD) is a state-owned corporation affiliated with the Kizenian National Legion's Balmoxis Battalion which legally has a monopoly on all prostitution, or "sex work", in CNEKK. Members of the Balmoxis Battalion have recently become a chorus renewing the decades-old Legionary demand for the legal recognition of polygamous marriages, as it is reported that numerous Balmoxis Battalion Legionary commanders and sub-commanders have contracted marriages with sex workers since the creation of the Legionary Sexual Service Division, while continuing to practice de facto polygamy by forming relations with all of the sex workers under their "protection".
The historical allegations made in the ads by Ms. Ginbar-Piftie are sustained by bio-cultural anthropologist and geneticist researcher Mircea Extremadreaptolescu, PhD., who sustains that most New Endralonians are in fact descended from indigenous Kizenians who were subjected to forced assimilation measures during the period in which the Endralonian colonial empire dominated what is now CNEKK. (See: "Conference on Kizenian Genetics and History Organized at University of Cetatea Albă", Sept. 4472,
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