by GreekIdiot » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:56 pm
Interview with the leader and founder of the Liberal Reformation Menace
April 2790
Ladies and gentlemen, all of you viewers around Beiteynu, good evening. We have long anticipated this night, so, a month after the appearance of Mr. Jewhatred on the political foreground, he has finally come to terms with the dark colours surrounding the studio and has accepted our invitation for a live interview. Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, the figure of the hour!
"Well thank you Ariel, that's so cute of you..."
It's my pleasure and I would certainly love you on the verge of total and unjustified insanity if my pesky little ass-kissing gave me the opportunity of enjoying a magnificent political intercourse with you on the subject of sexual pleasures and gay relationships, as well as gay sex after this interview.
"Ahaha, always the same Ariel, lovely..."
But enough with my diversifying erection, let's get down to straight business, shall we Mr. Jewhatred?
"Oh darling, just call me Annoing."
Annoing...my pleasure. Well, eh...first of all, where do you come from? This has come as quite a horny shock to us. Appearing in public I mean, without any blurs. Naked to the bone. Purely satisfying.
"As in matter of fact, I am a genuine sex machine of the Beiteynu lands. I was born here and then was raised in Kalopia. Lovely place, you can smell sexual liberation all over the place. It talks to you on the tap water, it touches you on the sheets, it implies it downstairs, through the concrete wall, down the stairs, up the stairs, down and up, up and down, you can smell it in the air; no restrictions. No religious codes and no government regulation on your intensely building emotions. You wanted to liberate yourself, you could act your love and pure emotions on the street, anytime, anywhere, with anyone. It was widely encouraged, and that's my dream when it comes to the Liberal Reformation Menace. We imply that exactly: the menace of liberty. Absolutely no government regulation or supervision at all."
Aaah, let me hear you say that one more time.....
"No government regulation at all. You will be free and the sexual heavens can bless you with as much freedom as you please!"
Damn Annoing, that sounds amazing. That is amazing...my lord...aaah...let me breath for a while. Can I have a glass of water? Thank you. Now, Annoing, I presume your party's position on religion is not actually favourable to religion itself in Beiteynu?
"We shall enforce the free market, open our borders to the smells of foreign darlings working intensely and sweating, we shall cut government regulation to such a minimum it will be heavenly to simply provide condoms around, but...; we shall not accept the cacophonous mudslinging of a bunch of bumbling baboons who in the name of a total range of restrictions that they call heaven and father restrict us from exercising our own free will and our own wonderful wishes, and to develop our individuality, and beautify this world with colour. No, religion it out no matter what. And we shall play a hard game."
Very enlightening there my friend. Brilliant. All in the nude! Now, many of our viewers, who are most commonly between the ages of 17 and 24, ask whether you shall reform the educational system completely or proceed with minor improvements. That is all hypocritical of course, in case you support the current system.
"Sexuals sake, of course not. Why would I support a conservative, religious, state education system with absolutely no prospect and no consistency to provide safe and secure teaching and development of individual sexualities and characters? I mean that's ridiculous. The specific age group you mentioned id dying for liberation, it wishes to roam free without any restrictions, to try their boundaries on a world where education would support sexual education and promote multiple level intercourse, and without any discriminations on gender and sex. Those who stick to the conservative ruling will be punished; they'll be bondaged and they be forced to obey their new master the hard way."
Touching...yes...I mean, let's give the man a wonderful bravo! I mean this was more than enough my friend. Oh I'm sorry, I'd sake your hand if it weren't soaked in tears. Well thank you, you have brought us hope once again. We dearly thank your snickering whereabouts from the bottom of our hearts. And I mean very bottom like, from behind. Ladies and gentlemen, this was Annoing Jewhatred, the leader of a bright and wonderful future!