Nation Realizes It's PoorThe Godwinchester Telegraph
February 6, 3784Many were not aware that this is what their country actually looks like.Many Voronans are going through emotional and psychological trauma following an anonymous group which - overnight- hung thousands of posters showing an aerial view of a poverty-stricken town... in Vorona. This has led to a rise in hospitalizations, suicides, and crime. Many businesses have declared bankruptcy, or were simply set aflame. Textbooks detailing relative mediocre standard of living of Vorona have been burned at massive demonstrations in major cities such as Campham, and Vorenus University, once believed to be prestigious, is now a hotspot of prostitution. Waste litters the streets and people are beginning to realize that they never had a trash service in the first place. Along with physical problems come mental ones. Many now do not know how to read, and they speak in choppy sentences. Incredulously, it now appears that everyone who was above the age of 56 has dropped dead. Churches have also been ransacked and many priests were seen slicing up citizens with swords. In perhaps the worst time imaginable, there was a major earthquake that toppled half the buildings in Godwinchester.
The Godwinchester Telegraph will close its doors following this article, which is to be its last for the time being. President Newbury, other government officials, the Conservative Party, and the entire Cromwell and Newbury families have reportedly fled the nation. Although it has not been verified as to where they were headed (they boarded a private plane which happened to be the only plane in the nation), rumors suggest that Aloria could be the destination of their new home.
Vladivladislavladimir Brzenczyszczykiewiczewiszczykowycki loves Deltaria.With all the chaos in Vorona, the Vorona Conservative Party officially disbanded and the lack of a functioning government only perpetuated the problems. The military has officially taken over the government of Vorona and the commander, General Vladivladislavladimir Brzenczyszczykiewiczewiszczykowycki, has stated that "das Vorona vill change rapidly, and ve vill all haiel Deltaria. Hail Czarina!." This crazed maniac should now be in control of the 39 million poor souls who reside on the tiny island. As for me, I'm now boarding the plane straight to Aloria. Goodbye!