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Al'Badara and Kafuristan commence joint naval exercises.

Lehonti, Governorate of Pathros.

In a joint statement, the Kafuri Minister of Defence, Gen. Basir ibn Waheed al-Farsi and his Badaran counterpart, Mr. Numair Armanjani have announced that Kafuristan and Al'Badara have begon a week long joint naval exercise. The purpose of the joint exercise is to increase cooperation between both navies and to ensure the navies of both nations are better adapted to eachother. The Badaran Minister of Defence said that in total 46 naval vessels of the Badaran Royal Navy would participate in the exercises, amongst them 2 aircraft carriers, 2 nuclear powered submarines, 12 conventional submarines, 20 cruisers, 8 destroyers and 4 pocket battleships. From the Kafuri side, 1 aircraft carrier, 8 conventional submarines, 10 cruisers and 4 destroyers will participate. The exercises will take place in the Strait of Keletia, the sea passage between Kafuristan and Al'Badara. During the exercises, the area where the exercises are held, will be designated a military area and will be off limits for all civilian vessels and aircraft.

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Liberal Urban Party back, under the banner of a Maximilian
August 3097

Long has its absence been, and into sorrow and sadness have our hearts fallen for the past two centuries. Surely, the party reappeared for times, but disappeared shortly afterwards, without any solid foundations holding this immense legend, the Liberal Urban Party of Kafuristan, a party dating back to the barbarian look of the nation, since the time when communists ruled the world, when the nation's of the north where nuked, when the Axis showed its great power, the GPO emerged to cause a worldwide earthquake, while the NATO evaporated and plenty more!

The Monarchy has fallen and there is a power vacuum to be filled. What will happen? What will the Liberal Urban Party present now to Kafuristan? To the world? Under the banner of Tasimos Maximilian III?

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LUP's stance on Luthori
September 3097

Upon finalization of political matters with regards to the return of the LUP, Mr. Tasimos Maximilian III, Head Representative of the party, was quick to answer questions on Luthori:

I believe, and we support as one, that is, as a party and hopefully as a government with absolute power over Kafuristan after the elections of June 3099, that the situation in Luthori must be addressed immediately. More specifically, we are saddened by the fact that the once glorious and ancient Monarchy of the Luthori Empire has been so eagerly removed by those who adore even more power and we fear that destabilization of the nation might take place in the future, as these events continue to progress. Luthori stands now like a shining car in front of an intersection, and must make a decision, which road will it follow from this point and on. The LUP's wishes are that the Monarchy is reestablished and Luthori stabilizes once more, with both judicial and legislative sectors of the government restored to its proper masters. To those people that the citizens of Luthori view as heroes and have supported since the creation of the nation. Kafuristan will aid the monarchists in their struggle as soon as possible and with every means necessary.

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LUP furious with OCLW and the Republicans' power mania in Luthori
March 3098

Mr. Maximilian's response to the OCLW of Luthori, which was released earlier this morning:

Yes, of course, we admire your vigor and respect your sense of justice and equality. Perhaps you should share that with all the forces in Luthori and respect the people's wishes. Our personal advice is to stop looking at the burnt few trees and admire the whole forest, that is, the will of the majority of people of Luthori who lived centuries under their beloved Monarchy, for which they constantly voted and supported. You can't tell me it is possible to suppress the people's will for so long, if you are about to arrive to the classical argument of oppression and fear by the Monarchy. No tyrant survived for so long. Therefore the conclusion, if you are not calling the people of Luthori stupid, a conclusion that comes from your own arguments and general deductive reasoning, is that the Monarchy justifiably deserved power because during its reign, the people of Luthori flourished in prosperity, let alone the nation as an entity in the international field. Be aware, for you already have created a power mania image for the Republicans which begs to question your own judgement and power in the nation. Who are you to impose changes?

And here comes the more reasonable question: after so long, after so much time, you impose and radically force the ideas of liberalism in a traditional, conservative and powerful with plenty resources nation. Because you have forced them upon the people, without consideration about what will happen to order and stability? Luthori has proven to be progressive for its people under the Monarchy. Now, instability is imminent. Have you considered that? Have you thought about the people you so eagerly protect to gain their favor? Words are just words, but actions can be painful, and remember that, you were the one to speak first of the possibility of interference, by threatening the international community and accusing all Monarchs around the world as terrorists, or was it tyrants? You are probably confused, a monarch may be a tyrant, but all tyrants are not monarchs. There are those tyrants who in their "republican" vision lose control and settle with the immense power they have gained. What will it be? How will you manage the situation that will slowly rise, what will happen to the opposing forces? To those people who desire the Monarch to return? Because in all honesty, they are not a minority. Now you beware, benevolent leader of the supposedly free world. A free world can be a republic, but not all republics are free worlds.

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LUP in full power; "Work needs to be done", the words of Head Representative of the party
October 3098


Mr. Tasimos Maximilian III, preparing
the legislative assembly for radical amendments

A unanimous vote of support towards the LUP by all those who cast their votes in the latest elections. Now the LUP is progressing rapidly with long campaigns and long preparations to finally establish a new theocratic Monarchy. The opposition wildly claims that Mr. Maximilian's moves are hypocritical and that there is a pretentious change of views for the LUP. Nevertheless, many have left the party while new additions have been made to forge a strong alliance for this new path the LUP's undergoing in order to rebuild the nation from the long lost years of the absence of a strong political will. "Work needs to be done, cities to be expanded, deals to be made, privatizations to take place, education to be updated and the Monarchy to be established alongside a new religious force, the power of the Queranz Church.", was his comment.

Due to lack of any imperial blood in Kafuristan, the LUP will be hosting an international meeting for the Monarchist leaders of the world in Pabeustine in order to discuss the situation. Meanwhile, the new religious premise is rapidly conquering the nation with the help of the new political coalition in power.

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Maximilian's call to the Monarchists about the PABEUSTINE MONARCHIST SUMMIT
October 3098

Discussion on the establishment of the new theocratic Monarchy has began in Pabeustine, Kafuristan; the Pabeustine Monarchist Summit is ready to host the Monarchists of the world. All areas have been secured and everything is under control for the arrival and relaxation of all guests, courtesy of the Liberal Urban Party. This is Mr. Maximilian's message to the Monarchists around the world:

Kafuristan is ready to walk along the path of progression, after so many years of dust eating away the people's flesh. A theocratic Monarchy needs to be established, a Monarchy that will adhere to the will of Rarz'riah and the Holy Law of the Queranz Church. We need royal blood ready to serve the will of the mighty forces of the universe. We need a helping man who will help the newly founded government restore Kafuristan back to its path of peace and progress. We call you, Monarchists of the world, to assemble for this meeting and if you are interested in seeing grandeur in Kafuristan's future, to help find a solution, to help place the foundations of a prosperous a long Monarchy; a Monarchy which will and shall become without doubt the beacon of Majatra, the beacon of Southern Nations, an excellent example of how an Empire can be built in the sands of business and oil.

It will not be long before the Holy Ranz'riah Empire of Queranzári Kafuristan is established and the people of Kafuristan spend 11 days celebrating the arrival of the Queranz Church, the light for the desert world. Hear my call, Monarchists of the world, for I know the pain you have in your hearts and how your minds dwell in Luthori, so help us strengthen monarchism!

Official Source: Pabeustine Monarchist Summit, Pabeustine - Kafuristan

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LUP's call to "calm down"
October 3098

In response to the threatening events in Luthori that are wildly thought will spark a devastating Civil War, Mr. Maximilian commented:

"We call the Conservative Populist Party to refrain from playing with fire. We advise you to restrict your paramilitary and cease all threatening activities, such as ruthless speeches and sense beyond common sense itself. This is no way to progress Luthori ahead and has certainly proven that the republicans are all in for the power itself, solely. To the nation of Indrala, we respectfully ask His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Xuan Xuan to retreat from the coasts of Luthori and proceed with a more diplomatic approach, assisting both Kafuristan and all the allies of Luthori in the diplomatic fight. Unlike the Republicans, we wish for Luthori's peace and prosperity, and hostile actions are not the solution. We ask that the CIL make a call to its allies to refrain from approaching the issue through military means, at least for now. The prosperity of Luthori comes first, and if the Republicans do not respect that, we shall not respect them either. That is indeed a warning."

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LUP satisfied with the situation in Luthori
May 3099

Mrs. Anderson's interview, presented yesterday in Luthori Central News Network, made it clear that Luthori is simply stable and on the path of restoration. Mrs. Anderson pinpointed certain elements of the government's directions with regards to the failed 'September Revolution' and its participants, allowing for the LUP to calm down as well and make a press release this morning. "Yes, the Monarchy in Luthori will be stable, and it's assuring that the nation will not fall into anarchy, with protests and any other forms the opposition, or otherwise known as the Republicans, might resort to.", was Mr. Maximilian's comment, "We have confidence in the government of Luthori. They will make sure that the system is justified and steadily maintained from this point and on. For Luthori, it is not the perfect time for lenience and mercy towards the faces of the Republicans, who in their thirst for power, because that is what they were consisted of entirely, disregarded the safety of the people and were not afraid to throw the nation into absolute anarchy."

"In my attempt to secure peace in Luthori, as far as Kafuristan can help, I am personally requesting a formal visit, the duration of which will be sadly a weekend, as the Summit needs attendance, as Head Representative of the Liberal Urban Party, a coalition allied to the Monarchists of Luthori and great friend of the CIL."

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Meeting with Luthori produced excellent results
May 3102


Mr. Maximilian III looking tired

After the kindly introduced Luthori invitation to Mr. Maximilian III of Kafuristan, the Head Representative was quick to respond and fly to Luthori to commence the talks and participate in a public meeting with His Majesty and the Foreign Minister, the Duke of Halifax. As he later commented, the talks ended in a very producing manner, strengthening diplomatic ties between the two nations, after Kafuristan's vivid diplomatic support to the Imperialist faction during the crisis of the Luthori Monarchy. Order has been restored and Kafuristan wishes to get involved more actively in Luthori international affairs, whether it be economic or diplomatic in order to maintain the from now solid relations.

Meanwhile, talks with Al'Badara are on the process of producing results, with the Bureau of Foreign Diplomacy of Kafuristan working on a potential Alliance Accord, our sources speculate within the government. No confirmation has yet been given nor have any government officials from either side stated anything with regards to the matter.

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Kafuri Monarchy Established
October 3105


Celebrations in Madmenah, Kafuristan's commercial center

The Holy Ranz'riah Empire of Queranzári Kafuristan, Beacon of all Queranzir, a blessed Imperial Reign by the Queranz Church, as legislature declared the Queranz Church the official state religion, has been established and Mr. H.R.H. Emir Naji was positioned, after a magnificent celebration, as the Blessed Leader of Kafuristan, Promoter of the Book of Bliss, Servant of the Word of Ranz'riah and Holder of the Holy Code of Law of the Queranz Book, Chosen Representative by the Reign of the Queranz Church and Protector of all Queranzári People, His Holiness, Queranzári Emperor. This motion was followed by a week of unstoppable and frenzy celebrations all around the nations, with a magnificent 12 hour display of fireworks in the colours of the national flag.

Monarchists around the world gave their best wishes and approval to this new Kafuri change, allowing the nation to finally enter the International Monarchist League with full membership. The declaration of the Empire was appraised by Kafuristan's allies and Mr. Maximilian III, now Secretary of the Empire of Kafuristan, Representative of the Kafuri Emperor and the Queranzári People, Administrator of the Government of Kafuristan, commented with joy with regards to the implemented changes, leader and promoter of which was himself. "Despite difficulties, we are on the path of restoration", he stated to the Press.

As Mr. H.R.H. Emir Naji is not yet of age, Mr. Maximilian III will be handling administrative affairs for the time being.