Theodor Lynden Frankenstein elected Statsminister in landslide victory, choosing coalition with BorgersammeføringThe far-right politician promised to "make Kazulia truly great again" in inauguration speechFrankenstein on the telephone after his inauguration address in Skalm.Having gained the first place in the last Stortinget election, the ultraconservative National Purity Congress has finally reached its goal of installing its General Chairman Theodor Lynden Frankenstein as Statsminister.
After spending "three days and nights negotiating without sleep", the NPC has finally reached a consensus with the Borgersammeføring, which had scored second. The right-wing populist coalition, which does not posess a name yet, currently claims a total of 254 seats in the Stortinget. Calls for early elections due to the fact that the Nationalarbejderkongress left the parliament due to "internal strifes" were "quickly suppressed".
Frankenstein was sworn in and inaugurated as Statsminister earlier today. In his speech, he promised to "make Kazulia a truly great nation again" and "restore the pride of the Kazulian people". He stated that one of the main goals of his party is the "preservation of morality in our society" and that the fight against "sickening perversion and blasphermy" is a "very, very important one".
The businessman, who is known for a long history of racist remarks, has not yet disclosed his opinion on the current events in Utari Mostir.
Seven of the thirteen cabinet seats are now held by NPC representatives, the rest is occupied by the National Purity Congress.
Albert Møller has been named as Minister of Internal AffairsWhat has been called "worrisome" by numerous reporters is the fact that Albert Møller, a former officer of the National Intelligence Service and owner of the extraterrestrial-themed conspiracy website "The Truth Out There", has been named Minister of Internal Affairs, thus scheduled to receive extensive executive powers in relation to the NIS, the National Guard and the National Police.
Møller, a notorious homophobe, has allegedly stated that he will "begin a big, big crackdown on all pederasts and sodomists" the instant he will become minister and will use his powers to "push for building a fence around our country to keep our wealth in and the criminals out".
NPC supporters holding a "celebratory rally" in Verdalheim, HentSupporters of the National Purity Congress have held "celebratory rallies" in Verdalheim, Hudiksburg, Skalm and Sarpsfjord, where cries for Frankenstein to "purify Kazulia" were allegely heard.
We must remember that Frankenstein used to be the suspect in numerous corruption cases, says former Hent Provincial Judge-snip-
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