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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:39 am
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Ministry of Agriculture Finds Soms Poisoned Beef, Around 15 Incidents Reported Due to Beef Poisoning
May 4540
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The Ministry of Agriculture has determine that some beef and cow meat products were poisoned by the group known as the “Cow Freedom Army”.
The Ministry of Agriculture however also confirmed that an antidote to the poison has been found and is being massed produced and distributed to all hospitals and clinics.
Whilst the ban is still active, beef can now legally be sold if tested for the poison.
The poison has been determined to cause death within 7 days if ingested, meaning anyone who needs medical help for the following symptoms should go to an emergency room immediately:
Upset Stomach
Abominable Pain
Vomiting
Vomiting of blood
Diarrhea
Bloody Diarrhea
Sudden Headaches
Nosebleeds
Shaking Uncontrollably
Falling Into Unconsciousness
Severe Pain in the Stomach Region
Coughing of Blood
Fainting Spells
The Government will now begin the process of destroying all poisoned food. If you find any meat that is poisoned, contact the government immediately. DO NOT throw it away. Animals can eat it and die.
The Ministry of Defense has confirmed that all terrorists involved in the attack have been apprehended, with all to soon be executed.
The Ministry of Defense has stated a new major initiative, called the public security initiative, will make it illegal for there to be no surveillance cameras in public areas. This will allow for prevention of terror attacks.
Security experts have echoed the fact that if security cameras would’ve been implemented in public places, this attack wouldn’t have occurred.
This has led to the conclusion by the Ministry of Defense that this entire attack could’ve been prevented by security camera systems.
The ban on Rajuttis and Gerajans shall remain in place for now and will remain in place until otherwise stated.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has denied the claim that the ban on Rajuttis and Gerajans from working in the meat industry are “racist”.
We will continue to update you
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Keymon Backs Selucia‘s Use of Force Against Satyagrahis
July 4540
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The Government has confirmed it would not approve of any sanctions on Selucia and stood behind the government of Selcuias use of force against “peaceful” Satyagrahis.
Presidente Quintu Ciriaccu has confirmed that Keymon and himself approved of the use of force against Satyagrahis who violated Selucia law by traveling there.
President Ciriaccu made a press statement about the event:
It is very obvious from our perspective that Selucia used an appropriate amount of force to detain individuals who violated there laws. We stand firmly behind Selucia for there decision.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has confirmed that sanctions were not being looked at nor were any other retaliatory actions.
The Ministry of Finance has also confirmed it’s commitment to Selucian-Keymonite relations.
The Ministry of Justice has reaffirmed there assessment that the use of force by the Selucians was completely legal and possibly necessary.
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