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Record low unemployementJune 4856
Following the collapse of the Deltarian economy and enactment of austerity measures in June of last year, the Utemban economy has been in free fall. We were already suffering from an extremely high unemployment rate of 37.6% only a few years back. It had slowly gone down to 35% but the crisis has made it worse. We are now dealing with a never before seen here 41.2% unemployment rate.
Not only that but leading economists in Utembo think that unemployment could reach an impressive 47.2%.
These same experts say that the national debt will soon be so large that we will be unable to pay it until 4900.
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Royal Palace announces plan for King Durga's deathJune 4856
Today, the Royal Palace has announced what will happen when His Majestic Royal and Serene Highness King Durga finally succumbs to his battle with cancer. Doctors are already calling the fact that he is still alive a miracle. He is, however, expected to die in the coming months. Because of this, the Royal Palace has announced what will happen.
First, when the King dies his senior advisor will inform the members of the Government of National Unity, as well as the Royal Family and foreign leaders. Then the press will be informed. There will be a 21-day mourning period. During this period all citizens will be mandated to wear black and all businesses will close at 3. At the end of this period, the King's son Durga Loday will be coronated King Durga II. There will be a week-long celebration for the new King and at the end of it, life will go back to normal.
There are rumours, however, that given Prince Durga's age (62) he will abdicate in favour of his own son Ratna. Time will tell if these rumours are true.
Prince Durga