Septembrist Traitors stoke up intervention fever abroad
Did Fat Cat "Graf Michels" Bribe Delegates?
The traitorous leader of the Septembrist diaspora, the so-called Graf Michels, was seen at World Congress Headquarters meeting with the international community
World Congress - Even as the heroic security forces crushed a pitiful protest by the race-traitorous and seditious "Fifteenth of September Movement" to spread their weak and un-Dundorfian ideology by disturbing the glorious performance of the national anthem, the internationalist sect seems to be on the move. The Chairman of this so-called movement, financial fat cat Hubert Michels, who presumes to style himself by the title "Graf Michels von Bad Phönixspring" (wherever that may be), was seen meeting with the meddling influence peddlers of the World Congress trying to get support for his cause.
Is it coincidence that the World Congress is considering an unfair and mischaracterised assault on our nation's integrity? We think not! A rich and influential man on a mission like the misguided Hubert Michels, even with his ill-gotten assets in the Heimatland duly confiscated, must only find a hearing through the most low-character methods, buying influence for his family's vendetta against everything Dundorfian in our national culture, which saw the fall of Greater Hulstria after centuries of prosperity.
It is the opinion of this newspaper that an international arrest warrant and his immediate extradition is the only way to deal with the seditious and criminal acts of Graf Michels and the other "Septembrists" who threaten the stability of the state from abroad with their nefarious agenda.
(OOC: Of course, all lies. But since we're in a totalitarian regime and those with a little history knowledge from before the regime know how Septembrism has historically had a habit of toppling dictatorships in the Crownlands, I'm sure this smear campaign is warranted. Hope the resident players don't mind; I tried to keep up with the totalitarian regime trying to rewrite history thing you got going, such as the claim that Septembrism toppled Greater Hulstria, conveniently overlooking a Fascist regime)