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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby The Tea Party » Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:29 am

Paul Barrett Returns as Prime Minister After 2 Months

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Prime Minister Paul Barrett (Mordusian Conservatives) and Deputy Prime Minister Lawrence Herbert (HDU)

After just two moths of leaving office, Paul Barrett has returned as Prime Minister by entering into a coalition with the Hosian Democratic Union. After Lawrence Herbert ousted Samuel Monday as Leader, the two [Barrett and Herbert] formed a deal after the Socialists attempt to backtrack on their Coalition deal.

I am glad to return as Prime Minister of Mordusia and I will work with the HDU on fixing our economy and putting this country back on track. I have struck an excellent relationship with Lawrence Herbert and the two of us will work on fixing legislation and bringing back the ideals of the Grumsworth Era, which saw the GDP reach 15 trillion MRD and put employment rates down to 1%. I have received congratulatory calls from Dankuk already and we will strengthen our relationship with them.


The 48-year-old is expected to make another trade deal with Dankuk after the beef-oil deal is a success. Treasurer Gregory Hewson has put tax cuts on the agenda to be proposed by November 4374 and the GDP is expected to grow by 5% within the next year or so.

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LAWRENCE HERBERT OF HOSIAN REACTION OUSTS MONDAY IN SCANDAL

Postby Orcishtimmy » Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:21 am

Ray Khan of the Mordusian Tabloid takes yet another political scalp with his recent set of articles about the alleged scandal involving Samuel Monday receiving funds from the Socialist Party. If that is true is another matter entirely, but this story certainly inflamed his political opponents within the HDU.

The following days were a mess.The influential Roy Cohen, who previously supported Monday's leadership, turned on him immediately on twitter. This opened a floodgate of criticism. Everyday members expressed their concern and outrage about the scandal, with #MondayGate trending for three days straight and Elise Rosemann's #LockHimUp trending for one.

Within a week, a new convention was formed, with delegates from all parties scrambling to find new leadership. At the start of the convention, Little Bill Hamwood endorsed his friend Monday for leadership, saying that the convention was hasty and Monday hadn't done anything wrong. HR's Dahlia Green and Monday's Vice Chairman Elise Rosemann lead the charge against Monday and Hamwood, now claiming that Hamwood was in on it. They claimed that the Socialists, of which both Hamwood and Monday were once members, directed the pair to refound the HSU in order to split the Conservatives and consolidate power for themselves.

The first ballot seemed to vindicate and protect Monday, with him being only 5% shy of a majority. This is when 2 things happened:
1. 5th place (despite not running) Roy Cohen endorsed Lawrence Herbert.
2. Dahlia Green led a successful movement to allow the 2.4% in the HTL vote in to convention by granting them membership into the party.
As a result of these two actions, Herbert won the chairmanship on the 3rd ballot, with Rosemann chosen as Deputy Chairman

Notable Tweets:

@RayKhan: Breaking news about @SamMonday in today's Mordusian Tabloid. You'll want to see it!

@TheKingfisher: This sort of moral turpitude is exactly what got Monday expelled from the HDU in the first place. A Tiger can't change his stripes!

@LarryHerbert: There are a lot of claims surrounding @SamMonday. He should be open to stepping down until the matter is sorted. #MondayGate

@EliseRosemann: Espionage is a crime. We will not be represented by a criminal. #LockHimUp #MondayGate

@EliseRosemann: I'm ashamed to have fallen for Monday's ruse. He was always a socialist. #MondayGate #NotMyChairman

@TheKingfisher: Just read the @MTabloid, I never realized that Herbert was so brave. #Hero #Leader #Endorsement #MondayGate

@DahliaGreen: The Hosian Reaction is calling for a snap HDU Leadership Election in the face of #MondayGate

@PaulBarrett: We are opening our arms to a HDU-Conservative Coalition, the Socialists are treating the HDU awfully

@LarryHerbert: @PaulBarrett knows the importance of a proper, moral, Hosian, society. Someone I'd love to work with.

@SamMonday: #MondayGate is a bunch of bunk pushed by my political opponents. A hit job if I ever saw one.

@SamMonday: I redounded this party to represent the Hosian people. A socialist would not do that. Don't be swayed by lies.

@BillHamwood: I have known Monday for years! He's no spy! #MondayGate

@TheKingfisher: Congrats to @LarryHerbert! Great things await us and our coalition.


Mordusian Tabloid Headlines:

MORDUSIAN TABLOID HEADLINES:

SAMUEL MONDAY STILL ON SOCIALIST PAYROLL, IS HE A SPY?
By Ray Khan

MORE EVIDENCE FOUND ON "MONDAYGATE"
By Ray Khan

SPIES: COOL SCOUNDRELS OR TOTAL LOSERS?
By Ray Khan

A TRUE HERO: LAWRENCE HERBERT SAVES MAN FROM MUGGER
By Ray Khan
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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby Orcishtimmy » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:57 pm

ROY COHEN'S ASSASSIN HUSSAIN UMADDI STILL AT LARGE, BELIEVED TO HAVE FLED THE COUNTRY
By Sol Solid

It's as true as it is unfortunate, the great Kingfisher Roy Cohen has followed in the footsteps of Reverend Sinclair in the Hosian tradition of going before his time. Although he was Yeudi, many people will remember him as a martyr and saint for his work in the HDU.

The Amadhi Leftist son of a gun who shot him has been at large for several months, and it was assumed that he has skipped the country.

This is not something that we can allow to happen again, this is time that we restrict Amadhi immigration and the trade union that radicalized him. We need change in this country and in the HDU, change that only the Hosian Thallerist League, in partnership with Hosian Reaction can provide.

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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby The Tea Party » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:45 am

GRUMSWORTH MINING CORPORATION FOUNDED, ASKS TO BUY LAND IN RABBITS FOOT

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Lewis Grumsworth, Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson of Horace Grumsworth

Today, Lewis Grumsworth founded the Grumsworthcin Mining Corporation. Lewis is the great-great-great-great grandson of Former President of Mordusia Horace Grumsworth and attempts to rebuild Mordusia’s mining industry by asking to purchase land in Rabbit’s Foot National Park, Adubura. He offered 25 billion MRD for 7498.8km² which is equivalent to 12% of the entire location.

If he succeeds in getting his land, he has plans to build two mines and a coal power plant, hiring anywhere between 15,000 and 50,000 people. At the foundation of the company, Grumsworth quoted his ancestor:

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. That’s what my great-great-great-great grandfather said during his time as President. His way of thinking was to learn by the mistakes made by yourself and others, which was how he fought off a leadership spill just before winning the Presidency; allowing him to become the longest serving and most influential one in Modern Mordusian History.

Now at the moment, Mordusia’s rubbish economy is based on service and technology, no wonder we’re in a recession! Recently our agricultural industry was put back on track after years of failure because Curtis Benjamin invested 15 million MRD into researching cheaper ways to farm, with more productivity which set us on to do a successful trade deal with Dankuk. Now, around 30 years ago, Mordusia’s mining industry ceased to exist. The reason being was because plenty of people spoke out against it for some reason or another and it was boycotted. Pretty soon they realised that their electricity costs were ginormous and nearly 16 million people lost their jobs, but the government of the time was focused on cleaning the environment instead of cleaning up unemployment.

Recently, I hired researchers to go out into Rabbit’s Foot National Park and test the ground and extract materials. It turns out that the land there contains tons of coal, gold, uranium, bauxite, iron ore, copper, nickel, opal, zinc and natural gas! The land over there is abound with metals valuable and necessary and that’s why I am starting the Grumsworth Mining Corporation. We will extract those metals, hire plenty of people and contribute to this economy because we have a fortune in our faces and I’m out to get it!
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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby macmckeown » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:34 pm

It emerged last night that the Mordusian Conservative Party wants to create a Nazi republic. In leaked text messages between the MCP leadership and the HCA leadership, Paul Barrett (co-leader of the MCP) said "We are looking at creating a Nazi regime in order to improve Mordusia's standing on the world stage". The Daily Star have been given photographic evidence of the chat, however for legal reasons are unable to show them at this time.

Leaders from the Green Left and Socialist Party have called on a dissolution of the cabinet and government and for the remaining parties to lock the MCP out of government indefinitely until it has dealt with its parties links to fascist organisations and sympathisers.
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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby macmckeown » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:00 am

SOCIALISTS ELECT JONATHAN PAISLEY AS NEW PARTY LEADER

The Socialist Party of Mordusia has just held a party conference where party leader Simon Bouchard was ousted by 58.6% in a no confidence vote and replaced by Jonathan Paisley, general secretary for the General Confederation of Labour and key figure on the SP's left-wing.
“I am proud to lead the Socialist Party!” he said in his victory speech to cheers “I am going to work hard to get this party back into government, where we can push for radical change for Mordusia!”
The party conference signalled a notable shift to the left, with delagates voting in favour of turning Medicare into a single-payer healthcare system, legalizing prostitution and euthanasia, loosening up abortion restrictions, and a top tax rate of 60% for incomes above 180,000MRD.
Former leader David Rosenberg warned about this move to the left, “with the Hosian Democrats shifting further to the right, we have an opportunity to occupy the centre ground and build a broad coalition of progressive-minded voters. Such a dramatic shift to the left, while well intended, could backfire and allow the Conservatives to stay in office”

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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby Orcishtimmy » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:50 pm

THE RAINBOW-SOCIALIST COALITION PLOT AGAINST THE DEMOCRATIC SOVEREIGNTY OF THE MORDUSIAN PEOPLE
By Alexander Phillips

First they sent spies to control our party. We were naive and only one was very sloppy, we thought we rooted out the left-wing subversion within our parties when we removed Samuel Monday. We. Were. Wrong. Today a libelous attack on our allies in the Mordusian Conservative Party painted them, and us, as 'Nazis,' and 'Fascists.'

I am going to assure you that this information is based solely upon hearsay and lies. The information that they have comes from the leaked phone records of an HDU staffer, one that we believe worked with the Socialist Party and Samuel Monday to undermine our coalition.

Make no mistake, this slanderous report is nothing more than a political hit job. This is an attempt to deprive Mordusia of the coalition that earned their votes. We would encourage any foreign entity to think twice before launching any sort of intervention, as it would merely be cementing the socialist takeover that the left is plotting.

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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby macmckeown » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:14 pm

SAMMODRAN SOCIALISTS VOTE TO ESTABLISH AUTONOMOUS PARTY

Socialists in Sammodra have established the Parti Socialiste de Sammodra, an autonomous party affiliated to the federal Socialist Party, but officially registered as an independent party on the electoral commission. The Socialist Party in Sammodra voted by 72.3% to dissolve and form a new party at their last conference on the grounds that Sammodra is “culturally distinct” from the rest of Mordusia.
This isn't entirely false. According to a survey done by MPoll, 52.3% of Sammodrans consider themselves Canrillaise first and Mordusian second, 34.3% consider themselves equally Mordusian and Canrillaise, while just 13.4% consider themselves Mordusian first and Canrillaise second.
Sylvie La Roux, First Minister of Sammodra, was elected as leader of the PSS, and Thierry Beaufort was elected as deputy leader
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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby The Tea Party » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:26 am

GREGORY HEWSON BECOMES LEADER, CHANGES TO MORDUSIA FIRST

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Gregory Hewson, Leader of Mordusia First (Right) with Grant Johnson (Left)

Today, the Barrett/Hewitt Leadership was defeated by Gregory Hewson, Former Treasurer of Mordusia and current Minister of Trade and Industry. After losing the Presidency and the Prime Ministership, Barrett and Hewitt were slowly losing their credibility and after Hewson’s successful tax cuts which saw the GDP rise from 3.2 trillion MRD to 3.8 trillion MRD, the Mordusian Conservatives needed change. Hewson challenged the current leadership and won 100 to 6, changing the party to Mordusia First and selecting Grant Johnson as his Interim Deputy for the time being.

Mr. Hewson has been criticised for being ‘racist’ in the past making various comments about different cultures such as; “There are no Canrillaise in Mordusia, we are all Mordusians”, “Ahmadists are a threat to society”, “Kalopians are just parasites”, “The Canrillaise Community used to eat their own babies a few centuries ago” and many other statements along those lines. The Left depict him as a facist racist and believe that he will turn Mordusia into a Nazi Regime, however time will only tell.

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Re: Chronicles of Mordusia

Postby macmckeown » Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:18 am

BREAKING: ADUBURAN STATE GOVERNMENT BLOCKS SALE OF RABBIT'S FOOT TO COAL COMPANY

The Aduburan state government, run by Samantha Jenkins of the Socialist Party, has blocked the sale of 7498.8km² of land in Rabbit's Foot National Park on the grounds that the sale of the land violated the Constitution, as the state government wasn't consulted.

"This is a violation of our constitution and an infringement upon states' rights" she said in a statement "I will block the sale of Rabbit's Foot to Grumsworth Coal. I will not budge on this issue." She also added "This deal will destroy our environment by attempting to revive the dead coal industry. I am not a Save Our Earth-like activist. In fact, I approved the building of an oil pipeline in our state. But the coal industry is dead. Nothing will change that"

The General Confederation of Labour and Save Our Earth are preparing a general strike, to protest what they call a "corrupt deal"

More to come.

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