Government blasts Deltarian 'white saviour complex' and 'neo-colonialism'23 June 4858
The new Prime Minister, conservative Taran Onteddu, has rubbished Deltaria's plans to invest in Dovani nations, accusing the Majatran nation of possessing an 'overbearing white saviour complex'. PM Onteddu, who heads the recently formed right-wing coalition in the Vascanian parliament, did not hold back in attacking Deltaria's ambitious plans to upstage Vascanian in the east through a large investment scheme targeting areas of geopolitical intrigue. The plan, announced almost immediately after the completion of Vascania's second round of investments in the east, mirrors the Vascanian idea almost completely and has been ridiculed as an 'echo' of Vascanian influence. The moves are seen as a sudden and unprovoked escalation in tensions in the east, which has likely lead to the pugnacious response offered in our interview with Mr. Onteddu.
Other members of the government and of the opposition have attacked the Deltarian plans. The former Prime Minister, Amitubh Jagaat, said that the plans constituted 'the dying breaths of a once-powerful nation, squatting in its own ruins'. Prime Minister Onteddu was visibly frustrated in the interview to VascaniaNews, in which he called the Deltarians 'lesser creatures', 'half-sociopathic', 'white narcissists' and 'cultureless'. Some of the Prime Minister's comments can be found below:
It is sad to see that greedy western nations continue to delude themselves with exaggerated notions of their own usefulness. The neo-colonialism is strong with this one. The overbearing white saviour complex that Deltaria possesses is among the most extreme cases of the half-cynical, half-sociopathic attitude that the old coloniser states have made less than no effort in changing. The money Deltaria is promising to the east will go to building military infrastructure for their own use and the use of their corporations. No native Dovanian will see a penny of their money.
The shade provided by the elephant's shadow is great, so it is only natural that lesser creatures will seek to live in the elephant's shadow. However, it is unfortunate that so very many nations base their entire identity around mimicking others. Deltaria and their many stooges seem so deeply preoccupied with whatever Vascania is doing simply because their own desolate, cultureless lands have nothing to take pride in. States that exist only as blank canvasses on which a precession of white narcissists spray their feces and call it 'art'. It is the attitude of a patient in a maximum-security psychiatric ward who has grown an extreme obsession with their nurse.
Let me assure the Deltarian President that their dreams of a pipeline between Majatra and Dovani are half-brained and utterly illegal. As long as we are speaking from our backsides, I hereby pledge to build a pipeline between Keymon and the sun! If Deltaria attempts to construct such a monstrosity, they will have only themselves to blame when their work is suddenly laid to waste.
The plans would include a three-phase strategy widely viewed as a path to buy the Deltarian government's way into hegemony in Dovani, including promises of infrastructure construction and weapons sales. The idea has been widely trashed by Vascanians from across the political spectrum, both in government and in the public. The nation, only a few thousand miles from the eastern coast of Vascania, has been mocked by newspapers as 'the land of echoes' and 'a cesspit scarred by inbreeding'. Social media users have shared memes embracing the theory than the Dovanian and Medinese governments 'sit around all day' until Vascania does something, or that those nations are ran by parrots who are trained to repeat the last thing that they heard.
Memes circulating widely online are also targeting the Deltarian plan to build a pipeline from Majatra to Dovani, with humorous maps asking Deltaria to 'please explain' how the pipeline could logistically work considering that Vascania is situated between Majatra and Dovani. Others suggested that the government of the powerful Majatran country was 'off their meds' when they drew up the idea. Yet more users mocked the Majatran power as being 'constantly on the brink of recession'. Many users in other Dovani nations joined in on the mockery, pointing out the 'uncreative' and 'reactive' nature of Deltarian foreign policy and asking their governments not to go along with the idea.
VascaniaNews is a Vascanian public news service produced by the Vascanian Broadcast Union.