Re: Klavian News Service
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:04 am
This purchase of aerial vehicles was necessary to guarantee our sovereignty from hostile foreign powers like Kanjor and Lourenne, both of whom are lying about a “hostile message” from our government. No such message was sent nor was it intended to be sent.
Lourenne and Kanjor are obsessing about Keymon so much they have forgotten about themselves.
These aircraft will show our seriousness to our sovereignty and to our independence.
These aircraft were great purchases. These aircraft are some of the best in the world and can defeat any military out against them.
Today we culturally and symbolically reunite with an old ally. Hutori and Keymon have been divided due to the turn to a failed democracy by Keymon. From the bottom of my heart, I apologize to Hutori and the Keymonite people because that “democratic” nation failed both Hutori and the Keymonite people.
Now I must reiterate that the monarchy will have no federal power nor any government power. It is merely a ceremonial position. Yet this ceremonial position will guarantee the good will between our two nations and people.
Our great nation shall ally with Hosianism and become the protector of the faith. Any attack against the faith will result in consequences from the Keymon isle and government.
Let me reiterate that this is exercise is not directed at any nation. Although our relations with some Canrailles nation’s have been damaged rapidly, the goal in this exercise is not to threaten them. This is an exercise to guarantee the top condition of our men and equipment.
We would like to reiterate to Keymon and Lourenne that we want nothing more than peace. However that cannot occur unless they stop attacking us.
Our domestic unmanned aerial vehicle of UAV project has turned out a successful, fully fledged UAV. This UAV, called the Elbit Hermes 450, has successfully been developed and tested. It will soon enter production and we are hoping for a production rate of 35 by the end of its production cycle.
The Elbit Hermes 450 is a reconnaissance, surveillance and communications relay UAV. Its main objective is to focus on surveillance of Keymon’s Exclusive Economic Zone.
We are hoping that the Elbit Hermes 450 will be able to take off of the Samuel Beckett Class Offshore Patrol Vessel, which has a aviation facility fit for UAV’s.
We hope to create a major defense industry in Keymon, which would increases Keymon’s military supplies.
Dear President Quintu Ciriaccu,
This is an important message from Gau Raksha Paltan, the Cow Protection Army.
We have declared your country a Cow Cruelty-Free Zone. People in your country are no longer to slaughter Holy Mother Cow or eat cow meat products.
If they continue to do so, they will die. We have infiltrated the food production process your country relies on to provide beef to your citizens. The beef is being injected with slow-acting poison. Any of your citizens who continue to eat beef will die long, painful and agonising deaths, although they will show no symptoms for the first 6 months.
We urge you to order the withdrawal of all cow meat products on sale in Keymon. If you do not do so, you will be 100% responsible for the unspeakably terrible deaths of your own citizens. This will be your responsibility now, not ours.
Signed,
Gau Raksha Paltan
The Ministry of Defense and the Ministry of Agriculture has determined that a substantial risk exists in the consumption of beef and/or any cow meat products that are in Keymon markets.
An immediate ban on selling cow meat has occurred and will stay in place until the threat has been deemed ended.
Do not panic. The government shall reimburse any cow meat purchases for 50% of there original value.
Any cow meat farmers and vendors, report your shops name, location, and the number of and name of your employees to the Ministry of Defense and the Ministry of Agriculture.
The Cow Liberation Army has threatened to attacks cow farmer and cow vendors. Report your shops location, name, and the number of and the names of your employees.
If you are attacked by the Cow Liberation Army and it is discovered that you did not register your shop, we will not give you economic compensation and will not assist you in any way.
Again, do not panic. This is merely an attack on our great island by an enemy that tries to kill civilians. It will not work.
If you have any information on these malicious terrorists, inform the Ministry of Defense by calling or by requesting the Minister of Defense