April, 3035
A DARNUSSIAN MISTAKE?
The Keymonite government, existing of the only legal party in Keymon, the New Labour Party, are threatening Darnussia with a declaration of war. New Labour leader and Chairman of the House of Representatives and Generalissimo of the Keymon Army Roy Versteeg IV explained; 'The Darnussian government made a big, big mistake, by threatening our glorious nation with an invasion. We admit we train and supply Narik nationalist terrorists, but we believe those terrorists have the right to attack the disgusting Darnussian government. Again, Darnussia made a big mistake! This is the limit.'
The NLP proposed a declaration of war in the House of Representatives, and we expect the declaration of war to pass.
We shall see what happens....