Dolgava

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HM King Georg-Ludwig I von Rothringen-Ludwig of Dolgava has passed away in the early hours of the morning. He inherited the throne in 3292 during the Whig led restoration-government. The youngest son of the last Rothringen Emperor, he ruled with cross-party support as a constitutional monarch.

HM Queen Selene Arinidi of Lirona survives him, and shall now be known as HM Dowager-Queen Selene Arinidi of Lirona.

The only child of their marriage, HM Anna Elizabeta Arinidi Rothringen-Ludwig, Princess of Dolgava, Princess of Antepec, Princess of Ferene, Marquesse of Karzon is to inherit the throne, as the second Rothringen-Ludwig Dynasty monarch.

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Her Majesty Marries!

Her Majesty Queen Anna Elizabeta Arinidi, von Rothringen-Ludwig, Princess of Dolgava, Princess of Antepec, Princess of Ferene, Marquesse of Karzon has married. Her husband, and King Consort of Dolgava is Prince Horace Herbert. He is 3rd in line for being duke of Herbertborg, his mother is Princess of Jakania, his aunt is queen of Kazulia and his other aunt is princess of Telamon.



Titles he holds currently include Prince of Jakania and Lord of Fangorne. He is being made Earl Kamerforts, giving him a substantial palacial home and country seat in Hodari region.

All Dolgava celebrates this union, and already there is speculation of children for the future.

[Jalal Al-e-Ahmad]

Dolgarian Manoush Tribes Nominate Formal Leadership
"They smell of turnips and hashish" state local Dolgarian neighbors of recently-Sovereign Manoush camp.



Impoverished Manoush Peoples, Outside Enkure

-The Tribe Exhorts-

The Confederated Commune of Manoush Peoples made the annals of history as it formed the first representational political Figure-Skull for the Manoush peoples earlier this lunar cycle. Famously nomadic, the CCMP has taken to traveling through Dolgava, wishing to profit and celebrate with the subjects of Her Majesty. This is not to the contentedness of some small-minded citizens, who have decried the Manoush people's presence, letting forth from their song-holes many insults.

Known across all footpaths of Terratania as "The Cohosi's" or Cohosi tribes, the Manoush are ancient immigrants of Dolgava following their persecution and Exodus from the Telamonian territory of Migadon in the 1800's, which itself followed their prosecution and Great Fleeing from Likatonia in the 1700's after several hundred years of fleeing the Majatra. Since their arrival, the Manoush peoples have found themselves at times highly involved in money-mangling for the Dolgavan Monarchy, and at other times have found themselves the subject of much spleening by Nationalists.


Jāņi, Soul-Spirit of Industry & The Regurgitation of Light & Wisdom

The Violet Vulture Clan leads the Confederated Commune, closely assisted by The Geese of the Eternal Fungi. Ieva Miervaldis stands exalted as Head Matriarch of the Vulture Clan and Womb of Manoush, serviced in accordance with the Eternal Moon Glow by Elected-Tribe Face Bulibasha and Communal Impregnation Fetish Georgs Miervaldis. We are in the current time of having much surplus contentment for Our Head Matriarch, May She Oversee Our Blossoming Onto The Future!

Many questions remain as to the future deed of The Manoush. Uncertainty in points of referencing towards the Spiritualigious Faiths of the Manoush, Daughters And Forebares of Terratania, True Name of Terra & Fungal Goddess, have caused bigotry and narrow-brain atrophies amongst the neighbors of our Clan and Commune. In the coming months, may Terratania witness the Destined & Spontaneous becoming of the Manoush.

[Jalal Al-e-Ahmad]

Manoush Peoples Face Insults, Violence, and Total Ignorance By Dolgarian Majority
Legislative Suggestions of the Tribes Fully Ignored In the Saeima



Manoush Stonecutter Clan's Bi-Weekly 80-Hour-Fertility-Celebrations were violated by Dolgavan Socialist Police earlier this Wednesday

Enormous Hellos to you, Friends And Wet-Nurses of The Manoush Mostly-Confederated Tribes! Many things of inherent containment of excitement are residing within the nation of Dolgava as of late. Following the uncovering of the Much Shorter Path Between Sudraba lācis Lake and the Dolgarburga forest, camps from the Violet Vulture and Weeping Foxglove clans have seen their profits rise 28%. This is of Great News, as much debris and scrap metal remains within Dolgava, a nation that seems to have lain dormant since its last being invaded. A Reminder: Dorvik Tank Interiors Have Robot Computer Intestines, and net large profit to Cildanian Warlords.


Manoush of the The Geese of The Eternal Fungi clan show havings of defiantism before oppressive police pigs

Yet not all are having mouths stuffed with smiles before the comings of the Manoush. The Dolgarian Socialist Party has stood in stoic ignorance of all Manoush proposals, voting and commenting upon none of our parchment papers nor legislative looseleaf. Many Manoush camps face demolition and eviction from Socialist Police Forces, unwelcoming of our great savings and low low prices. These false communists are not the voice of the Monarchy, nor are they the speakings of the Dolgarian people! For the Dolgarian people do not speak! If they wish to remain within their homes with shutter closed, peaking out from shades as though we do not see them, then let them! It is time for celebration, the Terratania Has Awoken Upon The Hill, let the Festival of Profits commence!

For let it be of residence with the ears of all Terratania Citizens, from Al'Badara to Zardugal, the Manoush peoples wish only to settle. For a little while. And then to again wander and travel and sell. To scrap, to sweep, to scrape! Can you not let us? Is not trade good for us all? Constant, endless, unrestricted trade with absolutely no restrictions or safety standards in the very, absolute least? The Future of Dolgava! Gaze upon our wears! Glory to The Goddess Spirit of Mercantile Bear-Market Investment, may she prevent rain this Thursday, for the Pockmarked Mallard Clan have football practice. Go Mallards!

[Aquinas]

OOC: I can see things are becoming interesting in Dolgaria

[EEL123]

OOC: I can see things are becoming interesting in Dolgaria

I would rather see such things in Badara.

[Jalal Al-e-Ahmad]

^The most foreign attention Dolgava has ever received.

[EEL123]

^The most foreign attention Dolgava has ever received.

For obvious reasons, Jalal.

[EEL123]

OOC: I really ought to get out of here, right?

[Jalal Al-e-Ahmad]

Manoush Win Elections In Lands Sliding of Votes
"Presents Premiere Present For Profits!" purports private person




The new entrance to the Dolgarian Legislature, Saeima

Many Hot Welcomes To Yous, Foreign Investor! This is Curious-Cicada-Clan Cart News, impregnating your ears with the most virile of news from the Dolgarian State. It has recently died a long week of bitter debate between Socialismist Party candidates, who quietly mumbled their opposition to happiness and joyous, and the Newly Arrived Manoush Tribes and their Elected-Tribe Face Bulibasha Georgs Miervaldis, who aroused within all a great fervorous politics. With great obviousness, the Manoush Tribes won, with 104% of the votings! Officials claim the voting boxes placed in adjacency to Manoush camps were "stuffed with ballots" from many more persons than were originally claimed to be living in areas. But now we are the authorities, and we have done away with census!

With such victory, the 301 seats Manoush Tribes gained in Saeima were occupied by 972 persons, with the chairs and desks soon to be replace with large bails of hay. Uncertain and full of weary at the use of Government, which has so longely oppressed and burned and aborted our peoples, the Violet Vulture Clan, along with 89% of all Manoush Clans, voted to dismantle the former Socialist Government. This public spending is but a lie from those who wish to oppress you! Only you decide destiny of you! You and clan, tribe, village, cart, occupation, wealth, and worth. ONLY those things, not other persons, for other persons are oppressive. And as be suching, all governmental spending has been ended, leaving many without home or health care. This hole has been filled by Private Sectors, as many Clans vie for right to sell highest quality Healing Tonic, Housing Cube, or Wife™.


Following the impotence of funding from now collapsed government, Socialist Housings have largely been converted into basket-weaving factories, with residents suggested to be moving into nomandic Manoush camps.

Yes, all has been privitized within Dolgava™, and none shall lead us with greater wisdom than profit itself! Gold, the open trail, a slave at our breast, the wind in our hair, and a fast horse for our cart! This is what is most premiere in existence. And this can be yours, Foreign Investor, for cheap tax-free cost! From now until 3420, open your factory in Dolgava and receive 6,000 clansman ready to work the next day! What bargain! The former drain upon our profits, the unwieldy and far-too overpriced Dolgarian military, is now having a Blowing-You-Out Sale! Dolgarian Armored Paroling Cars, Buy 2 Get 1! Depleted Uranium Shells, on sale from The Faithless Bacchant Clan, only $20,000 LOD per shell! Can you be believing such bargains? Already, the Republiek van Seridjan has purchased all Dolgarian Monarchy Merchandise, including crown, throne, and stained glass windows, and several rafts full of aluminum tubing and rocket fuel await the Republic of Baltusia, once their currency legitimizes and the check clears.

Some within Dolgava are not having smiles from our profits and recent transitioning to Anocracy, most effective of all government forms. Some of the Fascistism Party For Conservative Family Idealation membership have found fault with our utopia, and with our peoples and culture. This is of no news to us, the Manoush have been prosecutioned from the Majatraa to Squibble and back again, we will not be hearing such ill words from racists and unprofitable Big Government Police State peoples. If you wish, you may purchase them as well!

Come Again! Keep In Touching Distance!