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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby House Spencer » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:50 pm

House Spencer says...

Black Thursday was a direct result of the over-excitability and immaturity of the Istalian national character. All that panicking, all that screaming, all that waving of arms in the air, all that emotionalising - no wonder they crashed the stock market. Damned Istalians. Damned idiots.

House Spencer demands Istalia compensates Jelbania for the disruption they caused our economy. Reparations must be paid. If the Purple Party will not stand up for this country's interests, then the next House Spencer government will. We will bring the Istalians to heel and make them pay up, using all means at our disposal.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby House Spencer » Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:03 pm

House Spencer says...

Vanuku and Deltaria fuck off out of our country. We want to be a sovereign and unified nation once again and we will not tolerate being divided and exploited by foreign powers. When House Spencer comes to power we will requisition all of your assets in Jelbania, then round up all your citizens here and make them work down the mines for the greater betterment of the Jelbanian people.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby CCP » Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:58 pm

Foreign Investment Yields Postwar Recovery 'but this is not a Lasting Peace' says Expert (@22:25, @25:30)

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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby Axxell » Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:22 pm

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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby House Spencer » Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:21 pm

House Spencer says...

House Spencer has won a landslide victory in the national election, winning majorities in all regions.

Jelbania is now a unified republic with a national parliament in full control of both domestic and foreign policy. We are a united nation once more.

All foreign troops have been peacefully escorted out of the country.

In victory we will be magnanimous. No harm will come to citizens of Vanuku and Deltaria who are living here. They may continue to live here and to retain their assets so long as they honour and respect the nation of Jelbania and her people. We are also changing the law to allow them to hold multiple citizenship here.

Our first priority is to restore the basic civil liberties which previous governments swept away. Longer-term we plan to rebuild and modernise our economy.

Let the message go out to the world that Jelbanian citizens will have their rights and we as a people will not allow our nation to be the playground of foreign nations who want to oppress and exploit us.

We seek peaceful and constructive relations with our neighbours and the rest of the world. However, we will not brook colonialist and neo-colonialist attitudes. The days when this country could be bullied and shoved around are OVER.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby Polites » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:45 pm

House Spencer wrote:House Spencer says...

House Spencer has won a landslide victory in the national election, winning majorities in all regions.

Jelbania is now a unified republic with a national parliament in full control of both domestic and foreign policy. We are a united nation once more.

All foreign troops have been peacefully escorted out of the country.

In victory we will be magnanimous. No harm will come to citizens of Vanuku and Deltaria who are living here. They may continue to live here and to retain their assets so long as they honour and respect the nation of Jelbania and her people. We are also changing the law to allow them to hold multiple citizenship here.

Our first priority is to restore the basic civil liberties which previous governments swept away. Longer-term we plan to rebuild and modernise our economy.

Let the message go out to the world that Jelbanian citizens will have their rights and we as a people will not allow our nation to be the playground of foreign nations who want to oppress and exploit us.

We seek peaceful and constructive relations with our neighbours and the rest of the world. However, we will not brook colonialist and neo-colonialist attitudes. The days when this country could be bullied and shoved around are OVER.


This last post in Jelbania's national newspaper, particularly aspects relating to foreign troops on Jelbania's soil, has been judged invalid by Moderation as violating several game rules governing national and international RP, particularly rule 6.b., 6.c., 6.d., and 6.e. As a consequence the RP in this post has been declared invalid.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby Maxington » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:57 pm

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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby cm9777 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:12 pm

Deltarian Troops Return to Southern Khanate

January 4432

Following the New Jelbanian Government’s rhetoric on the Peace Agreement and the MUN, 2 Deltarian Infantry and 1 Mechanised division crossed the border to reoccupy the Southern Khanate. This follows the Vanukean troops in the North doing the same. It is understood that Deltarian troops are there to safeguard the agreement and will only leave if its continued survival is assured or if all parties agree to an amended agreement.
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Re: Jelbék Prsakijsrlji Lrn (The Jelbanian Purple Stripe)

Postby Reddy » Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:40 pm

The End of the Purple Revolution?
Conservatives Return to Power
September 4433

Following 15 years of revolutionary chaos, Jelbek conservatives have gained an opportunity to "restore order" in the troubled and recently reunited country. A tripartite alliance of three Jelbek confederal states, the Purple Stripe Movement won elections and has promised to rejig the Constitution and work on restoring harmonious relations with Jelbania's two powerful neighbours, Vanuku and Deltaria.

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Former diplomat Noh Jlasmrko Jatr won the presidential election. The 60 year old nobleman has previously served as Ambassador to Istalia (4425-4432) and was quietly endorsed by the three potentates in the confederal state, the young Nrjlkai Khagan in the Northern Khaganate, Milos Rkle, the long serving President of the Free Republic and Janus Katona, the Southern Khan. The three have tired of the revolutionary instability which they blame largely on the unprecedented universal suffrage experiment which has led to the election of all sorts of extremist and kooky governments.
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