Καλοπίκή Ειδήσεων (Kalopian News)

Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:49 am

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Internal party disturbances;
Kalopian Regime Coalition seems weak to continue - June 2745


The departure of the last true holder of the Kalopian Regime Coalition's integrity and self purposefulness, of Mr. Virginatos that is, to Egelion in order to deal with the Trigunian crisis, has created some sort of confusion amongst party members. The party, as political analysts estimate, has been separated into multiple political camps, and it almost seems as though a battle is about to commence. The recent failures of the Kalopian support group in Kalopia in comparison to the cultural conservatives has probably sparked the sense of doubt within party rankings.

Following the commencement of this recent internal party disturbances, several key members of the administration have resigned, and more chaos came to infect the KRC. At this point it is clearly uncertain if the faith of the Kalopian Regime Coalition will lead towards the path of disbandment, due to lack of consistency, but anyhow, it is for the best interest of the Kalopian world that Mr. Virginatos quickly decided to return and control the situation.

The beginning of this Kalopian crisis is marked by the foundation of the Corporate Party, for which we currently possess no information whatsoever. The party's leadership has yet to make any announcements.
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:24 pm

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Virginatos found dead in his cabin; First Military Command disbanded,
fleet returns to Kalopia - April 2746


It's a sad event indeed. The day prior to the commencement of the FMC's military attack upon the Trigunian rebel forces and Mr. Virginatos is discovered dead in his cabin. His body was seated in his chair, and his head was thrown upon his executive documents, blood spilled all over the desk. Our reporter was there to cover the whole story. It seems that Mr. Egoist was shot on his forehead, leading to instant death, as military doctors estimate. The entire military crew is on alert, interrogating the soldiers and sailors and attempting to locate the traitor and murderer. Many would like to call this as a military casualty, but commanders are unsure if the executioner is still on board the ship. The body was more than one day's old. There is a growing fear within GPO rankings that rival organizations have made their move. The party members of the KRC back in Kalopia blame explicitly the NATO for this murder.

Nevertheless, no announcements have been made. The First Military Command has been disbanded and the fleet is returning back to Kalopia, for Egoist's funeral and the rest proceedings. Without a leader, there is no history. The official GPO position shall be announced soon with a global announcement.
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:50 pm

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Kalopian Regime Coalition disbanded;
political leaders disappear - April 2746


It seems Mr. Egoist's death was the last drop to fill the recent glass of total disintegration of the Kalopian support world. After the tragic announcement, all political members of the KRC resigned from their parliamentary posts and the party is now officially disbanded. No announcements have been made so far.

Malekas Aristocrat has also disappeared. Local authorities have been unable to track him down. More news about the subject as we receive information. Local media fear that the current CEO of the Aristocrat Ltd. has been kidnapped or far more worse, murdered. These sources remain yet unconfirmed as investigations continue.
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:48 am

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Malekas Aristocrat found dead in his cottage;
strange financial activity triggers further investigations - January 2747


Yesterday morning, local authorities uncovered the body of Malekas Aristocrat, brutally damaged and burned, in his cottage, a few kilometers south of Queenstown. The house maid that called the police reported that Malekas used to spent his weekend in his beloved cottage, and it was her duty to go and clean up on Monday, after his departure. She says that it is then when she found the body severely brutalized in the bedroom. "The scene was horrendous. Who could do such a thing?", she answered the media, full of tears. She is now being treated in the local hospital, trying to recover from the shock. We have not been yet available to capture the scene of crime, and police investigators are very strict on the case. So that leads us to two questions: Who and why would do such a terrible thing to a politician?

And while corruption theories spring up for Malekas Aristocrat and his horrific death, police investigators have marked some peculiar financial activity with regards to the man's banking accounts. As officials say, an unspeakable amount of money were transferred to an international bank in Kanjor, while investigators add that the money were moved again to another nation, probably Hobrazia. Local authorities are now beginning to suspect the involvement of Nova Terra in this horrible event, and investigators estimate that probably the death of Aristocrat would be the continuation of the GPO's steady disintegration. Nevertheless, these sources remain unconfirmed. Kalopian authorities will now request permission from the Hobrazian Justice Ministry to enter the nation and with the help of Hobrazian authorities search and hasten the capture of the murderer. Rumors have it that the police have a single clue in their disposal, two letters marked on the victim's forehead: "PL".
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Sat May 16, 2009 11:39 am

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Kalopian Regime Coalition officially
reunited by John Aristocrat, financial heir of the insurance group - January 2757


Finally reunited, the Kalopian Regime Coalition is officially and once more part of the legislative assembly, ready to take back its rightful throne as master of the Kalopian world. Led by John Aristocrat, son of the brutally murdered Malekas Aristocrat, and therefore grandson of the glorious Pornidious Aristocrat, son of the ever to exist wealthiest man in Kalopia, Theodoros Aristocrat, the KRC promises a new age in Kalopian politics, giving life and spirit back to its people's dreams. Hail Kalopia!
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Mon May 25, 2009 8:49 am

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New reformation plans from the KRC;
John Aristocrat takes pride in Lodamese patterns - June 2761


Earlier today, the Kalopian Regime Coalition, widely known for its fervid support of Kalopian heritage and culture, submitted a series of important reformation bills, attempting to compensate for its bitter absence, which lasted over one and almost for two decades. Heir to the Aristocrat business and line of succession, Mr. John Aristocrat, newly appointed Grand Secretariat (HoS), declares very satisfied with the citizen's voting preferences, as latest elections shot the KRC to the first place. "Things have not been forgotten here!", he commented.

"All these new reforms...we are true supporters of a centralized, powerful government, democratically elected by the people to democratically serve its interes...I mean its people! We love this nation and we are ready to show it", he laughed pleasurably at the resemblance with Lodamun. "Yes, I have been in Lodamun over the past few years of Kyne totalitarianism and I do admire their pathetic cover up operations. So much filth, but I honestly can take pride in Lodamese patterns when it comes to establishing a hardcore, menacing dictatorship, brainwashing opposition into thinking this is actually a very well set up democracy!"
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Mon May 25, 2009 12:27 pm

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Grand Secretariat seems concerned about
the Hobrazian situation - July 2761


"The constant, ridiculous broadcasts that differ in the minimum from childish outcries of oppression from the First Part of Hobrazia have fallen under our mighty organization's attention", was Mr. Aristocrat's response to a relative question concerning the Hobrazian situation, "I am deeply concerned, that's all I can surely remark. These little calls for justice from the First Party, as our sources confirm, delay legislative process and have literally stopped political progress in that wonderful nation of Hobrazia."

"Our message to the victims of injustice, as they love to call themselves, is to face maturity soon or let the nation sink into despair, chaos and uncertainty, with the lands ruled by your pitiful sense of governance and democracy. For life has taught us many great lessons throughout history and you have all failed to even accept the least bit fact of your ignorance. Those who serve, as you foolishly claim, unfairness to you are simple and mere exercisers of democracy, for they have been elected by the Hobrazian people to follow a greater status than specifically the complainer, the First Party of Hobrazia. Our investigators have detected no recent signs of cruelty, merely the astounding fact of your vanity, glittering in the distance as you wave goodbye to your hunger for absolute power. Caution, we advise."
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Mon May 25, 2009 12:41 pm

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Orpheus National Guard on the move;
military barricades surround eastern borders - July 2761


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In the tedious hours of the night, an executive order signed by both the HoS and the Defense Minister of the Kalopian government coalition between the socialists, declared a military state in the eastern borders with Kafuristan, effectively mobilizing the Orpheus National Guard to protect the regions east of Mossavi. This action was immediately decided after a Kafuri bomber had entered national airspace and had bombed several villages along the highlands near the southern desert. Officials say the bomber was neutralized by the Kalopian Eagle Force. No survivors found.

The Grand Secretariat is now officially concerned about internal Kafuri matters, as he expressed in today's press conference. The latest chaotic signs of lack of a centralized control have led to assumptions of a possible anarchy outbreak. Rumors have it that another coalition may be returning to restore order, nevertheless, the Grand Secretariat will move to direct actions with regards to the Global Peacekeeping Organization, as both nations are member of the GPO Grand Legislation. More news hopefully coming soon.
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Tue May 26, 2009 7:48 am

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Second Military Command sweeps target areas;
chaos in Kafuristan continues - December 2761


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During the past few days, the Second Military Command, consisted primarily by ground forces and heavy artillery such as K-Tanks and Leopards, swept past several areas around the deserted border between the two nations, successfully neutralizing enemy defense points and apprehending a multitude of anarchists and militia men, whose origin is currently unknown to the media. As we are informed, Kafuri investigators are on the process of searching more data.

Meanwhile, the official administration of the SMC reports of several destroyed and burned villages, no innocent casualties reported. Several Kalopian armed men have fallen in battle, creating certain grudges from the political fields in the Koinoboulio. Nevertheless, the Grand Secretariat is confident about the whole procedure and calmly states that victory and success at restoring order is at hand.
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Re: Kalopian Republican Times - KRT

Postby GreekIdiot » Tue May 26, 2009 8:00 am

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Precautionary diplomatic measures issued by
the Kalopian Regime Coalition - December 2761


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After the announcement of the government of Lodamun to increase intelligence authorities and powers, the Kalopian Regime Coalition issued a new resolution to the Koinoboulio, effectively and calmly addressing the situation, and as Mr. John Aristocrat, to protect Kalopia from foreign, secret and influential intervention.

Upon passing, the resolution will declare the following by law:

With this resolution, we hereby prohibit all Lodamun officials to enter our beloved nation. New security measures towards international travel will be created, in order to effectively screen out those who threaten our integrity. The Lodamun embassy in Polykratos is to receive extra security protection. Permanent citizens of Kalopia with Lodamese ethnicity or origin will be permitted to stay in the nation, however, travelers, tourists and visa users will be expelled back to their nation. This applies for citizens of Lodamun.


It is unknown whether the rest of the legislative assembly will support such a motion, and the KRC states that these urgent matters must be met directly and with the sole purpose of safeguarding our nation in times of dear need.
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