Beiteynu

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Jacobstone era ends, an Aristocrat-Goldbloom returns
The era of Rosh Ha'memshala Patrick Jacobstone, of the Yeudish Lobbyists, has ended.
January 5479


Soon-to-be PM David Aristocrat-Goldbloom (pictured) will become HHB's first PM.

YISHELEM, ENDILD - Some ten years ago, the Yeudish Lobbyists shocked Beiteynu as their leader Patrick Jacobstone, the first PM of Luthorian-Yeudi heritage, won an upset election against the former MH - the then-dominant party of Beiteynu. Since then, Beiteynu has profoundly changed both socially and politically: a weaker economy and a diminished status for the Armed Forces have been left in the aftermath of the so-called Hubris War and was then followed by the collapse of the Lobbyist electoral list, the death of the MH, the establishment of HHB and the return of MCR. Now, the political changes weren't uninfluential, like they almost always are in Beiteynu, as PM Jacobstone, once returned from the Altatepec Conference, realized soon he couldn't continue to lead a cabinet while holding not even 10% of the votes, and agreed privately with the HHB leader, Duke David II Aristocrat-Goldbloom, to support a new cabinet led by him. This cabinet will be the first for the newly-formed HHB, the Democratic Camp of Beiteynu, and some members of the party have expressed to us their wish for broad economic reform and for investments in terms of solar energy - but has not expressed positions against non-renewable energy. The Duke, who will relinquish his nobiliary titles upon the swearing-in as PM, has agreed to include the MCR in his cabinet, and allow them to lead the Justice Ministry - a move that many pundits are struggling to understand as currently MCR does not hold seats and has hinted several times that they'd pursue a rather radical justice reform. What is the Duke thinking?

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Teaser 4 of "War of Lost Souls" drops biggest revelation yet
January 5479

Valois, Lourenne - The forging of the almost mythical 8 Gems - 3 of them supposedly currently in exhibit in Vanuku - by Elior during the Qedarite Migrations has been a central theme of various works, including controversial book series The Meddling Affairs by Gem Publishing. Legend has it that the gems of Yeudish myth are an integral part of a Yeudi Plot, crafted by the House of Elior across the thousands of years since Theodore Aristocrat in the 2700s.

Theodore found the gems, or at least where they were, when he discovered the notes of Yeladim Keshef in Keymon during his self-imposed exile. When he married Jacquil Debua, a bastard of the House of Orleans-Vasser (from Rildanor of all places), he gave her 1 of 8.

Gem Publishing's story has it that was part of the plan.

Valois Studio confirmed that Elior's 8 Gems would be part of the movie with the 4th teaser, while also dropping its biggest revelation: Meleh Elias Ishmael IV giving 1 of 8 to Princess Helene was not part of the plan. And then we hear the princess speak of a "unity forged under false pretences", to which the King replies back the passage we heard on the 2nd teaser; presumably referring to the efforts of the House of Elior under the Yeudi Plot.

Helene - or who we assume to be Helene - is clearly opposed to the plan.

But what is the plan?

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Stella Eroncourte, the new minister of justice

MFS appointed MOJ, plan J.U.S.T officially proposed to the knesset with a reshuffling of judges across the country: Down with the elite?

Yishelem, Beiteynu. Amazing news have came from Beiteynu and more specifically the halls of the Ministry of Justice as the head of the Transparency committee for the Movement for Cultural Renaissance, Stella Eroncourte, has been appointed minister of Justice under the Aristocrat-Goldbloom administration. The new minister didn't waste her time taking radical actions as she fired all the executives deemed "unqualified" and replaced them with law experts, judges, lawyers, jurists, and law professors from various universities across Beiteynu while she purged the Ministry from any elements not affiliated with the concept of law and justice. Many qualify this massive wave of lay-offs as an internal purge within the Ministry from any HHB or lobbyists sympathetic elements as MCR has been reportedly campaigning to bring down corruption that is currently deep within the Beiteynuese political, economic, and judicial organs.

In addition, the Judicial and Universal System for Transparency, J.U.S.T plan has been officially brought into the knesset by the Ministry for Justice with the plan proposing radical changes such as the creation of 2 new Supreme courts, the establishment of 3 new circuits alongside introduction of temporary political immunity suspension for all person involved in scandal of any degree coupled with the approval of the specialized court, no politician or government official is safe from the proposed Transparency Remediation Authority in charge of appointing new judges and magistrates alongside taking to court any person suspected of breaking the law. As a way to remediate to the multiple judges the Ministry considers as biased, it has issued an ordnance commanding the replacement of hundreds of judges across the country alongside preparation for investigations to be conducted on judges that have broken the Judicial code of honor.

The Beiteynuese political landscape is witnessing the rise of radical reformist elements represented by MCR into important ministerial positions calling for groundbreaking reforms and going at everybody's throat from the Meleh himself to the corporate executives, but is Beiteynuese society ready for the resurgence of elements like MCR back on the politcal stage?

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"Our navy is a tool, not a weapon"; MOD disbands Nahshol CSG
May 5479



Himmelshtern, Beiteynu - Ariel Tzafrir, Minister of Defence under the recently formed Aristocrat-Goldbloom Administration (who also served under Jacobstone during the war with Lourenne), confirmed this morning that 1 of the 2 remaining carrier strike groups of the Shahar Fleets will be disbanded and the Queen Isabelle-class BEINS Nahshol (Breaker) aircraft carrier will be decommissioned in the next few years, as the Ministry of Defence prepares to introduce a new doctrine for the Beiteynuese Naval Command, as part of the Yishelhafen Pact and the Altatepec Treaty, which is currently in the Knesset's voting docket.

Inspired by the Vascanian colonial museum that opened its doors in 5367 as part of a Zardic proposal of demilitarisation and reparations to Vascania, the soon to be decommissioned BEINS Nahshol aircraft carrier will also be turned into the Lost Souls Museum of Himmelshtern.

Both in remembrance of the destruction of 2 carrier strike groups and the "fallacies of a brotherly war" fought with Lourenne.

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The rest of the Nahshol CSG's warships have been retasked to the Hofesh Fleet in the southwest, which also introduced a tiered structure to its 3 squadrons and flotillas (1 for defence, 1 for intelligence, 1 for deterrence). The remaining Kfir jet fighters still in operation will be assigned to air force bases along the coast.

The BNC's Naval Chief commented that the Whitney the Great-class cruisers of Baltusian design would remain in Himmelshtern, as the MOD is preparing to introduce the Tafsik (Deterrence) Doctrine with the formation of 4 smaller and more flexible carrier strike group formations called "Kadima" (Forward).

Presumably to include the smaller and "more agile" Ambitionsklasse Flugzeugträger-class aircraft carrier of Narik & Darnussian design.

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Mr. Tzafrir will be consulting with the Rosh HaMemshala to introduce a decreased military budget, following the ongoing transition.

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Second season of Yeudey announced with a third one underway, Children's Joy Company becomes Children's Network: Beiteynuese cartoon alive again?

Yishelem, Beiteynu. Unexpected news have came from the building of the Children's Joy Company as their CEO Rebecca Levitansky has announced the future release of the long-awaited second season of Yeudey, Beiteynu's iconic children cartoon that hit the country like a wave of adrenaline nearly a century ago with the mass sponsorship of the luthorian channel Orange Children TV which helped spread the cartoon all across Terra, but it seems that for the fans of the show hope is shinning bright once again with the announcement of first a second season and a third one officially in the works with other plans left to be uncovered.

In addition, Children's Joy Company has officially merged with another Beiteynuese animation studio known as Art Network & Co, which has led to the formation of Children's Network, the new and upcoming animation and entertainment giant that is already looking at opening their own TV channel alongside publishing comics, merchandise, and much more alongside countless cartoon series plans and even animated 3D films. Rebecca promised that Yeudey would still maintain its gra gradient word of both light and heavy themes that shall help nurture the mind of both Beiteynuese kids and children all across Terra because there's no better way to adress a heavy subject to children other than using Joyful cartoons with under the surface themes.

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Medinat Dpt. adds Xsampa to "Yeudi Shitlist"
December 5479



Yishelem, Beiteynu - "We simply cannot keep ignoring the fallacies of a state that is eager to throw the West under the bus at every turn", was the opening statement of Sneakyeth Avodi, Head of the Medinat Department, in a press conference earlier this morning revolving around the Reshimat Hara's renewed digital portal and introduction of 4 distinct levels of policy, following the signing of the Altatepec Treaty in Gaduridos.

He continued on, evidently in a state of noticeable anger:

Xsampa's recent ban of Luthorian literature is yet another example of how Xsampa twists and turns whatever it needs and however it wants to achieve its domestic policies. The Homeland State simply cannot ignore this and it is our job to advise and protect the Yeudi People around the world.

As such, the Beiteynuese Government will cease diplomatic channels with Xsampa, moving forward. The Medinat Department has also issued advisory guidelines to Yeudis to also avoid travelling to and engaging in commerce with Xsampa for the foreseeable future.

Of course, we will stay away from their affairs, but a HARA-2 is now in effect.

When asked about the new 4 levels of policy of the Reshimat Hara, he responded:

These are meant to represent an extension of the Altatepec Treaty that will soon impact how Beiteynu chooses to conduct its foreign affairs, moving away from immediate interventionism to deterrence, much like the military's Azhara Doctrine of 3 levels.

First 2 levels are meant to express a "looking the other way" policy.

Final 2 are deterrence tools.

It seems that true to its traditional stances across the centuries, Beiteynu has kept Solentia (the notorious tax haven of international Yeudish industries), Dorvik and North Dovani on HARA-1, meaning that the Beiteynuese Government will continue to keep diplomatic channels closed.

Xsampa joins Kafuristan on HARA-2, while Trigunia firmly remains at HARA-3 (meaning that the Beiteynuese Government actively advises other states to avoid conducting diplomacy and commerce with the northern state), with Aldegar the only nation sitting at HARA-4, although curiously excluding oil and gas trade.

Staying true to the promises expressed in Gaduridos, Rildanor has been removed entirely from the list.

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Kohav confirms "3rd Point" with N&D as photo gains traction on social
December 5479



Himmelshtern, Beiteynu - The Head of the Kohav (Military Command) was forced to comment on the mysterious "3rd Point" project between Himmelshtern and Bannerhafen recently mentioned in Narik & Danrussian media, after a user with the handle "@antiluthorian8" posted a photo of a rather mysterious part of the alleged military installation close to the city of St. Cedric on the island of Nihaton-Clenon.

The location in question poses no surprises, as it sits strategically between Beiteynu and N&D, overlooking at the Migrant's Pass; counting that with the Yishelhafen Pact's very clear and direct mutual defence and deterrence policies pertaining to the region, the "conspiracy theory" easily gained traction.

We can confirm that a joint multi-complex military installation with Narikaton & Darnussia is indeed currently in construction. While we can't confirm any of the details at this point due to regional security, we can however state that the Ministry of Defence's ongoing work on the Tafsik Doctrine and the structure of the Shahar Fleets and the Beiteynuese Naval Command is relevant to this joint effort with Bannerhafen.

No further comment.

Conspiracy theorists have also been adamant (using various consumer-centric digital maps) that the "3rd Point Base" also includes ICBM siloes.

We attempted to reach out to @antiluthorian8, but have been thus far unsuccessful, as we're getting no response whatsoever.

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Passschiffe Bau AG and Beir Leshet bid for Vanukean defence contracts
December 5479



Himmelshtern, Beiteynu - Fuelled by the capital injections through both the Equifund and the Bannerpakt Fund that have enabled the manufacturing industry in Beiteynu to witness a surge of growth from the former's increasing demands over the last few years, 2 of the marketplace's naval giants from Beiteynu and Narikaton and Darnussia have confirmed their bids for the recently published RFP by the Vanukean Ministry of National Defense.

As commerce with Dundorf is picking up momentum again since earlier this year, Dundorfian contractors have been integral to shipbuilding compounds.

The bid includes the construction and delivery of 1 Ambitionsklasse Flugzeugträger-class aircraft carrier, the lightweight, faster and significantly cheaper alternative to the Queen Isabelle-class of Lourennais design; the Narik & Darnussian design is reportedly also part of the Beiteynuese navy's upcoming defence contracts (incl. 3 of these). The proposal is also set to include 15 Kfir jet fighters and 1 MAEW by Biraero and Deltarian manufacturer Radnik Technologies.

Deputy Minister of Defence also noted that Beiteynu is willing to sell to Wiel the 3 Whitney the Great-class cruisers procured by Apex Military Industries National Shipbuilding Company of Baltusia that are currently in service with the Tafsik CSG, as the navy prepares to disband that formation, as well.

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With Vanuku now at play, Majatra seems to be looking at 3 states (with Beiteynu and Deltaria) capable at blue water operations in the near future.

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Teaser 5 of "War of Lost Souls" paints a hidden "civil war"
January 5480

Valois, Lourenne - Valoir Studio has dropped yet another whimsical teaser for upcoming blockbuster War of Lost Souls, adding more to the mystery of the movie's plot, which seems to hint more and more on trying to explain why the war between Beiteynu and Lourenne happened in the first place.

The teaser begins with an Ahmadi "amane", an acapella chant, then immediately adds a mysterious "ticking war-like beat", throwing expectations off balance.

And then peaks massively, revealing Noah Kadiyot's words, calling the House of Elior "bastards".

Noah Kadiyot, one of the most celebrated Heads of the Medinat Department and the infamous "Baofluz camel rider", was assassinated by former Ramatkal (and Hadayim CEO) Benjamin Benowitz of the House of Elior; Benowitz escaped the authorities presumably having fled to Solentia.

It seems the backstory of the movie is set to include a "hidden civil war" between the vowing and ancient houses of Elior's legacy.

Catch the previous teaser, here.

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The 'Sun' has arrived in Beiteynu
The Government formed a new agency called 'Shemesh', which means 'sun'.
February 5480

in other news:
- New Administration discusses opportunity of cabinet reshuffle in MCR's favor.
- Two men discussing how good chocohummus is, in a Yishelem bar, were stopped by a chocohummus-denier woman, who was just getting off the bus.


The logo presented by David Aristocrat-Goldbloom for the Shemesh Agency.

YISHELEM, ENDILD - Breaking news, the Knesset just voted unanimously to introduce the sun in Beiteynuese law. That's right, the new agency strongly wanted by the PM, David Aristocrat-Goldbloom, to finance, regulate and boost Beiteynu's solar energy production will be called "Shemesh", which means in Luthorian literally just "Sun", coming to Yishelem with a logo created by the Rosh Ha'memshala himself (see picture). The new agency will be under control of the Ministry for Science and Technology, which according to the current Hoq, still missed control of a proper agency under its responsability, and has been created to assist our country's economic recovery by introducing something some people were scared about, green energy.
"Green energy is safe and effective, and won't replace the current oil-dominating energy industry", said to us the Science Minister Emily Abramsky, in a pitch to reassure the climato-skeptic population of Beiteynu that there is nothing to worry about the new plan. Shemesh will cooperate mainly, as mandated by law, with Aristocrat Energetical - a company owned by a sibling of the PM - which will start the commercialization of solar energy to Beiteynu and will be responsible to determine which areas, likely desertic, are going to get solar plants.
If really mass production and commercialization of solar energy is going to happen, that is going to be a major discontinuative policy from the Government, right now, thanks to past choices, the non-renewable energy sector is absolutely predominant and profitable in our Homeland, and all the major economic analysts can't wait to measure how the arrival of green energy is going to change the dynamics inside the Beiteynuese energy industry - but a clear winner is already in sight, and that's Aristocrat Energetical.