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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby cm9777 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:15 am

Representatives of Major Parties to meet in Rklemjistad Summit
January 4422

The end of the Jelbanian Conflict and the region's reunification seems to be forseeable now that a ceasefire is now in effect. Deltarian, Vanukean, Katonid and Northern Khaganate represenatatives will meet with the delegation from the Free Republic to formally establish a working peace in the region. Rumours are that plans are being drawn up for a decentralised but unified Jelbanian state with certain negotiative terms to satisfy all parties.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby cm9777 » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:09 am

Peace At Last in Jelbania
January 4425

After the success of the Rklemjistad Summit, Jelbania is finally completing its reunification as a Confederation. Under the terms of the agreement, the current Katonid Khanate would become a special economic and political zone which will permit the area to have significant Deltarian influence. The same system would be implemented in the current Northern Khaganate for Vanuku. The Tribal Leaders who recognise the new confederation and its sovereignty over all Jelbanian lands will be allowed to remain with significant autonomy. Tribal leaders who do not, will be dealt with by a joint military mission. The Free Republic will be considered the senior authority within this confederation and will have direct authority over the blast zone of the nuclear strike. Foreign troops will have five years to leave Jelbanian territory for good and the special economic and political zones will remain demilitarised for a period of 20 years.

Hardliners and critics have blasted the concessions made to foreign powers and tribes but the majority of society seems to be satisfied that peace has been achieved and the steppe will be united once again. Supporters of the treaty have also pointed out the reconstruction aid that will be given to rebuild damaged areas and the fact that the foreign powers are far too strong to be challenged directly with the steppe in such disarray.


Free Republic to Invite Cildanian Royal as advisor
January 4425

The new President of the Free Republic Shlajkai Grzkaisrmko Mrthotrjrzajad has decided to try and right the wrongs of the previous decades of Jelbanian history. Under the Jeztri clan, there were attempts to forcefully relocate many city dwellers to the countryside. Such an action led to uprisings among the more liberal constituents and arguably led to Jelbania's division and foreign exploitation. However, the new president also understands that returning to industrialization and capitalism will be unpopular as many felt left behind under the "Wolf Economy" while a wealthier class of elites and city dwellers prospered. Mrthotrjrzajad has decided to invite Peppi Lavièra, a nephew of Cildanian King Aiden I. It is understood that he is an advent believer in an ideology known as "Haukism" which advocates for an emphasis on an agricultural economy. Peppi will be consulting the authorities of the free republic on how to develop such an economy so the rural citizenry will not be left behind but to also ensure that Jelbania can keep up with other world economies that are more industry or service based.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby cm9777 » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:04 am

Jelbania to Reform into Agricultural Economy based on Haukism
July 4425

Following the arrival of a Cildanian Royal, the first steps are being taken to reform the Jelbanian Economy into one with an agricultural base. The reforms will only be implemented within the areas under direct authority of the FRJ however President of the Free Republic Shlajkai Grzkaisrmko Mrthotrjrzajad has invited the special economic and political zones to participate if they see fit. Instead of forcefully sending city dwellers to the countryside, there will be exchange programs available at education institutions to go out into the rural areas and learn to farm. On top of this those who participate in urban farming will be eligible for farming subsidies along the same lines of rural farmers. The Government of the Free Republic has also decided to bring in foreign scientists to introduce genetically modified food into production. It is hoped that by modifying the DNA of crops and animals to be disease resistant and to yield more that rural Jelbek farmers will be able to provide for themselves and make a profit selling excess crops to the cities and to other countries. Cooperatives will also receive significant subsidization in a bid to encourage cooperation between rural farmers and the distributors who will live in urban areas and sell the excess produce. Another piece of policy that is bound to satisfy the rural Jelbeks is that much of the lands in the FRJ are unowned due to the devastation brought by conflict between Deltarian and Vanukean forces. Peppi Lavièra, the Cildanian Royal spearheading many of the ideas, will be given a position in which he will be allocating this unclaimed land to the farmers and will organize a cleanup to ensure areas can be farmed. Due to steppe culture of the Jelbek people, this likely won't be very difficult as most farming is done via domesticated animals and there is not much need to ensure the land is fertile to plant crops. With Jelbanian entry into the MUN and the subsequent open market, fears that an overproduction of crops would lead to a drop in demand have been alleviated for the time being.

The basic idea of the new economic footprint is as follows.

-Genetic Modification of livestock/crops to boost yields in the countryside

-Urban and rural Farms being subsidized

-Government grants to form farming cooperatives between Rural Producers and Urban distributors

-Sale of excess production within Jelbania and to other nations (mainly within the MUN)
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby cm9777 » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:16 pm

Jeztri Khagan Leads Resistance In Mountains

May 4426

Following the Restoration of Order Missions Undertaken by Vanukean and Deltarian Forces, many of the rebellious tribes have agreed to submit to the authority of the newly unified Jelbania. Some tribes were put down violently while many were also persuaded with bribes and diplomacy to lay down their arms. With the situation untenable, the forces of the Jeztri Khagan have fled into the mountainous regions around Khan Tanhri, the volcano whose eruption arguably ended the war. Due to the rough terrain and the fierce loyalty of his supporters, it is likely that they will strike whatever they can wherever they can against the new order and will be difficult to deal with. However, due to the remote location of this region, it is unlikely to have much of an effect on the reconstruction of Jelbania.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby House Spencer » Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:53 pm

House Spencer says...

Jelbania's lazy, greedy backwards farmers should stop sponging off the state and get themselves a real job.

They are leeches on society and are dragging the country down, but their dictatorship will not last forever. House Spencer offers Jelbania a better future. Join us today. Together we can build a new Jelbania.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby House Spencer » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:10 pm

House Spencer says...

Jelbania needs elections more than once every 12 years, and the Opposition should not be banned from making more than 7 proposals a year. The farmers are hoarding all the power to themselves.

Because of them, Jelbania is a shithole.

The punishment for adultery is execution. "Blasphemy" carries a prison sentence. There are no limits on pollution. Abortion is banned. Gays are banned. Women can't work and the national sport is "girl chasing". There is no welfare for the poor. Our hard earned taxes are squandered on subsidising farmers. Endangered animals are hunted for fun. By farmers. Our national leader is a dictator. And a farmer.

Farmers. The fucking farmers. Everything is shit because of who they are and what they do. The only people they care about are farmers, not any of us.

For a better future, join House Spencer today.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby House Spencer » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:20 pm

House Spencer says...

Support the early election motion you bullying, cheating, whale murdering, animal torturing farmers. Unless you show the rest of us in this country some respect, when we get in we are going to end your cushy privileges and send you down the mines.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby cm9777 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:41 pm

Purple Movement Condemns House Spencer

President of the Free Republic Shlajkai Grzkaisrmko Mrthotrjrzajad has condemned the new political faction run by House Spencer. He described their policies as anti-common folk and designed for rich decadent capitalists. He also rejected the calls for an early election stating that
The people have given us a mandate for six years. We will not call one early just to give some corrupt mining magnet a chance to take power and in their own words send us down the mines. We must stand with our farmers and stop House Spencer at all costs
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby cm9777 » Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:07 am

Jelbanian Economies Hit Hard by Istalian Stock Market Crash
August 4428

The Stock Exchanges in the Southern Khanate and Northern Khaganate have suffered a significant decline as foreign investors sold their shares anticipating the spread of the Istalian stock market crash. The Katonagrad/Baofluz stock exchange suffered an average loss of 3% on the average share price while stock exchanges in the Northern Khaganate suffered similar losses. With foreign capital drying up for the moment, it appears that much of the Jelbanian economy is in dire straits. The Free Republic has also experienced significant losses within its main Rkjelmstad stock exchange albeit not as much as other areas. The agrarian focused economy has generally reduced the potential effect that Black Thursday. However, it remains to be seen if this will remain in the long term as much of the Free Republic's revenue now comes from agricultural exports. There are fears that Majatran nations will look inwards and stop buying Jelbanian agricultural products which would lead to their overabundance and almost certainly a deathblow to the post-war Farmers Economy.
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