March 4296People's Orchestra voted out of Dorvik's Got TalentCommunist outrage at judge's rude commentsCondemnation motion put before parliamentLast year, the Schlandseruck City Orchestra emerged as the surprise winners of the wildly popular
Dorvik's Got Talent television show, where wannabe showbiz superstars compete for the votes of viewers.
Then the orchestra was infiltrated by and taken over by communists. A number of radical changes were made, including renaming it "the People's Orchestra", taking all decisions by a majority vote of the entire orchestra, paying all of the orchestra members the same regardless of their experience or expertise, and abolishing the role of conductor.
There were a lot of arguments within the orchestra, with many of the original orchestra members becoming disillusioned and leaving.
Later on, further problems developed due to the organisers incorporating communist refugees from foreign countries into the orchestra, especially from Dalibor. Unfortunately, it turned out these musicians could not speak Dorvish, which made communication difficult. Worse, it turned out that they could not play musical instruments either, but by the time this was discovered it was too late, since the orchestra's rules make it very difficult to sack members.
Last night, the rebranded "People's Orchestra" entered
Dorvik's Got Talent again, hoping to achieve a televisual triumph that would promote communism to a wider audience.
Not everything went to plan, however. The audience repeatedly booed the orchestra during the performance, encouraged by a number of the judges, who kept pulling faces and making dismissive gestures. After the performance, the judges made a number of negative commentats.
Max SternbergOne judge in particular, Max Sternerg, was especially scathing. When one of the orchestra's members described their music as "radical, innovative and class-consciousness raising", he pulled a face and said their music was "the worst cacophony of terrible noise I have ever heard on this show".
Later that night, viewers at home voted to eject the People's Orchestra from the show. They immediately put out a statement, accusing the judges of "encouraging the audience to interpret our music in a negative way" and "treating us in an unfair and degrading way in the studio".
Communist MPs have reacted furiously, with the Deputy General Secretary, Friedrich Pfeiffer, accusing the show of "gross anti-proletarian and anti-communist bias". He has tabled a motion before parliament, condemning Dorvik's Got Talent for the incident, and also inviting the People's Orchestra to visit parliament and put on a performance at a small concert hall which is part of the parliament building.
The Communist Party General Secretary, Anton Weinreich, is said to be uncomfortable with the fuss Pfeiffer and other party members are making about this, as he is keen to give the Communist Party a more mainstream image, and to focus more on what he feels are the bread-and-butter political issues that matter to the broader Dorvish population.