"As-Salamu Alaykum,
Goodevening Ladies and Gentlemen, this is BNC with the latest news.
Government officials have confirmed that the former Shah of Barmenistan, Caliph Bulut Bünyamin, sallallahu alaihi wa sallam, has fled to the UBE embassy in Kathre, the capitol of Barmenistan. The Caliph had to flee his palace with several of His personal guards, among them members of the IRPP's armed militia, after revolutionary forces took over the country's government and armed forces and dethroned the Shah. Sources in the UBE embassy have said that the Caliph is going to ask our government to grant Him political asylum.
In other news today, the police in Al-Kamelah in the Emirate of Gharki arrested 15 people suspected of several armed robbery's on jewel stores and banks. Amongst the suspects are several high profiled members of one of the UBE's most ruthless orginized crime groups.
That was the latest news from the UBE, i wish you a good day and stay tuned for the latest news on BNC."
OOC: UBE = United Badaran Emirates.
IRPP = Islamic Revolutionary People's Party.