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Re: Saridani Union Daily

Postby Hrafn » Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:57 am

22 December 3112
The rebel army gladly expose what the Saridani and Kafuri militaries have tried to silence down: that many thousands of troops in Golemia have betrayed the Saridani state and joined the rebels. By doing so, they have wreaked havoc in their regiments and instantaneously given the rebel army direct access to central Golemia. Many of the watchtowers have been captured by the rebels and will pose no threat to the charging tanks.
Some of the traitors must have worked as rebel spies for several days before they openly switched sides, and during that time they have gathered precious information on the locations of Saridani and Kafuri troops within the city. This information is now in the hands of the rebel army, which will now proceed to kill or disarm them all.
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Re: Saridani Folk Daily

Postby Hrafn » Sun May 01, 2011 5:27 pm

A Nation Divided


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3 January, 3113
If you would suddenly be transported to the very centre of Golemia City, to the Great Square, you would not have any reason to believe that there had been a battle in this very city just yesterday. The buildings all look unscathed, there are no dead bodies lying around on the streets. Only some smoke that still lingers above in the air. In fact, the whole place would be crowded with living people, most of them whole and healthy, if not happy.

The People’s Army paraded the streets of Golemia from dawn till dusk. Millions of inhabitants greeted them as heroes and saviors. Others stayed still and silent, but no protests were to be seen anywhere.

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After every single street had been paraded by the military, both soldiers and civilians streamed to the city's centre. The new leader of Saridan, Carl Pritchard, a.k.a. Commander Carl, stood up at his podium, facing the Great Square of Golemia where millions were gathered, and held his hour-long first speech to his nation, which is partially recounted here in text.

Comrades!
The Holy State has been destroyed; now the Armed Land of Saridan is born!
We have thrown the clergymen out into the sea, but our victory is not complete until Kafuristan and their puppets on Surtilati have been eradicated from the face of the earth!
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But our journey does not end there. There is an entire planet out there to conquer!
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Let us build for ourselves a new nation in discipline and comradeship. Let us create a military power unseen in history. Let us carve out our new destiny in this godless world.
Saridan is supreme! Long live the revolution!


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Transcendere per bellum
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Re: Saridani Folk Daily

Postby Hrafn » Mon May 02, 2011 12:20 am

Saridani Folk Daily

Recognizing the need to enlighten the people of Saridan to the truth, unstained by humanistic and religious propaganda, the Department of Public Information has founded the Saridani Folk Daily.
The SFD exist in both paper and web format, as well as radio and television. The most important news items are also announced live by DPI officials at the squares in every major city in the morning and the evening.
The SFD newspaper, radio and television channels as of now exist in 15 languages, including English, French, Dundorfian, Latin, Gaelic, Kazulian and Esperanto. Its presence outside the Armed Land of Saridan is small but steadily growing.
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Re: Saridani Folk Daily

Postby Hrafn » Mon May 02, 2011 8:55 pm

Barracks Socialism

The Nameless Party paramilitary, now recast as the People’s Army, has taken over the functions of military, police and state administration in Saridan. It is an efficient hierarchical system of government with many layers of command, and where, it goes without saying, Commander Carl himself always has the final word on everything.
Even the economy is organized according to this militaryesque model. Market mechanisms are nearly absent, replaced by a command economy. Property rights in the usual sense do not exist, only temporary possession as granted by the state. Most goods are strictly rationed, but there are still some shops.

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A typical Saridani neighbourhood. All Saridans live in collective
housing structures, together with their coworkers or classmates.


By decree from our great leader, every man, woman and child must have access to the necessities of life, to health care, and opportunities for recreation, from the cradle to the grave. Every man, woman and child are in return required to serve the state, whether it be in the form of factory labor, schooling, military service, or something else.
It is important to understand that the social and health benefits in Saridan are for the benefit of the collective only. Individuals predicted to be a net drain on society, or to slow down the advancement of the nation, are given help to painlessly end their miserable lives.
Poverty and unemployment do not exist, can not exist in the Saridani socio-economic system.

This is the only way to realize the comradeship we seek.

By this model of organizing society, our nation is rapidly recovering from the damage caused during the revolutionary war, rebuilding infrastructure, providing housing for everyone, increasing industrial and agricultural output, and finally: strengthening our military forces for the coming struggles.

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A Saridani military plane is being assembled.
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Saridan People's News

Postby Dozzer » Tue May 03, 2011 4:20 pm

This is the official opposition's newspaper in Saridan.
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Re: Saridani Folk Daily

Postby Hrafn » Tue May 03, 2011 8:06 pm

18 January, 3115
Last night, the People's Army raided a building in Meadowhills, one of the ruined suburbs of Golemia. The building had been found to be a meeting place for those who foolishly reject the authority of our new State. They have even formed their own party called the Socialist Party of Saridan, and a newspaper called the Saridan People's News. They will of course not last long. If they are not hunted down by the People's Army, they will starve to death while hiding away from society.

Do not be fooled by these scumbags who claim to be for the Saridani people! They are puppets of Kafuristan and the clergymen!
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Re: Saridani Folk Daily

Postby Hrafn » Wed May 04, 2011 3:27 am

11 July, 3115
According to recent calculations, military expenditures accounts for 54% of the GDP of Saridan. This demonstrates the prudence of our revolutionary leader.
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Re: Saridan People's News

Postby Dozzer » Wed May 04, 2011 3:58 pm

:: SPS protests againist militarisation of Saridan ::

The Socialist Party of Saridan decided today to not support anymore the changes of Nameless Party, which will bring to dictatorship and anarchy in our country. We do not want to be destroyed by the attacking nations. Saridan shall transform in a socialist nation, with peacefull ideas.
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Re: Saridan People's News

Postby Dozzer » Wed May 04, 2011 6:40 pm

:: SPS welcomes military intervention in Saridan ::

SPS doesn't like to see how Saridan is being destroyed by Nameless Party, and wishes all best to Badaran and Kafuristan forces.

Also SPS founds official militia, "People's Liberation Army" to rebel againist Nameless Party and bring socialist democracy to country.
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Re: Saridani Folk Daily

Postby Hrafn » Wed May 04, 2011 10:46 pm

Family Institution Abolished

By the wise governance of the revolutionary government, all Saridani children are raised and educated in revolutionary state institutions. This is necessary for their internalization of our revolutionary doctrine. We have abolished the family, that bourgeois whore-house.
The revolutionary government has brought dignity to thousands of "illegitimate" children whom the religious oppressors let rot away in orphanages with perverted christian hags.

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Saridani children begin military training at the age of four.

During the revolutionary war, the People's Army came into contact with many of Saridan's sex workers, who were being oppressed by the religious government. They very much enjoyed each others company.
The People's Army made a deal with the prostitutes, which has been fulfilled - the revolutionary government created hundreds of state-owned "breedellos". The "breedello" looks exactly like an ordinary brothel, but the difference is that the women are supposed to eventually be inpregnated and give birth. These children are of course taken care of by the State immediately after birth, and the women do not have to worry about them anymore.
It goes without saying that the State closely monitors both copulators and offspring for health issues to ensure a future stock of healthy strong comrades.

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Commander Carl - a women's liberator.

When the these new generations take over the scene from their predecessors, the revolution will be completed. All of life will have been incorporated into the glorious military state, a nation of revolutionary worker-warriors, and old backwards notions like "marriage" and "family" will be thrown on the scrap-heap of history where they rightly belong.
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