Foreign Minister Jorsett Addresses Celestia about Foreign Conflicts
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Dick Jorsett X
"It has been far too long that no one of this great Celestian nation has spoken about things outside our conquests. While, indeed, our conquests must be spoken of and must be reiterated so that the entire consumation of Terra occurs, we must not forget that outside our borders, events happen that affect Celestians at home. The first situation I would like to address is Gaduridos. There has been much speculation over whether we should conquer the nation or claim it for Celestia. I will repeat for you what the Priest of Light has already declared. Gaduridos is no more and is now an annexed part of Celestia. The leadership of the former Gaduridos and the former Baltusia are now one and the same and forever at peace under the Celestian flag.
As for Pontesi, the leaders of the Ecumencial Council and the Cabinet are unsure of how to handle their renewed Imperialism. We believe that they have ideas of retaking Gaduridos and swiping it from Celestian hands, but we cannot be sure. Our ministers are working around the clock to ensure the spread of Celestialism throughout the world and to prevent the fall of conquered lands. I, myself, will soon be meeting with a Pontesi delegation to speak on this matter.
Beiteynu has earned its own position in the eyes of the Great Celestial King. They are vile and a disgrace to the world. Not even their God supports them now as they have fallen into self-idolatry and have become consumed with bureaucracy. The Great Celestial King is on our side against Beiteynu. We have already declared war on them and on any nation of the world who refuses to accept Celestialism as the way to righteousness. I will neither confirm nor deny that we are working in Beiteynu to ensure that our conquest there will be swift and sure. All that is to be known, however, is that the Jews are a heathen race who shall soon face the rath of the Great Celestial King.
Recently, we recieved word from Dolgaria announcing that they would condemn our actions and impose trade embargoes on us for our "undemocratic actions." We spit upon these condemnations and upon the people of Keris. When our world was born out of the Great Kabushika, they were the first to rebel against the Great Celestial King and have earned eternal slavery for themselves as a result of their sin. Our "undemocratic actions" are justice in reality. We would rather be called undemocratic then be declared unrighteous be our King.
As for the rise of Communism and Fascism in the far corners of the world, Celestia does not base itself off these foolish ideologies. We work toward a better future under the Great Celestial King. If either tries to bring their battles to our doorstep, let me warn them that they shall face the full wrath of our King and be punished. I would advise the Communists and the Fascists to steer clear of our path, for in the end, it shall be they who bow to us and not vice versa.
I conclude my speech with you with a word on Imperialism. These days, this word is tossed nastily about as if it is an unrepentable sin. Let me assure you, fellow Celestians, that our King advises that we use Imperialism to bring the inferior races under his bountiful goodness and mercy. Only when the world has been rid of evil and given over to the Great Celestial King shall the world see its reward. Have faith, my friends, we shall one day overcome all nations and rule this world in peace with the Great Celestial King."